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Adventure, Fantasy
Don Chaffey
Michael Carreras
Mickell Novack
George Baker
Joseph Frickert
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Percy Herbert
Raquel Welch
Robert Brown
Martine Beswick
John Richardson
Frank Hayden
Terence Maidment
William Lyon Brown
Richard James
Malya Nappi
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First Annual Noncentz Award
Essential Collection - 1966
Alphabet Soup
King Harryhausen
Accolade One Won

One Million Years B.C.

(1966)
45 reviews
Film rated 2.7 / 5  (Chick rating: 2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.9 / 5)
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Raquel Welch: Jurassic Tart.
Yukon 
  Vote (33)   
Raquel elicits group 'Ug'.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (29)   
Bikini apparently early invention.
Sludge 
  Vote (21)   
Diary of a caveman.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (17)   
It's A Neanderthal Life.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (16)   
Raquel wears a neander-thong.
noncentz 
  Vote (14)   
Harryhausen animates plasticine era.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (13)   
Raquel in rock hell.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
'Ug' 'Aaargh!' 'Mmmm'...'Aaaah'.
Shiv 
  Vote (11)   
Rack of ages.
RockGolf 
  Vote (11)   
Prodigious pair of boobasauruses.
randall 
  Vote (10)   
Fur Bikini and...um?
Falken 
  Vote (8)   
Raquel joins rock group.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Cavewoman Welch invents erections.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Creationist B-Movie.
Ali 
  Vote (7)   
Starring chesty ROCKel Welch.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Million cheers, babe's cleavage.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (7)   
The cleavage time forgot.
Bart 
  Vote (7)   
Raquel Before Time.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Fur-covered Rack-el Welch.
bennyr81 
  Vote (7)   
GLand of the Lost.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Eh? B.C. DD?!
SixFourian 
  Vote (5)   
Raquel BC? Try DD!
calmer 
  Vote (5)   
Raquel reveals prehistoric jugs.
demonic 
  Vote (5)   
The Lass Before Time.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Chaffey remodels Roach's cave.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Raquel's Loana tames Tumak.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
One Million Years DD.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (3)   
Loner finds Loana.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Cavewoman Raquel's Terra-Rack-Til.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Raquel cool in fur.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
1,000,000 Years B(ig) C(hest).
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Raquel Welch's JurASSic parts.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Troglodyte treats Tumak right.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Raquel's million-year-old bikini.
francesca 
  Vote (2)   
Raquel Welch, ug, ug.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
'Poster girl' for prehistory.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Rock, Shell, Plasticine, people.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Raquel overshadows costars, dinosaurs.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote    
No dialogue, plenty bounce.
Blackmoon 
  Vote    
Million Years. Big Cups.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Cavegirl babe in bikini.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Raquel Welch, bikini, dinosaurs.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Tumak's shellshocked by Loana.
calmer 
  Vote    
Couple braves dinosaurs, volcanoes.
calmer 
  Vote    
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