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23	w22dheartlivie (4313)
24	Yukon (4123)
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Reviews by 'Yukon'

Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4123 reviews published to date.

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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

Ford. Explorer.

Feb 22, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (67)

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)

I seed dead people.

Jan 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (59)

How To Murder Your Wife (1965)

First Wives Clubbed.

Feb 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (57)

The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)

From A to Zzzzzzzzz.

Apr 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (57)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Where queer, antelope play.

Jan 21, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (56)

Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)

Gang of New Dorks.

Apr 26, 2006
Unscored

Vote (55)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Howdy life partner!

Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (53)

Fog, The (2005)

Killas in the Mist.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (49)

Excalibur (1981)

It's a Wonderful Knife.

Feb 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (47)

J.R.R.T: A Film Portrait Of J.R.R. Tolkien (1996)

Mordor, he wrote.

Mar 8, 2007
Unscored

Vote (47)

Ratatouille (2007)

Of Mice and Menus.

Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5

Vote (47)

Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)

Mad-at-gas-car.

Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (46)

Grizzly Man (2005)

Legends of the Maul.

Jan 25, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (45)

Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

Good Pill Hunting.

Mar 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (44)

Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)

The Empire Strikes Blacks.

Sep 1, 2006
Unscored

Vote (43)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

A few wood men.

May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (43)

Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season Of The 2004 Boston Red Sox (2004)

The Joy of Sox.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (42)

Fugitive, The (1993)

Killer is hand solo.

Jul 9, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (42)

Orgasm Raygun, The (1998)

Everybody Loves Raygun.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (42)

Bird (1988)

The joy of sax.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (41)

Brief History Of Time, A (1991)

Look Who's Hawking!

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (41)

Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)

Wristy Business.

Jun 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (41)

Christine (1983)

Axles of evil.

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (40)

Hollywoodland (2006)

Actually, speeding bullet faster.

Sep 8, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (40)

March Of The Penguins (2005)

Roamin' Emperors.

Oct 23, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (40)

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Actually, mission is possible.

Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (40)

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

The TerminatHER.

Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (40)

Bean (1997)

Unbearable Dimness of Bean.

Mar 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (39)

Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)

Elvis loves meat tender.

Jan 30, 2007
Unscored

Vote (39)

Fun In A Bakery Shop (1902)

Waiting for 'good dough'.

May 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (39)

Nude Bowling Party (1995)

Nude women are striking.

Sep 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (39)

Spellbound (2002)

War of the Words.

Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (39)

Day At The Races, A (1937)

'On your Marx..'.

Sep 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (38)

Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)

Wolf in Streep's clothing.

Jul 3, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (38)

Hostel (2005)

Hostel: 5-scar hotel.

Apr 13, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (38)

Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)

Being Joan Malcontent.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (38)

Red Dawn (1984)

Czar Spangled Banner.

Feb 9, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (38)

Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)

Brando's performance: 'STELLA-R!! STELLA-R!!'.

Mar 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (38)

Alphabet Murders, The (1965)

I C A murder.

Apr 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (37)

Clerks. (1994)

Kevin Smith's counter culture.

Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (37)

Dish Ran Away With The Spoon, The (1933)

The Plate Escape.

Jul 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (37)

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Robin is a bird.

May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (37)

American Tail: Fievel Goes West, An (1991)

Little Mouse on Prairie.

Aug 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (36)

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Kurtz needs to die(t).

Mar 12, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (36)

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

An office, no gentlemen.

Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (36)

I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)

Yom Kip-whore.

Oct 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (36)

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

Jesus screwed and nailed.

Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (36)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Richard Gere: Buy sexual.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (36)

Pumping Iron (1977)

The Joy of Pecs.

Mar 1, 2006
Unscored

Vote (36)

Fatal Attraction (1987)

An affair to dismember.

Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (35)

Flightplan (2005)

Daughter: Lost in Transportation.

Mar 4, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (35)

Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)

Cage against the machines.

