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Risky Business

(1983)
94 reviews
Film rated 3.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Show me De Mornay!
soda 
  Vote (34)   
Cruise plays pimp-ly teen.
MguyX 
  Vote (19)   
Pimping DeMornay.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (16)   
Cruise left 'Ho Alone.
Rovark 
  Vote (15)   
Porsche without Cruise control!
bife 
  Vote (14)   
Rebecca DeMoaner.
redPen 
  Vote (14)   
Cruise jumps on sofa.
benj clews 
  Vote (13)   
Porsche 911 becomes water-cooled.
Yelnats 
  Vote (12)   
Risky Tom's a John.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Home Alone, Adult Version.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (10)   
Joel's risqu� business.
demonic 
  Vote (10)   
Princeton needs more pimps?
kolo 
  Vote (9)   
Swimming Porsche causes breaststroke.
palefox 
  Vote (8)   
Cruise rides Porsche, DeMornay.
kolo 
  Vote (7)   
Cruise does brief dance.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (7)   
Killer pimp Guido strikes!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
'Home Alone' with hooker.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Project screws Joel's classmates.
silly 
  Vote (6)   
Seger tune charts again.
Wheelz 
  Vote (6)   
Cruise juggles school, brothel.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Bad boy Goodsen's Cruise-ing.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Cruise gets sex trained.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (5)   
'Becca Cruises the subway.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Skivvied Scientologist sings Seger.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
'Home Alone' with pimping.
Yelnats 
  Vote (4)   
Porsche sunk, Rebecca plugged.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Crystal egg on face.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Cruise lip-synchs in skivvies.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Cruise's very briefly funny.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
Profitable pimping produces Princeton.
Winston 
  Vote (3)   
Dancing Cruise's Boxer Rebellion.
Catuli 
  Vote (2)   
Teenager scores hooker, Harvard.
MelissaS 
  Vote (2)   
Joel enjoys joyride -- twice.
teddychan 
  Vote (2)   
DeMornay stays de morning.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Guido takes Tom's treasure.
silly 
  Vote (2)   
Best Whorehouse in Suburbia.
mr_kit 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise auditions for Chippendales.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise boogies in Y-fronts.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Lady and the Pimp.
todd 
  Vote (2)   
Subway nookie: highly unsanitary.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (2)   
DeMornay gives Cruise business.
stroll 
  Vote (2)   
Sock sliding immortalised.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Poached egg scrambles Joel.
palefox 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise does jockey dance.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise's undie dance thingy.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Joe: Pimpaliano.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise scores subway lovin'.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Tom, tawdry train trip.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote (1)   
Immoral, overated Cruise's cathouse.
godspellgroupie 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise cruises for hookers.
megbaggins 
  Vote (1)   
Kid washes dad's car.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Tighty-whitey star is born.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (1)   
Knickered Cruise channels Seger.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise cruises daddies Porsche.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Porsche suffers Cruise damage.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise's brothel repairs Porsche.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Alone, hooray! Bone DeMornay.
Larry 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise plays air Y-fronts.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Kegs, legs, and eggs.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
DeMornay wet. Porsche soaked.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
(Tangerine) Dream sequences.
dgbenner 
  Vote (1)   
Porsche sleeps with fishes.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Parents away, Cruise plays.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Entrepreneurial teen opens brothel.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise becomes a pimp.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise: boxers, briefs? Briefs.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
College kid turns pimp.
Kremin 
  Vote    
Cruise booze, virginity lose.
kcmark 
  Vote    
Pants, the pimp.
damalc 
  Vote    
Whores drain trust funds.
damalc 
  Vote    
Cruise develops, business models.
arocketman 
  Vote    
Don't drive into lake.
ChuckEye 
  Vote    
Cruise crashes papa's porshe.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
DeMornay shares business opportunity.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote    
Cruise's Tighty Whitey frolic.
clay 
  Vote    
Cruise's star-making underwear dance.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Cruise, DeMornay into bondage?
kolo 
  Vote    
Joel not so Goodsen
Marshall G 
  Vote    
Porsche-cruising for Miles
Marshall G 
  Vote    
Scrambling Goodsen cracks egg.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Teenage Cruise parties, pimps.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Cruise makes rent agreement.
Mark8884 
  Vote    
Famous underwear icon forever.
LPH 
  Vote    
Killer pimp pursues kid.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote    
Pimp accepted to college.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Pantoliano revenges pimping Cruise.
palefox 
  Vote    
Joel juggles familial football.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Parents' prestigious Porsche pontooned.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Goodsen's Philosophy: say 'WTF?'.
shockwaveC 
  Vote    
Crystal football gets cracked.
Ken 
  Vote    
Cruise lip-syncs Seager.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
DeMornay's unsavoury 'choo-choo' fantasy.
AC 
  Vote    
Cruise's brothel sinks.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote    
Young yuppie opens brothel.
Batty 
  Vote    
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