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Reviews by 'LPH'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
593
reviews published to date.
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Running With Scissors (2006)
Bening Becomes Batty.
Feb 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Children Of Men (2006)
Crying baby silences gunfire.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Teddy Roosevelt dates Sakagewa.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Thompson attempts murder repeatedly.
Nov 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Dark Water (2005)
Perpetual paranormal plumbing problems.
Oct 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Material Girls (2006)
Duff duo's dud.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Sons Of Provo (2004)
Provo's preaching boy band.
Sep 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Material Girls (2006)
Duff girls riff Hiltons.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Illusionist, The (2006)
Norton's love survives death.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Wannabe Pilot Doesn't Speak.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Gramps teaches Olive Dance.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Unusual Song Choice: Superfreak.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Carrell Proust Scholar #1.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lady In The Water (2006)
Lady's Good Night Story.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Spun (2002)
Tweaker Seekers.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Final Cut, The (2004)
Home videos heavily edited.
Aug 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Anna Wintour's Not Flattered.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Keira's Kiss: Attempted Murder?
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
North Country (2005)
Woody Wins Josey's Justice.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Marjoe (1972)
Religious revivalist preaching pays.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Corey Haim gets gig!
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Jacket, The (2005)
Brody's death benefits.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Click (2006)
Sandler Fast Forwards Sex.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Match Point (2005)
Woody borrows Dostoyevsky.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lake House, The (2006)
Bullock, Reeves, distance date.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Darcy makes Knightly proposal.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Bastard Brokers Begin Blackouts!
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Shrinkage caused by fog.
Jun 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
MI3 Cruises through Vatican.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Waynestock not Woodstock.
Jun 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Hoot (2006)
Burrowing Owls, Children Scowls.
May 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Four Brothers (2005)
Brothers: Different Fathers, Mothers.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Shopgirl (2005)
Danes Deliberates Dating Dilema.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Little Princess, A (1995)
Shirley Temple-less Princess.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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In America (2002)
Irish Kiddy's American City.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Friends With Money (2006)
Maid borrows clients dildo.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Just Like Heaven (2005)
Reese's Ruffalo's Catatonic Cutie.
May 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Iran, U.S. Property War.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Drew knocks Jimmy's Sox.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo unleashes violence underneath.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Capote (2005)
Capote: Murder he wrote.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Derailed (2005)
Xzibit's a bad bellhop.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Derailed (2005)
Fake rape fucks Clive.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Derailed (2005)
Aniston aids, abets asshole.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Transamerica (2005)
Father Felicity: male mother.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Family Stone, The (2005)
Sarah's Stone Cold Christmas.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Failure To Launch (2006)
Deschanel desires devilbird's death!
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Domino (2005)
Beverly Hills beauty bounty.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Carrie (1976)
Senior prom bloody awful.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Irreconcilable Differences (1984)
Drew's first divorce.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Retail Therapy=Merit Badge.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Short Scouting; Long Shopping.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Shopping Scouts = Beverly Badges.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Failure To Launch (2006)
Naked room novel retirement.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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When We Were Kings (1996)
Kings Rumble in Jungle.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
In Her Shoes (2005)
Ditzy Dyslexic Diaz.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Last Days (2005)
Cobain's in Pitt.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Man From Snowy River, The (1982)
Double Douglas Down Under.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Safe Sex: The Manual (1994)
Cover, Insert, Remove, Discard.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Maria Full Of Grace (2004)
Maria's Bloated with Coke.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
'Ho the Horror!
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Crash (2004)
Bullock employs for friendship.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Fluff job: actually hard.
Mar 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
DiCaprio's Grape becomes Whine.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Sam (2001)
Penn convincingly retarded.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Stuart Little (1999)
Ratty looking kid adopted.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Big primates butt pirates?
Mar 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Dunst cures Bloom's wilt.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Lengthy Longevity Mice, Men.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Eyes Of Tammy Faye, The (2000)
Missionary & mascara movie.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Rachel Papers, The (1989)
Skye rides Highway.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Naked In New York (1993)
Stoltz bares soul, penis.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Calcutta's camera kids.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Walk The Line (2005)
Phoenix's fire withers Reese.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cuddling Cowpokes.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Math makes mental.
Dec 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Death seems very attractive.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie's Red Ryder Rapture.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Prize Winner Of Defiance, Ohio, The (2005)
Contest skills pays bills.
Nov 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
New York Doll (2005)
Punk rocker becomes Mormon.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace, Grommit veg out.
Nov 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Hell House (2001)
Christians recruit via demons.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Barrie well done, Depp.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Makes Swallowing Palatable.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Flightplan (2005)
Foster Contacts Plane Panic.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon Battles Pedophilic Prediliction.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim becomes bearly recognizable.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Junebug (2005)
Redneck art considered chic.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Carrey attempts incestuous marriage.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
The Good Girl (2002)
Holden Caulfield catches Aniston.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Fucking freezing.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Ken Kesey's counterculture classic.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tarnation (2003)
Caouette's Childhood: Traumatic Tarnished.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Red Eye (2005)
Craven's plane terror.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Man On Fire (2004)
Denzel detonates butt bomb.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Broken Flowers (2005)
Sharon spawns little Lolita.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Savage Messiah (2002)
Crazed Canadian Concubine Cult.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Crashers sample cake, bridesmaids.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Elephant (2003)
Van Sant's Columbine blooms.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Humans 'bug' aliens.
Aug 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
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