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Current status of Movie guru with a total of 149 reviews published to date.
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Darkness Falls (2003)
Photophobic Fairy fears fire.
Apr 27, 2006
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Futz! (1969)
'Babe' love causes scandal.
Apr 20, 2006
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kin. Don. Off Hyman.
May 10, 2006
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Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Eminence Front for Mafia.
May 10, 2006
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Joe Dirt (2001)
Dirtermined janitor rocks DJ.
May 10, 2006
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Young Guns (1988)
Regulators avenge father figure.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote    
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen dicovers truth, Kurtz.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Fight Club (1999)
En-Tyler-ly anarchistic black comEdy.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Tom angry: Heeeeere's Joey!
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Liv. Lee. Wood.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Viral Smith virtually unstoppable.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Primal Fear (1996)
Aaron's smirking revenge.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Medusa loser. Kraken crackin'.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Cleavage (2002)
Journey between Twin Peaks.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)
Animal (out)House.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Fanalysis (2002)
Evil Dedication.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Hitman targeted for doggycide.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Han Solo Affair, The (2002)
Carbonite repeatedly changes Han-ds.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf authority under-mined.
May 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Virtual viral villain vanquished.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Russkies (1987)
Kids ignore Cold War.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage's life off target.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage targets grooming councillor.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Amelia Earhart: The Final Flight (1994)
Bird. Flew. Disappeared.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Cod: A Biography (2000)
From deep to deep-fried.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Crash (2004)
Fender bender; racial agenda.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Seer-ch your feelings, Luke.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Poppa Don. Poppa done.
Apr 15, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Minus Man, The (1999)
Vann provides take-away service.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
'Batteries' not inclu-dead.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Hero's teen angst? Inspidered!
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
'Burbs, The (1989)
Neighbourly bones of contention.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombie nation. Blood. Boyle's.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Tomate ate Tom.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey can't advocate lying.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
Two day. Too much.
Mar 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Predator (1987)
Arnie literally fights dirty.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Ho down Rodeo.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Women with pecs-appeal.
Apr 13, 2006
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  Vote (4)   
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Bootybuilders.
Apr 17, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Rumour Has It... (2005)
Costner completes 'Robinson' hat-trick.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Sleep (1963)
John Giorno. Bon Notte.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage 'bows' under pressure.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
A Docaholic's heaven.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Yank-ed off bitten track.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Crash (2004)
LA drivers: Wacky racists.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Forgotten, The (2004)
NSA: No Son Allowed.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Hills Of Home (1948)
Under(water)dog.
May 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Hook (1991)
Croc-o-dial dines on Dustin.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Man On The Moon (1999)
Carrey perfects Kaustic Clifton.
May 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Help ONE-ted.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
City Slickers (1991)
Crystal Palance vs. Bulls.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Sex. Beats. Reading poetry.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Telephone. Telepath. Tell-a-Sith.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Predator (1987)
Infrared? Mud a fucker!
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Pole. Vault.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis make it? Def-initely.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Doc's chart.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Et tu, Fredo?
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jake sheaths in Heath.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Omnipotent? Incompetent!
May 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
First 'bulls-hit' film.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Cod: A Biography (2000)
The Cod Squad.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Stupidity = gene pool filter.
Mar 17, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Man Bites Dog (1992)
Homicidal hap-Ben-ings in neighbourhood.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Weaving all over place.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Primal Fear (1996)
Roy helps Aaron preVail.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Raimi's Dunst it again.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Ani's Sith & Kin.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Aliens (1986)
'Killer Queen', gunfire, ex-marine.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Bulldog Breed, The (1960)
Puckle up for take-off.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Cabin Fever (2002)
Camp-eater virus.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Dark Star (1974)
Philosophically unclear bomb.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Large and in charge.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest: 'Sydown!' Devil: 'Blairrrrrghhhh!'.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Frankenpenis (1996)
Director: 'Cut!' Bobbitt winces.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
How They Make Adult Movies (1997)
1% introduction, 99% penetration.
May 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Lassie (1994)
Mutt does Guiry service.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Pain Re-life.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Elephantine.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Battlestar Galcatica.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Goal! (2005)
Scoring Friels good.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Young Vader sooooo irritating!
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia creates male fantasy.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Braveheart (1995)
Mel arse. Marceau.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Dark Kitty.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Cube (1997)
Group 'rue big cube'.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dim-injun-tive.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
'Entertainment two-day?' Not.
Mar 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Trench run = sexual metaphor.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Top Gun (1986)
Pilots shoot. Cruise scores.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Estevez bestows posthumous fame.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
Matadors one; bulls nil.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
Exorcising efforts Max out.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Day becomes predicta-Bill.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Naked World (2003)
Scandalabia.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Oldboy (2003)
Hypnotic suggestion - Octopus ingestion!
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Shining, The (1980)
Jack potty.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
From growbag to bodybag.
Mar 23, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Chocaholies.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
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