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Reviews by 'LPH'
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with a total of
593
reviews published to date.
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Amanti (1968)
Dunaway's twisted 'Love Story'.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Makes Swallowing Palatable.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Devil In The Flesh (1998)
Granny's slain by cane.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Grandview, U.S.A. (1984)
Racy Jamie; Grand View.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Invisible Mom (1997)
Seemingly absentee mother.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Song Of The South (1946)
Disney's rabbit, Remus, racism.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Chainsaw Massacre, different tools.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Vacuums (2003)
Chase movie LITERALLY sucks.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Arrangement, The (1969)
Douglas stays with Dunaway.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Chill kill!
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Caprice (1967)
Day's Capricious dilemma.
Sep 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Cooking tarts.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Disco Beaver From Outer Space (1978)
Alien Beaver.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Telling lies enhances erection.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Fucking freezing.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Fluff job: actually hard.
Mar 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Glass Bottom Boat, The (1966)
Doris hits glass bottom.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
'Ho the Horror!
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Monsturd (2003)
Deadly dump.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Lawyers' suits dismissed.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Knotty boy gets revenge.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)
Robin Hood: Bulging Tights.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Sons Of Provo (2004)
Provo's preaching boy band.
Sep 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
Spurlock shakes up MickyD's.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
This Is My Father (1998)
Caan seeks clan.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Valley Of The Dolls (1967)
Barbies n Barbituates.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Vanity Fair (2004)
Regally Blonde.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
'Doc' (1971)
Dunaway & Doc Holliday.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ballad Of Josie, The (1967)
Sheepish Doris Day.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
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Blood & Donuts (1995)
Sucking blood; creme filling.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chatterbox (1977)
Proverbial 'pandora's box' pontificates.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Cum, learn to cook.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Do Not Disturb (1965)
Disturbing Doris Day.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Queen's King is Queen.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
How To Be A Model (A 12 Step Plan) (2003)
Modeling: 12 step program.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Move Over, Darling (1963)
Living dead Day returns.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Orgy Of The Dead (1965)
Not a lively orgy.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Big primates butt pirates?
Mar 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Party At Kitty And Stud's, The (1970)
Rocky gets rocks off.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)
Astro-knot.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Safe Sex: The Manual (1994)
Cover, Insert, Remove, Discard.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Blood & Donuts (1995)
Bismarcks & bite marks.
Mar 16, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Cock Tales (2003)
Dick Dialogues.
Jul 26, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
Basinger beds young Ted.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
Murderous Marinara.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
The Teeny, Tiny Tallywhacker.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pimpin' 101 (2002)
Ice shows pimps, hos.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thrill Of It All, The (1963)
Day gets Happy gig.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Material Girls (2006)
Duff girls riff Hiltons.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Material Girls (2006)
Duff duo's dud.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Real Cancun, The (2003)
Cancun questionably real.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarantino's gratutiously violent wedding.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Abortion Payneful.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Idols: sing! Don't act!
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Aquatic Tenenbaums without humour.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Sleep (1963)
It's a snooze, man.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Swept Away (2002)
Material Girl marooned!
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Under The Cherry Moon (1986)
Prince 'moons' audience.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Gay Cock & Roll.
May 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Third Power's rather weak.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Nazarene; dances, sings.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Winona starts goth trend.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Hoot (2006)
Burrowing Owls, Children Scowls.
May 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Will the wanker anchor.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Chloe waxes Gallo's carrot.
May 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Chloe gets the shaft.
May 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Riddick-ulous Chronicled.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
'Dangerous Liaisons' pour Americains.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
American Psycho's little brother.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Harrison, Heche. Highly unlikely.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Solaris (2002)
Soderbergh's slowwwww space snooooze.
May 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Chicago Cab (1998)
Cab carries Chicago crazies.
May 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Eyes Of Tammy Faye, The (2000)
Missionary & mascara movie.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Floundering (1994)
John Boyz no Walton.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Message To Love: The Isle Of Wight Festival (1997)
Woodstock across the pond.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
2 actors, 1 dinner.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
One Crazy Summer (1986)
The hippie chick Demi.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Party Monster (2003)
Clubby Culkin's Special K?
May 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Rat Race (2001)
'Mad World' make-over.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Weird Science (1985)
Downey snarky 80's brat.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wiz, The (1978)
Jacko wishes for brain.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Soldiering in Somalia sucks.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Annoying, cloying; cat destroying.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna wants Dick.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Corey Haim gets gig!
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Domino (2005)
Beverly Hills beauty bounty.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Flashdance (1983)
Day welder, night stripper.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon gives Hollow performance.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
In The Cut (2003)
See Meg's bush.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
Pucking around with Ducks.
Sep 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson tells pro-Roman version.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Turner teenager? Puhleez.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Stuck On You (2003)
Farrelly Stuck for ideas.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Malick's most cameos war.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Traffic (2000)
Douglas' daughter does drugs.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Canadian's good; American's bad.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Bring It On (2000)
Drama, jumps, bitchiness = Cheerleaders.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Phallic hat fails cat.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Family Stone, The (2005)
Sarah's Stone Cold Christmas.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fat Man And Little Boy (1989)
Oppenheimer Opus.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
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