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Reviews by 'SoS'
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with a total of
149
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Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Estevez bestows posthumous fame.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Young Guns (1988)
Regulators avenge father figure.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
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Wimbledon (2004)
Sexual tennision.
Mar 11, 2006
Unscored
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(26)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage's life off target.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage targets grooming councillor.
May 10, 2006
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(2)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage 'bows' under pressure.
May 10, 2006
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(4)
Watership Down (1978)
Rabbits Hurt by Briers.
Mar 26, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Carny-vores.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(26)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
A Galaxy Bazaar Away....
Mar 20, 2006
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(21)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Elephantine.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Tremors (1990)
Worms eat Bacon buddies.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Pole. Vault.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Top Gun (1986)
Pleasure Cruise? McGillis does.
Mar 9, 2006
Unscored
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(27)
Top Gun (1986)
Pilots shoot. Cruise scores.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia creates male fantasy.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke's 'Jerry Springer' moment.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
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(30)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Trench run = sexual metaphor.
Apr 24, 2005
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(11)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Ani's Sith & Kin.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Vader has Force-kin.
Apr 29, 2005
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(15)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda: mean, green, serene.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Young Vader sooooo irritating!
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Raimi's Dunst it again.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spin-Doctor.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Spider-Man (2002)
Hero's teen angst? Inspidered!
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Barbra Streisand = ultimate obscenity.
Apr 4, 2006
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(13)
Son Of Lassie (1945)
My Mom is barking!
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(20)
Sleep (1963)
John Giorno. Bon Notte.
May 10, 2006
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(4)
Showgirls (1995)
'Berkley Hunts' for plot.
Mar 11, 2006
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(13)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack potty.
Apr 23, 2005
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(12)
Russkies (1987)
Kids ignore Cold War.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Rumour Has It... (2005)
Costner completes 'Robinson' hat-trick.
May 10, 2006
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(4)
Ring (1998)
Watch. Next week...end.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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(20)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Origin of the Speccies.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(20)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
'From Darth till Dawn'.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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(21)
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Women with pecs-appeal.
Apr 13, 2006
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(4)
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Bootybuilders.
Apr 17, 2006
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(4)
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
Hom. Tanks.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
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(25)
Primal Fear (1996)
Roy helps Aaron preVail.
Mar 30, 2006
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(8)
Primal Fear (1996)
Aaron's smirking revenge.
Apr 16, 2006
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(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
From rags to Richard.
Apr 6, 2006
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(29)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Ho down Rodeo.
Apr 27, 2006
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(4)
Predator (1987)
Infrared? Mud a fucker!
Apr 27, 2006
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(6)
Predator (1987)
Arnie literally fights dirty.
Apr 27, 2006
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(4)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Corn fed and undead.
Mar 20, 2006
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(21)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
'Batteries' not inclu-dead.
Mar 20, 2006
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(3)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Schlock Flock.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(17)
Oldboy (2003)
Hypnotic suggestion - Octopus ingestion!
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Pupils happy with DDs.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Pain Re-life.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Naked World (2003)
Scandalabia.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Vann provides take-away service.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Help ONE-ted.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Virtual viral villain vanquished.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Viral Smith virtually unstoppable.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Weaving all over place.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny McTwee.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Penis: little, enlarged.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Man On The Moon (1999)
Carrey perfects Kaustic Clifton.
May 13, 2005
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(5)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
Homicidal hap-Ben-ings in neighbourhood.
Mar 18, 2006
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Liv. Lee. Wood.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf authority under-mined.
May 5, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Comical Ali.
Mar 19, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
Two day. Too much.
Mar 11, 2006
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(4)
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
'Entertainment two-day?' Not.
Mar 11, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Lion King, The (1994)
Irons. Lions. Zion.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(19)
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey can't advocate lying.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Lassie Come Home (1943)
Doggone.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Lassie (1994)
Mutt does Guiry service.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Tomate ate Tom.
Apr 28, 2006
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(4)
Joe Dirt (2001)
Dirtermined janitor rocks DJ.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dim-injun-tive.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Strong. Stretchy. Speedy. See-through.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Feta brought us together.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(34)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Brie my fromage friend?
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Hustler, The (1961)
Rack and ruin.
Sep 26, 2005
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(35)
How They Make Adult Movies (1997)
1% introduction, 99% penetration.
May 11, 2006
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(9)
Hook (1991)
Croc-o-dial dines on Dustin.
Apr 24, 2005
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(5)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Whale ponders existence. Dies.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Tom angry: Heeeeere's Joey!
Apr 26, 2006
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(1)
Hills Of Home (1948)
Under(water)dog.
May 24, 2005
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(5)
Han Solo Affair, The (2002)
Carbonite repeatedly changes Han-ds.
Mar 28, 2006
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Day becomes predicta-Bill.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Hitman targeted for doggycide.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Eminence Front for Mafia.
May 10, 2006
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Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Poppa Don. Poppa done.
Apr 15, 2006
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(3)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kin. Don. Off Hyman.
May 10, 2006
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Et tu, Fredo?
Apr 27, 2006
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(7)
Godfather, The (1972)
'The Family' Affair.
Mar 30, 2006
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(13)
Goal! (2005)
Scoring Friels good.
Sep 26, 2005
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(10)
Futz! (1969)
'Babe' love causes scandal.
Apr 20, 2006
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Frankenpenis (1996)
Director: 'Cut!' Bobbitt winces.
Mar 18, 2006
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(9)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Callow Grave.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
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(22)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Mom-ento.
Mar 28, 2006
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(15)
Forgotten, The (2004)
NSA: No Son Allowed.
Mar 28, 2006
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(5)
Fight Club (1999)
En-Tyler-ly anarchistic black comEdy.
Apr 20, 2006
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(1)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Brevity = Soul of wit.
Mar 28, 2006
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(15)
Female Vampire (1973)
Fangs for the mammaries.
Mar 31, 2006
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(29)
Fanalysis (2002)
Evil Dedication.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest: 'Sydown!' Devil: 'Blairrrrrghhhh!'.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Exorcising efforts Max out.
Mar 14, 2006
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(12)
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