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45	elchico (1875)
46	Batty (1824)
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By name and nature

Reviews by 'Batty'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1824 reviews published to date.

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El Cid (1961)

Heston finds a-Moor.

Aug 19, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

On The Beach (1959)

Melbourne beaches portrayed perfectly.

Aug 17, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote

Thriller (1983)

Jacko wears thrilling jacket.

Aug 17, 2010
Scored 1/5

Vote

Incredible Hulk, The (2008)

Norton: thinking man's Hulk.

Aug 17, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote

Funny People (2009)

Sandler's standup falls down.

Aug 16, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

Funny People (2009)

Eric's Bana-nas at Sandler.

Aug 16, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

Wolfman, The (2010)

Hopkins still eating people.

Aug 12, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Long Good Friday, The (1980)

Hoskins vs IRA.

Aug 11, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote

Babysitter, The (1995)

Alicia is babe sitter.

Aug 11, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Williams Robbin women's parts.

Aug 11, 2010
Scored 0/5

Vote

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Disease released, monkeys safe.

Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote

Core, The (2003)

Hard Core movie.

Aug 7, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Ice Cube gets iced.

Aug 7, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote

War Of The Worlds (2005)

Martians hit Cruise control.

Aug 1, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Toy Story 3 (2010)

All's well. Buzz out.

Jul 24, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

George Of The Jungle 2 (2003)

Everyone misses original George.

Jul 23, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote

Breast Men (1997)

Mammarily we roll along.

Jul 23, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Get Carter (1971)

Caine does get 'im.

Jul 17, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Mel's first anti-semitic rant.

Jul 17, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Statham is Eveready.

Jul 16, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

Mad Max (1979)

Mel-bourne road rage.

Jul 16, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote

Hook (1991)

Pan arrives Dustin time.

Jul 16, 2010
Scored 0/5

Vote

Superman Returns (2006)

Superman hits the turf.

Jul 16, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote

Black Hole, The (1979)

Disney's wormhole really sucks.

Jul 15, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

City Of God (2002)

Gangland goes to Rio.

Jul 15, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Black Hole, The (1979)

Disney's audiences sucked in.

Jul 14, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Dark Crystal, The (1982)

Muppets on steroids.

Jul 12, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

There will be oil.

Jul 12, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Wonka breaks glass ceiling.

Jul 12, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Wayne's World (1992)

Boring first movie. NOT!

Jul 12, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote

Wiz, The (1978)

Singin in chocolate rain.

Jul 12, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

Millionaire's psychosis in Plainview.

Jul 11, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote

Core, The (2003)

Swank knows the drill.

Jul 11, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

In Bruges (2008)

Fiennes blows his top.

Jul 11, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

In Bruges (2008)

Multiple hookers, racist dwarf.

Jul 11, 2010
Unscored

Vote

In Bruges (2008)

Ralph's barrel Fiennes Farrell.

Jul 11, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Fog, The (2005)

Sea Saw.

Jul 10, 2010
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Interview With The Vampire (1994)

Being vampire's the Pitts.

Jul 10, 2010
Unscored

Vote

No Country For Old Men (2007)

Chigurh even kills Carla.

Jul 10, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Black Hole, The (1979)

Borgnine an astronaut? Pffft.

Jul 10, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

Maverick (1994)

Mel is on deck.

Jul 10, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote

Maverick (1994)

Mel's acting: no deal.

Jul 10, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote

50 First Dates (2004)

49 slaps in face.

Jul 8, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote

Knight's Tale, A (2001)

This Knight's not Dark.

Jul 8, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Saw (2004)

Hacks off own foot.

Jul 8, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Shining, The (1980)

Photo finish for Nicholson.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Shining, The (1980)

Heeeere's Jack.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Oklahoma! (1955)

Singin in the wain.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Inkheart (2008)

Bedtime story comes alive.

Jul 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Ali (2001)

Smith has no sting.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Karate Kid, The (2010)

Jaden: full mettle jacket.

Jul 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote (3)

Easy Rider (1969)

Peter's Fonda motor bikes.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Titanic (1997)

Di Caprio goes down.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

It (1990)

When clowns go bad...

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote

It (1990)

Ronald McDonald goes nuts.

Jul 6, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)

Dolphins all say 'bye'.

Jul 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Meet The Feebles (1989)

Situation becomes hippo-critical.

Jul 5, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Robin Hood (2010)

Hood Russells up trouble.

Jul 4, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Robin Hood (2010)

Crowe Robin us blind.

Jul 4, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote

Alphabet Murders, The (1965)

A - dead. Z - safe.

Jul 3, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Malkovich becomes Thunderbirds operator.

Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Oliver! (1968)

Fagin's illegal child slavery.

Nov 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Pitch Black (2000)

Vin bins scaly aliens.

Jun 14, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote

I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)

Demonic FBI explained.

Mar 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Ice Cube's bro iced.

Mar 18, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Battle Of The Bulge (1965)

Yanks deny Nazis diesel.

Mar 18, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote

Everest: The Mystery Of Mallory And Irvine (1992)

Search for missing mountaineers.

Mar 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote

And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Spanish Inquisition never expected.

Mar 13, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote

TRON (1982)

Bridges hits 'Escape'.

Mar 13, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)

Hebrewz in da hood.

Mar 13, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Alien� (1992)

Ripling Yarn the third.

Mar 13, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote

8MM (1999)

Cage takes some snuff.

Mar 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Big Reef (2004)

Search effort hits Barrier.

Mar 12, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote

Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)

Heston's brush with fame.

Mar 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

City Of God (2002)

Ghetto blasters, Brazilian style.

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Legionnaire (1998)

Blast this Damme heat!

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

H-Moll-Messe - Ana Begegnet Der Musik Des Johann Sebastian Bach (1978)

Bach's a Mass-ive undertaking.

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote

Son Of Godzilla (1967)

Godzilla creates MiniMe.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Wild Thornberrys Movie, The (2002)

Animals avoid poisonous Thornberries.

Mar 8, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Legionnaire (1998)

Pugilist enters Foreign Legion.

Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote

Evel Knievel (1971)

Hamilton's depiction; pure Evel.

Mar 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Ned Kelly (2003)

Kelly's hideout Byrnes down.

Mar 7, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Titus (1999)

Hopkins' bloody good Titus.

Mar 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Brush-Off, The (2004)

Faramir turns art critic.

Mar 5, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote

Galaxy Quest (1999)

Rock monster's space walk.

Feb 7, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote

Bad Santa (2003)

Dirty Saint knicker-less.

Jan 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Critters (1986)

Aliens give humans furballs.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Murder By Death (1976)

Falk scores perfect Bogie.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Gallipoli (1981)

Mel; not fast enough.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote

Casper (1995)

Casper; look who's haunting.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (2)

Play Misty For Me (1971)

Eastwood; look who's stalking.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Hannibal (2001)

Liotta offers toupee.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Rollerball (2002)

Rollerballs-up, mark II.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote

At Close Range (1986)

Penn Walken with mob.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote

Gallipoli (1981)

Turkish guns win race.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Die Hard (1988)

Mrs Willis decks reporter.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Die Hard (1988)

Rickman falls, great height.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote

Die Hard (1988)

Snape becomes international terrorist.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote

Run Lola Run (1998)

Lola lopes through plotline.

Jan 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Heavenly Creatures (1994)

Winslet plays killer lesbian.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

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