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Reviews by 'Brass Johnson'
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with a total of
212
reviews published to date.
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Earth, Moon, Saturn, destiny?
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 4/5
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21 Grams (2003)
Penn wonders what's Watts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Avengers, The (2012)
Captain America gets carded.
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston's drink cures leprosy.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Black Widow (1987)
Winger fingers Russell's hustle.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Born Free (1966)
Virginia in Africa?
Jun 30, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Alec, bridge, become abridged.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon loves Visalia manager.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Cabin In The Woods, The (2011)
Protected virgin ends world.
Jan 31, 2013
Unscored
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Call Northside 777 (1948)
Picture proves inmate's innocence.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Love transforms Charlie's tree.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Choke (2008)
Rockwell has Huston's problems.
Feb 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Cloud Atlas (2012)
Doona eats Doona world.
Feb 6, 2014
Unscored
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Columbo: A Stitch In Crime (1973)
Falk finds felonious sutures.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Agenda For Murder (1990)
Cheesy imprint means murder.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: An Exercise In Fatality (1974)
Falk figures Conrad's killing.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm (1973)
Warm wine reveals murderer.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Ashes To Ashes (1998)
Uncremated remains; mortician's undoing.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Columbo: Blueprint For Murder (1972)
Falk finds killer's hole.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: By Dawn's Early Light (1974)
Commander's clogged cannon kills.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: Candidate For Crime (1973)
Falk figures ersatz assassination.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star (1991)
Falk 'unmasks' attorney's alibi.
Feb 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Columbo Cries Wolf (1990)
Falk figures Buchanan's fakery.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Columbo: Columbo Goes To College (1990)
Collegians can't con Columbo.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind (1972)
Columbo investigates Shakespearean pearl.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Death Lends A Hand (1971)
Contact lens catches Culp.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: �tude In Black (1972)
Missing corsage connects killer.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Fade In To Murder (1976)
Falk 'fingers' Shatner's shenanigans.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Forgotten Lady (1975)
Leigh forgets own guilt.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Columbo: Grand Deceptions (1989)
Toy soldiers solve murder.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: How To Dial A Murder (1978)
Columbo decodes doberman's directive.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Identity Crisis (1975)
Communist plot unmasks McGoohan.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: It's All In The Game (1993)
Dunaway's lover really daughter.
Feb 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Columbo: Lady In Waiting (1971)
Separated shots catches Clark.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Make Me A Perfect Murder (1978)
Columbo cancels Trish's wishes.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Columbo: Murder By The Book (1971)
Columbo reads killer's plot.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: No Time To Die (1992)
Unusual Columbo upends kidnapper.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Columbo: Now You See Him (1976)
Columbo's best trick revealed.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Now You See Him (1976)
Columbo reveals magician's secret.
Sep 5, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Playback (1975)
Visible invite verifies felony.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man (1971)
Columbo uncovers kidnapping killer.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: Rest In Peace, Mrs. Columbo (1990)
Columbo pretends poisoner's plot.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Columbo: Short Fuse (1972)
Childlike McDowall causes kapow.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Suitable For Framing (1971)
Framer frames, gets fingered.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Swan Song (1974)
Finding parachute reveals Columbo!
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: The Conspirators (1978)
Crochet catches contraband conspiracy.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match (1973)
Harvey 'hears' false alarm.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Troubled Waters (1975)
Falk finds feather: Murder!
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Batman, Bane burn bridges.
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
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Darkest Hour, The (2011)
ETs mine Moscow minerals.
Jun 29, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Descendants, The (2011)
Clooney's marriage is Payne-ful.
Nov 16, 2013
Unscored
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Draft Day (2014)
Costner picks, knows Garner.
May 5, 2015
Unscored
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Dune (2021)
Worm hunters pound sand.
Apr 16, 2024
Unscored
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End Of Days (1999)
2K or not 2K?
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Flight Of The Phoenix, The (1965)
Hardy plans plain plane.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
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For Love Of The Game (1999)
Pitcher perfect; picture errs.
May 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Frenzy (1972)
Stranger on a spud.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox's phantoms foil phantasmagoria.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Voyeur video blackmails Bond.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Gamera Vs. Barugon (1966)
Monster emits rainbow power.
Dec 27, 2013
Unscored
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Noomi's roomie Wu woos.
Jun 12, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Bond nixes Knox's boondoggle.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Governess, The (1998)
Minnie bares, Wilkinson stares.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Hamlet (1948)
Shakespeare Best Picture Oscar!
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Hangover, The (2009)
Whore helps henpecked Helms.
May 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Loony Lynskey woos Winslet.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Journey dwarfed by trilogy.
Dec 18, 2012
Unscored
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Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, The (2013)
Jackson barrels through Tolkien.
Dec 21, 2013
Unscored
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Somerfield's 'Greater Good' bad.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Iron Lady, The (2011)
Thatcher has Streep-throat.
Jan 13, 2013
Unscored
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Iron Man (2008)
Bridges builds bigger bot.
May 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Pepper's promotion pretty presumptuous.
May 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
Avengers consultant accepts (Fe)e.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Julie & Julia (2009)
Julie cooks Julia's leftovers.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Fox is a snake.
Dec 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Tarantino writes: buries lead.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Carradine likes Superman's disguise.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Lincoln Lawyer, The (2011)
Ryan's lyin' maddens Matthew.
Jul 10, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Little Drummer Boy, The (1968)
Drummer manages manger music.
May 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo rings up Frodo.
May 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo's ring finally disappears.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Que Sera reprise interminable!
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)
Cool running, hot mess.
Oct 3, 2015
Unscored
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
Ruse screws Cruise's crew.
Sep 8, 2015
Unscored
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Moonraker (1979)
Drax lacks flower power.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Widmark scarred for life.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
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Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Chandelier brings down house.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Bellas sing-a-long way away.
Oct 3, 2015
Unscored
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Predator (1987)
Alien seeks skull session.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Glover over Busey's abuse.
May 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Prescription: Murder (1968)
Falk foils deadly doctor.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Guest dies at wedding.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Psycho (1960)
Leigh never pays bill.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino makes great coffee.
Apr 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Purge, The (2013)
Hawke and Headey home-icide.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
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Rope (1948)
Stewart knot killer.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Santa eats ... own words.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (1970)
Kringles create Claus cause.
May 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Spiderbabe (2003)
Misty muffs super powers.
May 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Stalag 17 (1953)
Here Security doesn't pay.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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