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236	Blackmoon (146)
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Reviews by 'Blackmoon'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 146 reviews published to date.

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�Three Amigos! (1986)

Three actors get real.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

HAL can lip-read.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Pseudo-kid gets tested.

Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Abyss, The (1989)

Submerged miners find ET.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Alien Nation (1988)

Aliens with dalmation patterns.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Cloned Ripley harvests monsters.

Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Alien� (1992)

Creature callously consumes convicts.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Alive (1993)

In-flight meals... passengers better.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Back To The Future (1985)

Marty gets parents together.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Back To The Future Part II (1989)

Biff makes it big.

Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Beach, The (2000)

Leo visits paradise island.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bean (1997)

Idiot rescues Whistler's mother.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blade Runner (1982)

Ford retires artificial people.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Carrie (1976)

Bloodbath on prom night.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Cocoon (1985)

Aliens in large pods.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cujo (1983)

Rabid hound lurks around!

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)

Carnivorous plants from space.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Fun moon buggy action.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Die Another Day (2002)

Ejector seat's welcome return.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Little spaceman visits kid.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Enemy Mine (1985)

Ugly human befrends enemy.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Eve Of Destruction (1991)

Pretty explosive femme fatale.

Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Field Of Dreams (1989)

Kevin sees, others don't.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Firestarter (1984)

Charlie learns and burns.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Ghost Ship (2002)

Ghost girl helps salvager.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Goldfinger (1964)

Oddjob has a shock.

Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Multiple mogwais, more mayhem.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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High Anxiety (1977)

Mel hates heights.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

Indy meets Nazis again.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Lawnmower Man, The (1992)

Moron becomes great know-all.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Licence To Kill (1989)

Bond has personal vendetta.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Living Daylights, The (1987)

Milkman has exploding milk.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Mac And Me (1988)

On the ET bandwagon.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Trucks, cars on autopilot.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence (1983)

Bowie eats Manju cakes.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Minority Report (2002)

Pool balls with names.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Moonraker (1979)

Bond and Jaws unite.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Neverending Story, The (1984)

Believable until doggy flies.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Night Of The Lepus (1972)

Bones and big bunnies.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Octopussy (1983)

Roger is a clown.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Bond's missus gets perforated.

Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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One Million Years B.C. (1966)

No dialogue, plenty bounce.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Papillon (1973)

Steve McQueen eats bugs.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)

Turner nearly discovers Beatles.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Philadelphia Experiment, The (1984)

Boat goes through wormhole.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)

Martin bugged by Candy.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Plank, The (1979)

Classic clown's construction caper.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Poltergeist (1982)

Evil spirits kidnap girl.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Porky's (1982)

Penis poked through hole.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Predator (1987)

Eddie Grant with laser.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Scary Movie 2 (2001)

James Woods releases demon.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Shining, The (1980)

Door smashed with axe.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Silver Streak (1976)

Gene becomes a brother!

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Species (1995)

Sexy Sil slays scientists.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Stand By Me (1986)

Kids find a corpse.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

Enterprise saves the whale.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

Kirk climbs a rock.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

Klingons don't want peace.

Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Data nearly accepts offer.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Two captains unite, fight.

Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)

Picard reunites two races.

Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)

Picard's double causes trouble.

Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Enterprise finds Voyager Seven.

Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Vader young, slave sprung.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Dark dude bites it.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Stargate (1994)

How the pyramid became.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Terminator uses reserve power.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

Sexy cyborg, inevitable armageddon.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Terminator, The (1984)

Kill all Sarah Connors.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Thing, The (1982)

Frozen copycat alien thaws.

Jun 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Running, screaming and snoring.

Jun 4, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Tommyknockers, The (1993)

Alcoholic alters alien's arrangements.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Toy Story 2 (1999)

Woody gets stolen.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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TRON (1982)

Bridges inside early Pentium.

Jun 4, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Two Of A Kind (1983)

'Grease' re-hash doesn't work.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Unbreakable (2000)

Bruce needs spandex suit.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Untouchables, The (1987)

Sean should have ducked.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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View To A Kill, A (1985)

May Day blown away.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Village Of The Damned (1960)

Town sleepy, children creepy.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Walkabout (1971)

Jenny loves getting undressed.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Wild Wild West (1999)

Old west CGI fest.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)

Jack fathers little devils.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Xanadu (1980)

Zeus's daughter inspires artist.

Mar 11, 2003
Scored 2/5

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You Only Live Twice (1967)

Little Nellie defends honour.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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10 (1979)

Gratuitous bouncy beach scene.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 2/5

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2010 (1984)

Another big black thing!

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Ali G InDaHouse (2002)

Ali becomes MP. Aiiii!

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Alien (1979)

The original xenomorph stalker.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Aliens (1986)

Riply visits LV-426.

Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Marty steams into future.

Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bicentennial Man (1999)

Williams finally becomes human.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Cabina, La (1972)

Telephone box death sentence.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cats & Dogs (2001)

Pet war hots up.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Child's Play (1988)

Psychotic doll goes bananas.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Christine (1983)

Cool car repairs itself.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Coming To America (1988)

Prince searches for Queen.

Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cube (1997)

Death by geometric calculation.

Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Dead Zone, The (1983)

God gives Walken gift.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Dr. No (1962)

Gets girl without gadgets.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Fantastic Voyage (1966)

Little scubes, big boobs.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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