Feb 8, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (35)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Bullet mightier than Penn.

Mar 2, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (35)

Birds, The (1963)

Apocalypse Fowl.

May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (34)

Fog, The (1980)

Slay misty for me.

Jul 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (34)

Frankenhooker (1990)

Tits alive! TITS ALIVE!

Jul 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (34)

Gay Muslims (2006)

Oman-on-Oman action.

Oct 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (34)

I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)

The 'Oi' of Sex.

Sep 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (34)

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

Marriage is the' Pitts'.

Mar 3, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (34)

Wordplay (2006)

Crossword documentary, 8 letters.

Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (34)

About Schmidt (2002)

Wife dead. Jack off.

Feb 24, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (33)

Black Sherlock Holmes, A (1918)

Sherlock Homie.

May 13, 2007
Unscored

Vote (33)

Brides Of Dracula, The (1960)

Stake my wife. Please!

Aug 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (33)

Hostel (2005)

Backpackers' inn trouble.

Feb 9, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (33)

Hustler, The (1961)

Cue Hand Luke.

Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (33)

Kurt & Courtney (1998)

Kurt No-brain.

Mar 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (33)

Misery (1990)

Bates a miserable podiatrist.

Feb 13, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Munich (2005)

Meddling with Olympic terrorists.

Jan 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (33)

One Million Years B.C. (1966)

Raquel Welch: Jurassic Tart.

Jul 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (33)

Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story (1994)

Axels of evil.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (33)

When We Were Kings (1996)

Bout of Africa.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)

Automobiles: Free of charge.

Oct 20, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Cujo (1983)

Stephen King unleashes terror.

Jun 8, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (32)

Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)

Screw Orleans.

Jun 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (32)

McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)

Whore 'n Beatty.

Apr 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (32)

300 (2006)

Miller's Dismember The Titans.

Feb 22, 2007
Scored 4/5

Vote (31)

Alive (1993)

Survivors have heart, liver.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (31)

Bachelor Party (1984)

Tom. Skanks.

Apr 20, 2007
Unscored

Vote (31)

Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Stone is 2 old.

Mar 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Butt Detective, The (1994)

Elementary, my 'rear' Watson.

Jul 2, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Crash (2004)

Sandra not racist? Bullocks!

Feb 23, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (31)

Mummy, The (1932)

America's first wrap star.

Aug 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Nude Bowling Party (1995)

Bowled and the Beautiful.

Sep 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Shooter (2007)

Marky Marksman.

Apr 27, 2007
Unscored

Vote (31)

Ghost (1990)

Swayze saves Demi! Whoopi!

Apr 7, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (30)

Grandpa's Fingers (1997)

Oldfinger.

Oct 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (30)

Hitcher, The (2007)

Bean stalks.

Apr 5, 2007
Unscored

Vote (30)

Marie Antoinette (2006)

Kirsten Dunst goes topless.

Apr 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (30)

Martin Luther King: Days Of Hope (1997)

Crying over spilled MLK.

Jan 22, 2007
Unscored

Vote (30)

Oliver! (1968)

Twist to the music.

Mar 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (30)

Once Upon A Potty For Her (1991)

Adventures in baby shitting.

Apr 5, 2008
Unscored

Vote (30)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Julia Roberts' whore-ble movie.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (30)

Ringer, The (2005)

Chariots of Liar.

Jan 25, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (30)

Roly Poly 3 Gang Bang (1999)

Weigh too much sex.

Nov 2, 2006
Unscored

Vote (30)

V For Vendetta (2006)

Portman: star is shorn.

Mar 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (30)

Beheading Chinese (1903)

Fewer Chins in China.

Feb 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Egg Rolling At The White House (1902)

All the President's Hens.

Mar 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Friends With Money (2006)

Jennifer Aniston's new Friends.

Apr 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Humpty Dumpty (1935)

Breaking news: Humpty falls.

Nov 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Little Man (2006)

Wayans short on laughs.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

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