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Reviews by 'jinx'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
719
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller, Wilson: Bad Models.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond gets a 'Kissy'.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Yentl (1983)
Jewish 'Crying Game'.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
XXx (2002)
Thrill seeker gets job.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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X2 (2003)
Mutant eradication plan foiled.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men (2000)
Mutant superheroes combat radicals.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Close gets private boning.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Working Girl (1988)
Melanie can't afFord boyfriend.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Blair Witch's Aussie husband.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Outback butcher torchers travellers.
Jan 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch was a wash-out!
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wiz, The (1978)
When Michael was black...
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Lecherous lucifer likes ladies.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Misfit gets sweet deal.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Confections create childish chaos.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare meets modern suburbia.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Things (1998)
Dillon does dame duo.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
White Hunter, Black Heart (1990)
Eastwood's elephant hunting obsession.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
DiCaprio defines dim-witted.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
What Women Want (2000)
Chauvanist playboy gets played.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Murray psyches out Dreyfuss.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Magnificent mythical whale tale.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Welcome To The Dollhouse (1995)
Nerdy chic is Weiner.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Weird Science (1985)
Goofballs grow geek goddess.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Weight Of Water, The (2000)
Incest is Weighty.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Billy Idol saves day.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo catches bouquet, finally!
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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We Were Soldiers (2002)
Mel's modern day Patriot.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Waterworld (1995)
'Dances With Fish'.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Spin doctors fabricate war.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Volcano (1997)
Eruption and disruption.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Virus (1999)
Sea sickness alienates humanity.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Very Brady Sequel, A (1996)
Brady's stupid satirical sequel.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Vertigo (1958)
Hitchcock 'heightens' acropyhic hysteria.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Griswold gets raw deal.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise 'masks' bad acting.
May 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Valley Girl (1983)
Mall rat gets Cage.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Another Scream wannabe: fails.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Urban Cowboy (1980)
Travolta's elogy to disco.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Uptown Girls (2003)
Brat berates bumbling babysitter.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Unforgiven (1992)
Retired gunslinger defends harlots.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Unfaithful (2002)
Adulteress housewife gets busted.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Undisputed (2002)
Snipes hype rings Rhames.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Remodeler finds sunny romance.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Italian takes Lover's lane.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Bullock grants Grant chance.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Twins (1988)
Devito: demeaned; Schwarzenegger: shamed.
May 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Bruce byes bad time.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Bruce's bad monkey shines.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
Little black dresscapade.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001)
Burt, Jack battle Shriekers.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tremors (1990)
Wormy Bacon cult classic.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Treasure Planet (2002)
Stevenson in space??
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Stinkin' badges steal screen.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Rulemaker breaks own rules.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Training Day (2001)
Denzel thuggin', Ethan druggin'.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Traffic (2000)
Four anti-drug vignettes.
May 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Trading Places (1983)
Blues brother becomes bum.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Toy Story (1995)
'Big' kid gets animated.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Toewr power, scraper caper.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Total Recall (1990)
Governor doesn't have Alzheimers.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise gets air time.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin does drab drag!
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tommyknockers, The (1993)
Smits spits blood, teeth.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Titanic (1997)
Iceberg quells steamy romance.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
100 acres of fun!
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
It's all about Tigger.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Tigerland (2000)
Troublemaker gets misfits discharged.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Eastwood bank robbery caper.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Thunderball (1965)
Bond brings back bomb.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Three Kings (1999)
Soldiers, stealing, sand: STUPID.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Transparent house, abhorrent plot.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thinner (1996)
Gypsy curse goes Phen-Fen.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Thing, The (1982)
Like 'Mimic', only colder.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary gets new hairdo.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
There Was A Crooked Man... (1970)
Douglas does Western satire.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Them! (1954)
Giant mutant ant attack!
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Vagina vigilantes.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
The Illustrated Man (1969)
Steiger gives artful performance.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Busey's singing betters Buddy.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
That Old Feeling (1997)
Bride's parents find feelings.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Skin wearing redneck kills.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Winger's swan song.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnold attempts futuristic abortion.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Robot governs the world.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mechanical Arnold gets recalled.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Patrick gives liquid performance.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ten Commandments, The (1956)
DeMille does guilt...
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Bruce 'waters' down plot.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Crabby cabby caps criminals.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Disney's day in Court.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Tree dwellers battles pirates.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Syrupy hayseed makes good.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Surf Party (1964)
Surf Sweeties meet beach.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Surf Ninjas (1993)
Surf dudes become royalty.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Superfly (1972)
Cool pops gets props.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Sunset (1988)
Bruce Mixes it up.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Summer Of Sam (1999)
Sex, killing, talking dogs.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sudden Impact (1983)
Harry gets new gun.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Stuck On You (2003)
Yoked blokes no joke.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
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