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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Joke wears thin... thinner.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Universal Soldier (1992)
'Terminator' without the budget.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
Giant robot eats planet.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Total Recall (1990)
Sci-fi that's best forgotten.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Bio-mechanoid cannot delay armageddon.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Boba Fett makes entrance.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Shatner shouts 'Khan!!!'
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Rocky IV (1985)
Hang up gloves, please!
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Orange County (2002)
Black saves Hanks's career.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Mystery Men (1999)
Knifey Boy throws forks.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Camelot knights hunting grail.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Mexican, The (2001)
Big Pistols on co-star?
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Men In Black II (2002)
Smith requires new agent.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Not Jesus, naughty Boy!
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Same jokes, blessed release.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Jaws (1975)
Sailors compare their scars.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Dim Nazi's spill coffee.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Big swords, small plot.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Naked chick, big guns.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dumbo (1941)
Pachyderm makes people cry.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Dogma (1999)
Angels go on rampage.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Subliminal advertising, done badly.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
Plot with big holes.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Film noir for beginners.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Gelflings repair broken crystal.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dagon (2001)
Fishy tales for Cthulhuists.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Baby Arnie kills everything.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
McDowell kills with penis.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
French Noir, simply wonderful.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Man runs fast, yawn.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Rick walks into fog.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Carrie (1976)
Chick burns off parents.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Gopher slice produces victory.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Pee-wee refuses to die.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Motion sickness, students die.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Black Hole, The (1979)
Robots against situations, gravity.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Dread-ful, stick to disco.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese kids splatter classmates.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Barbarella (1968)
Interstellar softcore, total class.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bad Taste (1987)
Chainsaws sever alien heads.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
White man popularises rock'n'roll.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Babe (1995)
Singing rats steal show.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Awakenings (1990)
Patients awake, unlike audience.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Beyonc� management cashes in.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash searches for book.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Propagating the moon-landing myth.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Pass around another Groupie.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Aliens splatter marines. Surprise?
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Alien (1979)
Extending jaws damage chests.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Akira (1988)
Cyber cartoon, everything explodes.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Nielsen soars, audience roars.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Bogey tugs own boat.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Be Amazed by water.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Artificial Entertainment, more like.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
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