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Reviews by 'RedKate'
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with a total of
201
reviews published to date.
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer and Muppet-hair.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Almighty Jesus sports spandex.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Denzel's remote-control inflatable doll.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Carrie (1976)
Hormonal women are dangerous.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Newflash: chocolate cures everything!
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gigli (2003)
Affleck turns another lesbian?!?
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Man considers suicide. reconsiders.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Thurman wields big sword!
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Condemned Boheme's romantic antics.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Grecian goddess conquers (obesity).
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Myra Breckinridge (1970)
How West was won.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Single White Female (1992)
Killer shoes rescue heroine.
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Sickly, operatic Mary Poppins.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Diarrhoea served at breakfast.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Twisted thrill-seekers go Hunting.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Basinger's teen predilection exposed.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers's Golden Goose leaden.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
British dentistry appals world.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Deadly dojo mislays mojo.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathematics addle your brain!
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Big (1988)
Older woman corrupts minor.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death cheated on technicality.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Nazis have no soul.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cell, The (2000)
J.Lo escapes cell. Damn!
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milk has hallucinagenic effects!
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Columbo: Murder By The Book (1971)
Pop-eye the Jailer Man.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Hole-y Goldie's golden oldie.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Cornered Baby finds Castle.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dogma (1999)
Morrisette breaks sound barrier.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Donnie Darko (2001)
'Harvey' with less drinking.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Fighter single-handedly conquers 1970s.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Supermodel saves the world.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Bonham-Carter does degenerate.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Palin produces puppy pancakes.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Brits matched and dispatched.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
High Noon (1952)
'The Crucible' Western-style.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Insomnia (2002)
Chronic fatigue thriller. Yawn.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Magnolia (1999)
Ponytail makes Cruise virile?
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Leather-clad messiah's second coming.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Cruise/ viewers lose plot.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pride And Prejudice (1967)
'Bridget Jones' with corsets.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Rickman camps it up.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Secret Garden, The (1993)
Girl's secret bush uncovered.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Hayworth's hole ejects escapee.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Talk To Her (2002)
Necrophiliac fantasy partially fulfilled.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Goldblum sports superhero's pajamas.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Wet baddie defeats Arnie.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie's strong, silent type.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick midget overcompensates.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey incarceration fails. Damn!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Vertigo (1958)
Novak faces 'the change'.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wayne's World (1992)
Bohemian Rhapsody is reborn!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Fatal Fed-ex foil fairytale.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Intergalactic inter-species girlfight!
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Postmodern look at cheerleaders.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Marine's advance in suburbia.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Vietnam 'Heart of Darkness'.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bridges makes freeloading cool.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Wobbly camerawork shocks nation!
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Carrie (1976)
PMS taken to extreme.
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Moore showcases expensive body.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Chocolat (2000)
Binoche's brioches on display.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Poetry seriously damages health!
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Forbidden Planet (1956)
'Tempest'uous interplanetary relationship fails.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Like chocolate box: sickly.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Macdowell- human clothes horse.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Pubescent boy's HUGE snake!
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Coltrane stands on box.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Frisky female feeds fish.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Un-BRIDEled violence-fest.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Chaucher's Canter/ Parry Tales.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Limey, The (1999)
Vengeful Stamp Llcks back.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Magnolia (1999)
Maverick controls from cockpit.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mousehunt (1997)
Mickey (taking) Mouse.
May 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Vegas finds morality- rejects.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Pleasantville (1998)
Filmakers mislay colour film.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Romantic pursuit of prostitute.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Robin Hood (1973)
Disney's Robin' the rich.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Hackman sires, tires, retires.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sabrina (1995)
Sabrina afford's a Ford.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Secret Garden, The (1993)
Boy tends girl's undergrowth.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Aussie 'Cinderella' attends ball(room).
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Superman II (1980)
Superhero condones premarital sex.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Top Gun (1986)
Kelly uses Cruise control.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Basket cases are Wick(er)ed.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Witness (1985)
Alarmist Amish harnessed/ tarnished.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron descends new depths.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Anger Management (2003)
Someone finally thumps Sandler!
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Legless Cruise falls over.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Chicago (2002)
Want fame? Commit murder!
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Deep Throat (1972)
Damiano's seminal masterpiece.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Canadian birds chase tail.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Grease (1978)
Herniating outfit saves romance.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Michael's Mini money-spinner.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Reeves's Most Affluent Adventure.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Berry's bawl, Thornton's drawl.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Freeman isn't free, man.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Teen Wolf (1985)
Adolescent sprouts unwanted hair.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
German wins the war!
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Firm, The (1993)
Photocopier saves the day!
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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