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Reviews by 'SoS'
Current status of
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with a total of
149
reviews published to date.
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How They Make Adult Movies (1997)
1% introduction, 99% penetration.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Braveheart (1995)
Mel arse. Marceau.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage 'bows' under pressure.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage targets grooming councillor.
May 10, 2006
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(2)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage's life off target.
May 10, 2006
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(2)
Crash (2004)
LA drivers: Wacky racists.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Rumour Has It... (2005)
Costner completes 'Robinson' hat-trick.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)
Animal (out)House.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Joe Dirt (2001)
Dirtermined janitor rocks DJ.
May 10, 2006
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Amelia Earhart: The Final Flight (1994)
Bird. Flew. Disappeared.
May 10, 2006
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(3)
Sleep (1963)
John Giorno. Bon Notte.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Sex. Beats. Reading poetry.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kin. Don. Off Hyman.
May 10, 2006
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Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Eminence Front for Mafia.
May 10, 2006
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf authority under-mined.
May 5, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Tomate ate Tom.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Viral Smith virtually unstoppable.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Virtual viral villain vanquished.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Vann provides take-away service.
Apr 27, 2006
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(3)
Predator (1987)
Infrared? Mud a fucker!
Apr 27, 2006
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(6)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Photophobic Fairy fears fire.
Apr 27, 2006
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Ho down Rodeo.
Apr 27, 2006
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(4)
Crash (2004)
Fender bender; racial agenda.
Apr 27, 2006
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(3)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Et tu, Fredo?
Apr 27, 2006
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(7)
Predator (1987)
Arnie literally fights dirty.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Tom angry: Heeeeere's Joey!
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey can't advocate lying.
Apr 24, 2006
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(4)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
From deep to deep-fried.
Apr 21, 2006
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(3)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
The Cod Squad.
Apr 20, 2006
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(8)
Futz! (1969)
'Babe' love causes scandal.
Apr 20, 2006
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Fight Club (1999)
En-Tyler-ly anarchistic black comEdy.
Apr 20, 2006
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(1)
Fanalysis (2002)
Evil Dedication.
Apr 18, 2006
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(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Weaving all over place.
Apr 18, 2006
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Liv. Lee. Wood.
Apr 18, 2006
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen dicovers truth, Kurtz.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Bootybuilders.
Apr 17, 2006
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(4)
Primal Fear (1996)
Aaron's smirking revenge.
Apr 16, 2006
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(1)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Poppa Don. Poppa done.
Apr 15, 2006
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(3)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Pain Re-life.
Apr 13, 2006
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(9)
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Women with pecs-appeal.
Apr 13, 2006
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(4)
Aliens (1986)
'Killer Queen', gunfire, ex-marine.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dim-injun-tive.
Apr 12, 2006
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(11)
Young Guns (1988)
Regulators avenge father figure.
Apr 12, 2006
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Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Telephone. Telepath. Tell-a-Sith.
Apr 12, 2006
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(6)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Seer-ch your feelings, Luke.
Apr 12, 2006
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(3)
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
Hom. Tanks.
Apr 11, 2006
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(25)
Cleavage (2002)
Journey between Twin Peaks.
Apr 11, 2006
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(2)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
A Docaholic's heaven.
Apr 9, 2006
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(5)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Doc's chart.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Camp-eater virus.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Abyss, The (1989)
Hi, sea-bed people!
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Ring (1998)
Watch. Next week...end.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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(20)
Pretty Woman (1990)
From rags to Richard.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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(29)
Russkies (1987)
Kids ignore Cold War.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Penis: little, enlarged.
Apr 5, 2006
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(14)
Tremors (1990)
Worms eat Bacon buddies.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Barbra Streisand = ultimate obscenity.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Matrix, The (1999)
Help ONE-ted.
Apr 3, 2006
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(5)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Elephantine.
Apr 1, 2006
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(9)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Brie my fromage friend?
Apr 1, 2006
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(15)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Feta brought us together.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(34)
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Pole. Vault.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Egg Rolling At The White House (1902)
Yolk-al Government.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Downfall (2004)
Bang goes Herr career.
Mar 31, 2006
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(16)
Female Vampire (1973)
Fangs for the mammaries.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(29)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Carny-vores.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(26)
Godfather, The (1972)
'The Family' Affair.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Primal Fear (1996)
Roy helps Aaron preVail.
Mar 30, 2006
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(8)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Origin of the Speccies.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(20)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Estevez bestows posthumous fame.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Lion King, The (1994)
Irons. Lions. Zion.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(19)
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Chocaholies.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Callow Grave.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Han Solo Affair, The (2002)
Carbonite repeatedly changes Han-ds.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny McTwee.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Forgotten, The (2004)
NSA: No Son Allowed.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Mom-ento.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Yank-ed off bitten track.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Brevity = Soul of wit.
Mar 28, 2006
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(15)
Dark Star (1974)
Philosophically unclear bomb.
Mar 27, 2006
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(9)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Medusa loser. Kraken crackin'.
Mar 27, 2006
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(2)
Watership Down (1978)
Rabbits Hurt by Briers.
Mar 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
From growbag to bodybag.
Mar 23, 2006
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(13)
Bulldog Breed, The (1960)
Puckle up for take-off.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
A diaperful, mind.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Cryin'stein.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
First 'bulls-hit' film.
Mar 21, 2006
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(8)
Naked World (2003)
Scandalabia.
Mar 21, 2006
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(12)
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis make it? Def-initely.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombie nation. Blood. Boyle's.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Schlock Flock.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(17)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
'Batteries' not inclu-dead.
Mar 20, 2006
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(3)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Corn fed and undead.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Battlestar Galcatica.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Dark Kitty.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Doggy Poo (2004)
Hound Log.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
From racks to riches.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(24)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Pupils happy with DDs.
Mar 20, 2006
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(16)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
A Galaxy Bazaar Away....
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(21)
Oldboy (2003)
Hypnotic suggestion - Octopus ingestion!
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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