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Reviews by 'Brass Johnson'
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with a total of
212
reviews published to date.
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Zone Of Interest, The (2023)
Germans ignore noisy neighbors.
Apr 16, 2024
Unscored
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(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Cartoonist's cryptic killer quest.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Tiger gives Bond 'orient'ation.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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You Don't Know Jack (2010)
Conscientious Kevorkian: killer?
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Misers mar holiday happiness.
May 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Superheroes sweat, screw, disintegrate.
Jan 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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War Horse (2011)
Spielberg gallops toward peace.
Jan 13, 2013
Unscored
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W. (2008)
Non-curious George monkeys around.
May 28, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Up (2009)
Plummer makes house call.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Twilight (2008)
Sparkling vampires really suck.
Nov 25, 2009
Scored 1/5
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(5)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie rues undercover ruse.
Jan 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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True Grit (1969)
Rooster wins (over) Darby.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Tower Heist (2011)
Ferrari gets gold-fingered.
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
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To Die For (1995)
Knight almost gets laid.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Titanic (1997)
She Rose, He sank.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford reads until Dunaway.
Jun 12, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thor (2011)
Loki is Thor loser
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Thing, The (1982)
Icy dead, (not) people.
Nov 16, 2013
Unscored
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The World According To Dick Cheney (2013)
Cheney doesn't know dick.
Jul 10, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah crushes Terminator's plan.
Jan 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie tests metal mettle.
Jan 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Telefon (1977)
Frost poem awakens agents.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Taken (2008)
Neeson hates daughter's date.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp seethes, shaves, severs.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Superman: The Last Son Of Krypton (1996)
Daly defeats Brainiac Brown.
May 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Holden's plot all wet.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Crick clicks with chick.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Story Of O, The (1975)
O knows no 'No!'.
May 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)
Sithified Palpatine finally dies.
Jan 7, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Alderan's more piece-ful now.
Nov 18, 2013
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin becomes Darth Knight.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Vader's no Sithy.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Neeson gets 'Maul'ed.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Kirk doesn't know Deck(er).
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Clone hones dome's persona.
Jan 27, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Data walks in water.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk's bridge too far.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Cromwell 'warps' Vulcan's consciousness.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Extra toes prove innocence.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Odd God irks Kirk.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Say 'Good Earth!' Gracie.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Scotty Peggs Khan's cons.
Jun 12, 2013
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
'He's dead Jim. NOT!'
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
TV 'Space Seed' sequel.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Stalag 17 (1953)
Here Security doesn't pay.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Spiderbabe (2003)
Misty muffs super powers.
May 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Maria's Problem Is Solved.
Jul 16, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Skyfall (2012)
Bardem's on Craig's List!
Nov 9, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Queen fan kills Mother.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
NYC storm really bites.
Aug 3, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sharknado (2013)
SyFy's Shark Weak.
Jul 25, 2013
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey gives Pitt heads-up.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Top of Oscar's list.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (1970)
Kringles create Claus cause.
May 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Saboteur (1942)
Lady Liberty; Rushmore predecessor.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Santa eats ... own words.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Rounders (1998)
Damon has nuts.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rope (1948)
Stewart knot killer.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Bloody Roth shows guts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rebecca (1940)
Rebecca of DeWinter's harm.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Quiet Place, A (2018)
Blunt's pregnant pause delivers.
Nov 12, 2019
Unscored
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(3)
Purge, The (2013)
Hawke and Headey home-icide.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino makes great coffee.
Apr 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Psycho (1960)
Leigh never pays bill.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Guest dies at wedding.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Prescription: Murder (1968)
Falk foils deadly doctor.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Predator 2 (1990)
Glover over Busey's abuse.
May 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Predator (1987)
Alien seeks skull session.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Bellas sing-a-long way away.
Oct 3, 2015
Unscored
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Pitch Perfect (2012)
Bellas play without instruments.
Jul 13, 2013
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Chandelier brings down house.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Othello (1965)
Olivier black with envy.
Dec 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Notorious (1946)
Nazi wine fragrance sooty.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
North By Northwest (1959)
Adman, Madman?, Farmer?, Spy.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Nomadland (2020)
Frances alone again, naturally.
Oct 25, 2021
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Network (1976)
Head Ned detours Peter.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Widmark scarred for life.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
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Mr. Turner (2014)
Spall's "portrait" of painter.
Nov 19, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Moonraker (1979)
Drax lacks flower power.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
Ruse screws Cruise's crew.
Sep 8, 2015
Unscored
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Mis�rables, Les (2012)
Javert Crowes, Eponine Barks
Jan 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)
Cool running, hot mess.
Oct 3, 2015
Unscored
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Matrix, The (1999)
Neo gets with program.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo finds car, keys.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Sun of a gun!
May 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Que Sera reprise interminable!
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Aragorn attempts dwarf tossing.
May 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo's ring finally disappears.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo rings up Frodo.
May 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Live And Let Die (1973)
Kotto's voodoo? Virgin's urgin'.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Little Drummer Boy, The (1968)
Drummer manages manger music.
May 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Lincoln Lawyer, The (2011)
Ryan's lyin' maddens Matthew.
Jul 10, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Sans pants in France.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Knocked Up (2007)
Unworn condom doesn't work.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Tarantino writes: buries lead.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Carradine likes Superman's disguise.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Fox is a snake.
Dec 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Julie & Julia (2009)
Julie cooks Julia's leftovers.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Fish best served cold.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
Lone shark theme park.
Jan 14, 2010
Scored 1/5
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