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Batty (1824)
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redPen (1817)
By name and nature
Reviews by 'Batty'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1824
reviews published to date.
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21 Up (1977)
Apted's kids can vote.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
8MM (1999)
Cage takes some snuff.
Mar 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland, The (1999)
Elmo turns Grouches happy.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
A - dead. Z - safe.
Jul 3, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ambulance, The (1990)
Ambulance: don't go in!!
Jan 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Anaesthesia (1938)
Good? Bad? Esther or.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Penn mightier than word.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Asterix In Britain (1986)
Asterix, Obelix play rugby.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Asterix In Britain (1986)
Asterix rules Brittania.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Asterix In Britain (1986)
Brits need magic potion.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Asterix In Britain (1986)
Asterix's cousin: an Anticlimax.
Oct 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)
Asterix clobbers Roman Empire.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)
Animated Gauls versus Romans.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Australian Rules (2002)
Footy bonds blacks, whites.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Australian Rules (2002)
Racist taunts break Rules.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bad Santa (2003)
Dirty Saint knicker-less.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
German raider's Spee-tacular destruction.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Breakfast club includes lunch.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Alec doesn't go Kwai-etly.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
D.C. Cab (1983)
D.C: Dumb Cabbies.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
D.C. Cab (1983)
Mr T(axi).
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001)
Great Communicator takes bullet.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Zorro, The (1972)
Zorro penetrates the opposition.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Everest: The Mystery Of Mallory And Irvine (1992)
Search for missing mountaineers.
Mar 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Early Stuart snuff movie.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary becomes Stuart little.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Fargo (1996)
Coen work accents out!
Jan 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fly, The (1958)
Original insectoid fantasy horror.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Football Factory, The (2004)
Tommy joins the swedgin'.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Forbidden Zone (1980)
Elfman boyz musical madness.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Fuckland (2000)
Argie misses his missus.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Fuckland (2000)
Camilla repulses Argentinian invasion.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fuckland (2000)
Argie magician's Falklands spell.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fuckland (2000)
Fabian's fuck crusade fails.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Fuckland (2000)
Argentine's heat-seeking missile.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gamera 2: Advent Of Legion (1996)
2nd big flying turtle.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Toss-umentary.
Dec 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Dolphins all say 'bye'.
Jul 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)
G-man is corpse.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)
Demonic FBI explained.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)
Penczner writes like zombie.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
In Bruges (2008)
Ralph's barrel Fiennes Farrell.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
In Bruges (2008)
Multiple hookers, racist dwarf.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
In Bruges (2008)
Fiennes blows his top.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Inkheart (2008)
Bedtime story comes alive.
Jul 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Internal Affairs (1990)
Garcia cops Gere sneer.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Being vampire's the Pitts.
Jul 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Island, The (1980)
'Jaws' writer's pirate yarn.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Island, The (1980)
Pirates mutiny against Caine.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Island, The (1980)
Caine plays with pirates.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ivanhoe (1952)
Taylor ravished by Ivanhoe.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Karate Kid, The (2010)
Jaden: full mettle jacket.
Jul 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Phoenix's Ladder of escape.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Starfighter, The (1984)
Starfighter plays with joystick.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Umbrella holds levitation device.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Movie is a wank.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Maintaining your own tool.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monsoon Wedding (2001)
Henna's night, wedding drowned.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Brilliant Career (1979)
Neill begins brilliant career.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Chigurh even kills Carla.
Jul 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Ocean and his apostles.
Nov 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Oedipus Rex (1957)
Shatner develops Oedipus complex.
Dec 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pilot's Wife, The (2002)
Pilot on two planes.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, The (2004)
Sloane ranger infiltrates royals.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pumping Iron (1977)
Bulky Hulk gets Terminated.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Queen And The Queen Mother On The Palace Balcony Responding To The Call Of The Populace, The (1898)
Dutch Queens' royal wave.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Quiet Earth, The (1985)
Bizarre NZ Armageddon take.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Risky Business (1983)
Young yuppie opens brothel.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Risky Business (1983)
Cruise's undie dance thingy.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Lola lopes through plotline.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
S.S. 'Deutschland' Leaving Her Dock In Hoboken, The (1902)
German dreadnought weighs anchor.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Saw (2004)
Hacks off own foot.
Jul 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Seven Plus Seven (1970)
Apted's kids reach puberty.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shark Tale (2004)
Fishy Angelina gives lip.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
'Boys Own' futuristic flyer.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Son Of Godzilla (1967)
Godzilla creates MiniMe.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sound Of One Hand Clapping, The (1998)
Tasmanian's search for roots.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Sound Of One Hand Clapping, The (1998)
Mum-to-be revisits childhood playground.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Target... Earth? (1980)
Sagan looks up Uranus.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Tintin And The Lake Of Sharks (1972)
Rastapopoulous foiled on celluloid.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Lake Of Sharks (1972)
Tintin finds submerged village.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Lake Of Sharks (1972)
Rastapopoulous replicates cigar box.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Lake Of Sharks (1972)
Niko, Nushka join Tintin.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Lake Of Sharks (1972)
Rastapopoulous: nose for trouble.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Lake Of Sharks (1972)
Lake of (fake) sharks.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Tintin hit in Temple.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Tintin peruses Peru.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Intrepid reporter befriends Zorrino.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
In search of Calculus...
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Tintin desecrates the Temple.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Snowy in the Andes.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Titus (1999)
Hopkins' bloody good Titus.
Mar 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tom White (2004)
Yuppie joins street community.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tom White (2004)
Friels's superb thespian journey.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Massive mammoth.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Bolivar, titanic pachyderm.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Under The Radar (2004)
Aussie mafia chase amnesiac.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Under The Radar (2004)
Mental retards learn surfing??
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wannabes, The (2003)
Nazi Wiggles bomb out.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Shoot, for Peet's sake.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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