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Reviews by 'Brass Johnson'
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with a total of
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Zone Of Interest, The (2023)
Germans ignore noisy neighbors.
Apr 16, 2024
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Dune (2021)
Worm hunters pound sand.
Apr 16, 2024
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Dune: Part Two (2024)
Fracas on Arrakis
Apr 4, 2024
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Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)
Groot gives wooden performance.
May 29, 2023
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Air (2023)
You-know-who new shoe to-do.
May 23, 2023
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Nomadland (2020)
Frances alone again, naturally.
Oct 25, 2021
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Maria's Problem Is Solved.
Jul 16, 2020
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Hamilton (2020)
Alexander missed his shot.
Jul 14, 2020
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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)
Sithified Palpatine finally dies.
Jan 7, 2020
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Quiet Place, A (2018)
Blunt's pregnant pause delivers.
Nov 12, 2019
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Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Flying Purple People Beater
Jul 10, 2018
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Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)
I am Groot!
May 17, 2017
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Mr. Turner (2014)
Spall's "portrait" of painter.
Nov 19, 2015
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How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
I see thread people.
Oct 16, 2015
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Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)
Cool running, hot mess.
Oct 3, 2015
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Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Bellas sing-a-long way away.
Oct 3, 2015
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Imitation Game, The (2014)
Cumberbatch puzzles Knightley nightly.
Sep 28, 2015
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
Ruse screws Cruise's crew.
Sep 8, 2015
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Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Ultron is Stark reality.
May 5, 2015
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Draft Day (2014)
Costner picks, knows Garner.
May 5, 2015
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Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Spader's greater crater generator.
May 5, 2015
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Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) (2014)
Keaton nose the ending.
Jan 21, 2015
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Gone Girl (2014)
Affleck reaches Pike's pique.
Oct 24, 2014
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Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
NYC storm really bites.
Aug 3, 2014
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Cloud Atlas (2012)
Doona eats Doona world.
Feb 6, 2014
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Gamera Vs. Barugon (1966)
Monster emits rainbow power.
Dec 27, 2013
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Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, The (2013)
Jackson barrels through Tolkien.
Dec 21, 2013
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Alderan's more piece-ful now.
Nov 18, 2013
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Thing, The (1982)
Icy dead, (not) people.
Nov 16, 2013
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Descendants, The (2011)
Clooney's marriage is Payne-ful.
Nov 16, 2013
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Columbo: Now You See Him (1976)
Columbo reveals magician's secret.
Sep 5, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Sharknado (2013)
SyFy's Shark Weak.
Jul 25, 2013
Scored 1/5
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Pitch Perfect (2012)
Bellas play without instruments.
Jul 13, 2013
Scored 3/5
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The World According To Dick Cheney (2013)
Cheney doesn't know dick.
Jul 10, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Lincoln Lawyer, The (2011)
Ryan's lyin' maddens Matthew.
Jul 10, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Born Free (1966)
Virginia in Africa?
Jun 30, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Darkest Hour, The (2011)
ETs mine Moscow minerals.
Jun 29, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Behind The Candelabra (2013)
Dimpled Damon digs Douglas.
Jun 21, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford reads until Dunaway.
Jun 12, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Noomi's roomie Wu woos.
Jun 12, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Se7en (1995)
Spacey gives Pitt heads-up.
Jun 12, 2013
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Game, The (1997)
"X" spots the mark.
Jun 12, 2013
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Zodiac (2007)
Cartoonist's cryptic killer quest.
Jun 12, 2013
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Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Widmark scarred for life.
Jun 12, 2013
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Purge, The (2013)
Hawke and Headey home-icide.
Jun 12, 2013
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Scotty Peggs Khan's cons.
Jun 12, 2013
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Cabin In The Woods, The (2011)
Protected virgin ends world.
Jan 31, 2013
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Haunted House, A (2013)
Paranormal Blacktivity.
Jan 15, 2013
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Mis�rables, Les (2012)
Javert Crowes, Eponine Barks
Jan 14, 2013
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War Horse (2011)
Spielberg gallops toward peace.
Jan 13, 2013
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Iron Lady, The (2011)
Thatcher has Streep-throat.
Jan 13, 2013
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Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Journey dwarfed by trilogy.
Dec 18, 2012
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Tower Heist (2011)
Ferrari gets gold-fingered.
Nov 15, 2012
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Avengers, The (2012)
Captain America gets carded.
Nov 15, 2012
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Batman, Bane burn bridges.
Nov 15, 2012
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Thor (2011)
Loki is Thor loser
Nov 15, 2012
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)
Rooney raped, tattoos tummy
Nov 14, 2012
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Argo (2012)
Affleck fakes foreign flick.
Nov 14, 2012
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Skyfall (2012)
Bardem's on Craig's List!
Nov 9, 2012
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Moonraker (1979)
Drax lacks flower power.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Live And Let Die (1973)
Kotto's voodoo? Virgin's urgin'.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Tiger gives Bond 'orient'ation.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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End Of Days (1999)
2K or not 2K?
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
I see bed people.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox's phantoms foil phantasmagoria.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Loony Lynskey woos Winslet.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Superman: The Last Son Of Krypton (1996)
Daly defeats Brainiac Brown.
May 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Telefon (1977)
Frost poem awakens agents.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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True Grit (1969)
Rooster wins (over) Darby.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Girlfriend Experience, The (2009)
Sasha's bare market tips.
May 29, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
Avengers consultant accepts (Fe)e.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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W. (2008)
Non-curious George monkeys around.
May 28, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Hangover, The (2009)
Whore helps henpecked Helms.
May 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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You Don't Know Jack (2010)
Conscientious Kevorkian: killer?
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Up (2009)
Plummer makes house call.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Misers mar holiday happiness.
May 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Call Northside 777 (1948)
Picture proves inmate's innocence.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Love transforms Charlie's tree.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Little Drummer Boy, The (1968)
Drummer manages manger music.
May 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Santa eats ... own words.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (1970)
Kringles create Claus cause.
May 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo rings up Frodo.
May 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Aragorn attempts dwarf tossing.
May 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Iron Man (2008)
Bridges builds bigger bot.
May 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Spiderbabe (2003)
Misty muffs super powers.
May 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Story Of O, The (1975)
O knows no 'No!'.
May 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Pepper's promotion pretty presumptuous.
May 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Sun of a gun!
May 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon loves Visalia manager.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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For Love Of The Game (1999)
Pitcher perfect; picture errs.
May 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston's drink cures leprosy.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Voyeur video blackmails Bond.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Bond nixes Knox's boondoggle.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo's ring finally disappears.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Glover over Busey's abuse.
May 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino makes great coffee.
Apr 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Carradine likes Superman's disguise.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Bloody Roth shows guts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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21 Grams (2003)
Penn wonders what's Watts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Streep, Hathaway with clothing.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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