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Reviews by 'SoS'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
149
reviews published to date.
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Aliens (1986)
'Killer Queen', gunfire, ex-marine.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Day becomes predicta-Bill.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombie nation. Blood. Boyle's.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spin-Doctor.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Young Vader sooooo irritating!
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Neighbourly bones of contention.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis make it? Def-initely.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Doc's chart.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
A Docaholic's heaven.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
8MM (1999)
The reel snuff.
Mar 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Abyss, The (1989)
Hi, sea-bed people!
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Amelia Earhart: The Final Flight (1994)
Bird. Flew. Disappeared.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Yank-ed off bitten track.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen dicovers truth, Kurtz.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
From growbag to bodybag.
Mar 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Cryin'stein.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
A diaperful, mind.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Braveheart (1995)
Mel arse. Marceau.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jake sheaths in Heath.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Omnipotent? Incompetent!
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
Matadors one; bulls nil.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
First 'bulls-hit' film.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bulldog Breed, The (1960)
Puckle up for take-off.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Camp-eater virus.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Dark Kitty.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Battlestar Galcatica.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Chocaholies.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
City Slickers (1991)
Crystal Palance vs. Bulls.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Medusa loser. Kraken crackin'.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cleavage (2002)
Journey between Twin Peaks.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
The Cod Squad.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
From deep to deep-fried.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
From racks to riches.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Con Air (1997)
E-con-omy. Class.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Courage Of Lassie (1946)
The Dog of War.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Crash (2004)
LA drivers: Wacky racists.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Crash (2004)
Fender bender; racial agenda.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cube (1997)
Group 'rue big cube'.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Sex. Beats. Reading poetry.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Dark Star (1974)
Philosophically unclear bomb.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Photophobic Fairy fears fire.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Seer-ch your feelings, Luke.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Telephone. Telepath. Tell-a-Sith.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Stupidity = gene pool filter.
Mar 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Doggy Poo (2004)
Hound Log.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Downfall (2004)
Bang goes Herr career.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Dr. No (1962)
No problem for 007.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Egg Rolling At The White House (1902)
Yolk-al Government.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Large and in charge.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)
Animal (out)House.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Elevating An Elephant (1913)
Nellie-vation.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cool Rammings.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest: 'Sydown!' Devil: 'Blairrrrrghhhh!'.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Exorcising efforts Max out.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Fanalysis (2002)
Evil Dedication.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Female Vampire (1973)
Fangs for the mammaries.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Brevity = Soul of wit.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Fight Club (1999)
En-Tyler-ly anarchistic black comEdy.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Mom-ento.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Forgotten, The (2004)
NSA: No Son Allowed.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Callow Grave.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Frankenpenis (1996)
Director: 'Cut!' Bobbitt winces.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Futz! (1969)
'Babe' love causes scandal.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Goal! (2005)
Scoring Friels good.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Godfather, The (1972)
'The Family' Affair.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kin. Don. Off Hyman.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Et tu, Fredo?
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Eminence Front for Mafia.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Poppa Don. Poppa done.
Apr 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Hitman targeted for doggycide.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Han Solo Affair, The (2002)
Carbonite repeatedly changes Han-ds.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hills Of Home (1948)
Under(water)dog.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Tom angry: Heeeeere's Joey!
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Whale ponders existence. Dies.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Hook (1991)
Croc-o-dial dines on Dustin.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
How They Make Adult Movies (1997)
1% introduction, 99% penetration.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Hustler, The (1961)
Rack and ruin.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Feta brought us together.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Brie my fromage friend?
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Strong. Stretchy. Speedy. See-through.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dim-injun-tive.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Joe Dirt (2001)
Dirtermined janitor rocks DJ.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Tomate ate Tom.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lassie (1994)
Mutt does Guiry service.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Lassie Come Home (1943)
Doggone.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey can't advocate lying.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lion King, The (1994)
Irons. Lions. Zion.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
Two day. Too much.
Mar 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
'Entertainment two-day?' Not.
Mar 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Comical Ali.
Mar 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf authority under-mined.
May 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Liv. Lee. Wood.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
Homicidal hap-Ben-ings in neighbourhood.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Man On The Moon (1999)
Carrey perfects Kaustic Clifton.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Penis: little, enlarged.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny McTwee.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Weaving all over place.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Virtual viral villain vanquished.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Viral Smith virtually unstoppable.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Help ONE-ted.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
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