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Cusack Loving Film Addict
Reviews by 'LPH'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
593
reviews published to date.
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Youngblood (1986)
Pucking Rob Lowe.
Sep 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Xanadu (1980)
A'musing' roller disco.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Woodstock '99 (1999)
Woodstock sans peace, love.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Woodstock (1970)
Seminal sixties summer show.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon Battles Pedophilic Prediliction.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Kansas drab by comparison.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wiz, The (1978)
Jacko wishes for brain.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Witness (1985)
Witness Amish nude scene.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)
Widow Day, dates away.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Menage a trois + Satan.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Veruca Wants it NOW.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare for MTV.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare's shoot-out.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Kings Rumble in Jungle.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp's heavy family responsibilities.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
DiCaprio's Grape becomes Whine.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Ghostly girlfriend reaps revenge.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Germaphobe/ agoraphobe baby steps.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Welcome To Collinwood (2002)
Cleveland's confused criminals comedy.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
Downey snarky 80's brat.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Crashers sample cake, bridesmaids.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Excellent sequel... AS IF!
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Waynestock not Woodstock.
Jun 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Schwingers love Bugs Bunny.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Way We Were, The (1973)
WASP, JAP failed relationship.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
War Room, The (1993)
Carville crafts Clinton's campaign.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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War Of The Worlds (2005)
Humans 'bug' aliens.
Aug 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace, Grommit veg out.
Nov 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Wall Street (1987)
Demise of 80's yuppy.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Walk The Line (2005)
Phoenix's fire withers Reese.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Guffman no-show.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Community theater celebrates stools.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Village, The (2004)
Joaquin's love is blind.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Village, The (2004)
Brody village idiot.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Gay Cock & Roll.
May 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Vanity Fair (2004)
Regally Blonde.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Dreamzzz of Cruzzz, Diazzz.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Valley Of The Dolls (1967)
Barbies n Barbituates.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Vacuums (2003)
Chase movie LITERALLY sucks.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Unfaithful (2002)
Lane: No French Resistance.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Under The Cherry Moon (1986)
Prince 'moons' audience.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Liberal loves callow cad.
May 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Monkey see, monkey flu.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
True Romance (1993)
Pitt puffs pot.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
True Colors (1991)
Congressional Cusack corrupt.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Pitt penetrates Trojan.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Troy (2004)
To Helen back.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(95)
Troy (2004)
Old story- Paris surrenders.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Troy (2004)
Sleeping with the enemy.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Trouble With Angels, The (1966)
Hayley harps nuns nerves.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Shopping Scouts = Beverly Badges.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Retail Therapy=Merit Badge.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Short Scouting; Long Shopping.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Trekkies (1997)
Trek groupies.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Transamerica (2005)
Father Felicity: male mother.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Lust For Heroin Life.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Traffic (2000)
Douglas' daughter does drugs.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise, Kilmer topless volleyball.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Tootsie (1982)
Almost turns Lange lesbo.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Chainsaw Massacre, different tools.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Farley leaves his mark.
Sep 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
To Die For (1995)
Italians ice icy Kidman.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
Dion's theme song, regrettable.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Tie-died: Rock 'n Roll's Most Deadicated Fans (1995)
Deadheads won't die away.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Thriller (1983)
Jackson's a ghoul!
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Thrill Of It All, The (1963)
Day gets Happy gig.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Three Caballeros, The (1944)
Fowl Amigos.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Metal bands spoofed marvelously.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
This Is My Father (1998)
Caan seeks clan.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Malick's most cameos war.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller's dick zipper stick.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
The Good Girl (2002)
Holden Caulfield catches Aniston.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
The Glass House (2001)
Lane self-medicates.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Some kind of Onederful.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Terminal, The (2004)
Castaway at JFK.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Pharoah fights falling frogs.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Golden Calf ultimate bling-bling.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Teen Wolf (1985)
Fox invents new dance.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro's infamous question asked.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Tarnation (2003)
Caouette's Childhood: Traumatic Tarnished.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Taps (1981)
Scott schools tiny terrorists.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Tapeheads (1988)
Cusack short circuits career.
Sep 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon's Dickie is missing.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon's 'Lawless' lifestyle.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Disney's Swiss cheese.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Swimming With Sharks (1994)
Spacey sadist, then masochist.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Swimfan (2002)
Poolside 'Fatal Attraction'.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Swept Away (2002)
Material Girl marooned!
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Sure Thing, The (1985)
Cusack's cross-country copulation quest.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Super Size Me (2004)
Spurlock shakes up MickyD's.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Stuck On You (2003)
Farrelly Stuck for ideas.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Stuart Little (1999)
Ratty looking kid adopted.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Stripes (1981)
Meatballs Behind Iron Curtain.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Thompson attempts murder repeatedly.
Nov 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Julia stupidly gets pregnant.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Stiller likes 'powdered' sugar.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia wears metal swimsuit.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Han's loved; knows it.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Darth gets his helmet.
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Stand By Me (1986)
Boys bond body-searching.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
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