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Assassins (1995) |
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Film rated 2.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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| Stallone's Baloney, Banderas' ass. |
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| Antonio's aim: Stall Stallone. |
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| Perspiring aspirer hunts hitman. |
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| Antonio's one sexy Assassin. |
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| Two asses lead 'Assassins'. |
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| Stallone kills another movie. |
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| Succession through assassination. |
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| Banderas following Stallone's footsteps. |
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| Sweaty sniper stalks Stallone. |
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| Sly hitman eyes retirement. |
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| Stallone wants Moore money. |
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| Banderas sweats awful lot. |
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| Younger hitman after oldie. |
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| Hacker assassin Electra: cute. |
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| Inter-generational hitmen in-fighting. |
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| Sly's unengaging 'Hitman Diary'. |
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| Asinine assassins are adversaries. |
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| Stallone's a principled assassin. |
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