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Reviews by 'jinx'
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with a total of
719
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Crazies cause residential ruckus.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Merry mariachi's mirthful mayhem.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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10 (1979)
Bouncing boobs boost Bo.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella covets canine cuties.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Death defying deliberations.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Poet turns warrior.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Depardieu circumnavigates the truth.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(1)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Cruising on Diesel's vapors.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL beats Y2K bug.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolithic mind fuck.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock: bottom of barrell.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Bloody brits are zombies.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Dame gets gigantic make-over.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Presley wannabe's with weapons.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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33 Postcards (2011)
Prisoner a piercing penpal!
Jun 19, 2014
Unscored
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8 Mile (2002)
Marshal beats bad rap.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
8 Million Ways To Die (1986)
Bridges: bummy; Garcia: grimy.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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8 Seconds (1994)
Luke does lame Lane.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Futuristic Pinochio tests intelligence.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Nicholson nails old age.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Lascivious leader breaks law.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Atlantean aliens assist assholes.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Carrey grACEs Africa.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Affliction (1997)
Nolte Wades through mystery.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Affliction (1997)
Depressing, Drunk Nolte investigates.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Agnes Of God (1985)
Naive novice is nuts.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Williams's wit: pure genie-ous.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ali (2001)
Fresh Prince can box?
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Acid dripping alien delicatessan.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Sci-fi childbirth creature-feature.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien� (1992)
Apocalyptic bad hair day.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Aliens (1986)
Adrenaline pumping alien infestation.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alive (1993)
Frequent flyers' 'Soylent Green'.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Leaves no Rock unturned.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman foils criminal mastermind.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Mighty man menaces Vegas.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Graffiti (1973)
Opie gets to drive.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
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American Graffiti (1973)
Happy Days were Solo.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
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American History X (1998)
Stupid Nazi fuck enlightened.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
American Pie (1999)
Boy pounds pudd pie.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Tantric teen gets 'Stiff-ler'.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Crusty cut ups wed.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American Pimp (1999)
Chronicles of Pimp hood.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Crotchety comic collaberates famously.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Amistad (1997)
Star studded slave saga.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Dream house turns demonic.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
The flies have it.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Amores Perros (2000)
Dog eat dog, Mexican-style.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Anaconda (1997)
J-Lo learns snake dance.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
And The Band Played On (1993)
Modine fights CDC.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Angel Eyes (2001)
Blond J-Lo 'catches' Caviezel.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Anna And The King (1999)
Fat Fosters inappropriate affection.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Annie Hall (1977)
Keaton, as herself.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Denzel heals sailor's sole.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
War makes Sheen mad.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Sheen: Fishing for Marlon.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Howard's challenging cosmic catastrophe.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Apostle, The (1997)
Sonny sins, saves souls.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Feline frenchies find fortune.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Aerosmith saves the movie.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Aerosmith saves the day.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Kinnear's performance believably gay.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Assassins (1995)
Stallone kills another movie.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Another couple... alienated.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Disney sinks cartoon empire!
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Big broad breaks buildings.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Violent veggies? Tomatoes terrify.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Auto Focus (2002)
Hogan has freaky focus .
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Runt makes good.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Baby Boom (1987)
Power house gets addition.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Baby Boy (2001)
Spoiled man grows up.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Baby-Sitters Club, The (1995)
Adventures in brat care.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Babysitter, The (1995)
Silverstone is slutty sitter.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bambi (1942)
Fawn makes us fawn.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bamboozled (2000)
Blacks do blacksploitation.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barbarella (1968)
Cheap science fiction shag-fest.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
Super heroes go West-Ward!
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Jack goes down smiling!
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney's clueless dark knight.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Dynamic duds get Dent.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Dynamic dickhead defies Devito.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Apes, humans, war, finality.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
Frankie and Annette tanned.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Beach Girls And The Monster, The (1965)
Twisted surf murder mystery.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beaches (1988)
Midler's windy, Hershey's wingy.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Delusional, absent-minded professor.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle of the bawl.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bedazzled (2000)
Lady Lucifer lures loser.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Hell: Trapped at home.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beguiled, The (1971)
Clint gets classy revenge.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Muddy grave saves Wilson.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston has Christ complex.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Franciscus finds telepathic terror.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Freaky telepathics worship A-bomb.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams gives mechanical performance.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Ricci rides, thief hides.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Daddy (1999)
Sandler: Pee Teacher.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Big Easy, The (1987)
Quaid eases into Barkin!
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Fat Liar (2002)
Hollywood mogul milks minor.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Big Momma's House (2000)
Criminal chasing cross-dressing cop.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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