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Reviews by 'jinx'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 719 reviews published to date.

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33 Postcards (2011)

Prisoner a piercing penpal!

Jun 19, 2014
Unscored

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Perfect Storm, The (2000)

Perfect idiots fish, die.

Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Lords Of Dogtown (2005)

Californian's new Bowl game.

Feb 21, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Wolf Creek (2005)

Blair Witch's Aussie husband.

Feb 21, 2006
Unscored

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Wolf Creek (2005)

Outback butcher torchers travellers.

Jan 11, 2006
Unscored

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Million Dollar Baby (2004)

Swank's a knockout.

Jan 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Pretty In Pink (1986)

Duckie does ugly duckling.

Dec 21, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story, The (2004)

Knocked up; knocked off.

Dec 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Something The Lord Made (2004)

Mos Definitely awesome acting.

Dec 12, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Liar Liar (1997)

Lawyers: the truth's out.

Jul 30, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Norma Rae (1979)

Sally rallies, organizes, strikes.

Jul 30, 2004
Unscored

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Affliction (1997)

Depressing, Drunk Nolte investigates.

Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Short Circuit (1986)

Robot out-acts Sheedy.

Jul 30, 2004
Unscored

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Edge, The (1997)

Billionaire busts adultering photographer.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Point Of Origin (2002)

Liotta is fire bug.

Jul 28, 2004
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Point Of Origin (2002)

Liotta is lit up.

Jul 28, 2004
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Weight Of Water, The (2000)

Incest is Weighty.

Jul 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Dawn: Portrait Of A Teenage Runaway (1976)

Eve is poor whore.

Jul 28, 2004
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Pay It Forward (2000)

People unselfishly helping: fantasy.

Jul 28, 2004
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Contact (1997)

Jodie alienated by static.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Welcome To The Dollhouse (1995)

Nerdy chic is Weiner.

Jul 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Marathon Man (1976)

Cavities and carats.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Anna And The King (1999)

Fat Fosters inappropriate affection.

Jul 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Frailty (2001)

Paxton gets spliting headache.

Jul 27, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Eye For An Eye (1996)

Keifer Fields hell's fury.

Jul 25, 2004
Unscored

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Michael (1996)

Travolta applies religious philosophy.

Jul 25, 2004
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Depp is headhunter.

Jul 25, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story, The (2004)

Uxoricide, feoticide, or homocide?

Jul 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Carrey grACEs Africa.

Jul 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Empire Of The Sun (1987)

Resilient boy's wartime adventure.

Jul 19, 2004
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American Graffiti (1973)

Opie gets to drive.

Jul 12, 2004
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American Graffiti (1973)

Happy Days were Solo.

Jul 12, 2004
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Something's Gotta Give (2003)

Diane bears all.

Jul 10, 2004
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Something's Gotta Give (2003)

Annie Hall sheds persona.

Jul 10, 2004
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Total Recall (1990)

Governor doesn't have Alzheimers.

Jul 10, 2004
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Ice Castles (1978)

Visually challenged ice princess.

Jul 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Sunset (1988)

Bruce Mixes it up.

Jul 9, 2004
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Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)

Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

Jul 8, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Soylent Green (1973)

Recyling gone too far.

Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Secretary (2002)

Masochistic attorney/ obsessive subordinate.

Jul 8, 2004
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Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

Toolman sires bohemian son.

Jul 8, 2004
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Jaws (1975)

Enmity in Amity.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Jaws (1975)

Schneider scared shipless.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Witch corners campy kids.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Gremlins (1984)

Hair balls choke town.

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Harry getsssssss new voice.

Jul 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Knockout, The (1914)

Chaplin's pre-tramp days.

Jul 6, 2004
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Mystic River (2003)

Kevin Bacon is Devine.

Jul 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Hannibal (2001)

Liotta hard to swallow.

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)

Nuclear accident caused defect.

Jul 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Quaid crystalizes apocalyptic adventure.

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (2)

Armageddon (1998)

Aerosmith saves the day.

Jul 4, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

28 Days Later (2002)

Bloody brits are zombies.

Jul 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

God gets Carreyed away.

Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

God is Liar, Liar.

Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Jesus gets hammered.

Jul 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)

Lupin is werewolf- literally.

Jul 3, 2004
Unscored

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Something The Lord Made (2004)

Rickman, Mos heart warming.

Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Future looks d-icey.

Jun 28, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (13)

Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)

Clint clenches the cash.

Jun 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Fly, The (1958)

Good guy, bad fly.

Jun 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Trading Places (1983)

Blues brother becomes bum.

Jun 28, 2004
Unscored

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Brother Bear (2003)

Manhood almost un-bearable.

Jun 27, 2004
Unscored

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Stuck On You (2003)

Yoked blokes no joke.

Jun 27, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)

Crazed Depp inspires doc.

Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Americans become frost backs.

Jun 11, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (5)

Deliverance (1972)

Pig squeeling sans lubricant.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5

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First Knight (1995)

Guinevere gets into Gere.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Tigger Movie, The (2000)

It's all about Tigger.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Antwone Fisher (2002)

Denzel heals sailor's sole.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)

Sheen: Fishing for Marlon.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Auto Focus (2002)

Hogan has freaky focus .

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Lost In Translation (2003)

Losers lost in insomnia.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)

Italian takes Lover's lane.

Mar 10, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Working Girl (1988)

Melanie can't afFord boyfriend.

Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Zoolander (2001)

Stiller, Wilson: Bad Models.

Mar 10, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Vegas Vacation (1997)

Griswold gets raw deal.

Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Santa Clause 2, The (2002)

Tinsel Toolman's connubial Christmas.

Jan 7, 2004
Scored 6/5

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GoldenEye (1995)

Bond gets Pierce-ing makeover.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5

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I Am Sam (2001)

Disabled Dad daughter's drawback.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Six Days Seven Nights (1998)

Mismatched pair's tropical nightmare.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)

Skeltonian Pere Noel.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5

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What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)

DiCaprio defines dim-witted.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Fly II, The (1989)

Stolz is SuperFly.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Valley Girl (1983)

Mall rat gets Cage.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Daddy Day Care (2003)

Domestic daddies tame toddlers.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Freddy's killing spree decapitated.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Last Samurai, The (2003)

Watanabe perfects Cruise control.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)

Rapper rocks cradle.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (2)

Thelma And Louise (1991)

Vagina vigilantes.

Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Breast Men (1997)

Itty bitty titty revolution.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Affliction (1997)

Nolte Wades through mystery.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Valley delinquents have brunch.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

And The Band Played On (1993)

Modine fights CDC.

Oct 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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American Pimp (1999)

Chronicles of Pimp hood.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Pretty In Pink (1986)

Molly is sew sew.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Beach Girls And The Monster, The (1965)

Twisted surf murder mystery.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

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In God's Hands (1998)

Zalman is surf King.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)

Frankie and Annette tanned.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Ride The Wild Surf (1964)

Fabian finds wave, love.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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