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Reviews by 'Raz'
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Carrey turns green again.
Aug 16, 2004
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
ET needs a Nokia .
Jul 15, 2004
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Space Jam (1996)
Jordan is in toon.
Jul 13, 2004
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(10)
Terminator, The (1984)
Re-Conner-Saince.
Sep 14, 2004
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(10)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Don't bet against Kramer.
Aug 19, 2004
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(9)
Naked World (2003)
A whole nude world.
Jan 3, 2005
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(9)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
River runs through train.
Aug 21, 2004
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(8)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Alcoholic lieutenant gets legless.
Aug 18, 2004
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(7)
K-PAX (2001)
Alien contact builds Bridges.
Aug 18, 2004
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(7)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Romantic weekend Focked up.
Jul 23, 2004
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(6)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Diana dead. Bond Avenger.
Jul 15, 2004
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(6)
Dragonheart (1996)
Dragon shaken, not stirred.
Jul 12, 2004
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(5)
Hook (1991)
Williams never grows up.
Jul 10, 2004
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indiana steals Willy's heart.
Jul 19, 2004
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sam scuppers Sauron's schemes.
Jun 29, 2004
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis in the red.
Jul 23, 2004
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Story Jar-jars along.
Sep 14, 2004
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(5)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey caught on camera.
Jul 23, 2004
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin ejects Mini Me.
Aug 18, 2004
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(4)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Fat cat gets Tangoed.
Sep 12, 2004
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(4)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando Don and dusted.
Jan 14, 2005
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(4)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Ben is Stiller Focker.
Aug 19, 2004
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(4)
Sister Act (1992)
Nuns Whoop butt.
Jun 29, 2004
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke going Solo.
Jul 16, 2004
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Winslet's heart goes on.
Jul 6, 2004
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(4)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie does Bond thing.
Jul 10, 2004
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Alotta laughs, Alotta fembots.
Aug 18, 2004
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(3)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson is wallabie Wallace.
Oct 17, 2004
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(3)
Killer Bees! (2002)
Surv-hive-al of the fittest.
Jul 2, 2005
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo continues ring job.
Jul 13, 2004
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(3)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Villagers are headless chickens.
Sep 15, 2004
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(3)
Breast Men (1997)
Doctors investigate Silicon Valley.
Jan 14, 2005
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(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget's sex wish Granted.
Jan 14, 2005
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bridget over troubled water.
Apr 27, 2005
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(2)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Dent is Free-man.
May 4, 2005
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(2)
Kingpin (1996)
Irritable bowl syndrome.
Jun 15, 2005
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bean gets badly bolted.
Jul 3, 2004
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(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Smith becomes body snatcher.
Jul 23, 2004
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Gates of Zion defended.
Aug 16, 2004
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Elrond erased by Keanu .
Jul 3, 2004
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(2)
Pianist, The (2002)
Brody 'Haydn' in corner.
Jul 18, 2006
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Geoffery Rushes towards treasure.
Jul 6, 2004
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark-aeologist buggers Nazis.
Apr 26, 2005
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(2)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Snape nicks peasant's money.
Jun 25, 2005
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(2)
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Owen enjoys haggis. Not!
Aug 21, 2004
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Shanghai Noon (2000)
Wilson uses cocktail sticks.
Aug 21, 2004
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Soran reaches final frontier.
Jul 13, 2004
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie's back.
Jul 10, 2004
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
A Straussful ord-Hal.
Sep 5, 2005
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(1)
Alien (1979)
John's stomach must Hurt .
Oct 23, 2004
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley attacks with convict-ion.
Sep 5, 2005
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers goes double Dutch.
Aug 18, 2004
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Iraq war heatedly debated.
Jan 17, 2005
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Godfather, The (1972)
Don't condone Don's donations.
Aug 19, 2005
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Offer Fredo can't refuse.
May 6, 2005
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum rings Frodo's neck.
Apr 24, 2005
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Black Pearl Kraken up.
Aug 8, 2006
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Return Of The King, The (1980)
Orcs, animated antics abysmal.
Sep 2, 2005
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S.W.A.T. (2003)
Farrell Gambles on friendship.
Dec 20, 2004
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Signs (2002)
Menacing crop circles Gibson.
Sep 2, 2005
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Troy (2004)
Orlando stays in Paris.
Jul 11, 2006
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Abyss, The (1989)
SEALs out of depth.
Aug 29, 2005
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Resurrected Ripley gets Ryder.
Sep 19, 2005
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Aliens (1986)
Bitch alien sucks.
Aug 11, 2005
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
Patient gets legless.
Jun 2, 2005
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers' twat cat claw-ful.
Sep 18, 2005
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Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Spoon crumbles The Rock.
May 29, 2005
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Fahrenhype 9/11 (2004)
Less of Moore - Morris.
Sep 2, 2005
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Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Dire daughter destroys Don.
Aug 18, 2005
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Grease (1978)
Slutty Sandy steals show.
Oct 5, 2005
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Green Street (2005)
Footballing Frodo gets Hammered.
Sep 21, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Pesky elf helps kids.
Sep 22, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Harry is Cho-sen one.
Jul 18, 2006
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry Potters towards Stone.
Aug 29, 2005
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Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo enters the ring.
Sep 2, 2005
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Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Odd ring to animation.
Sep 2, 2005
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Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
England made Royle arse.
Jul 25, 2005
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Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
Tomlinson plays managing arse.
Oct 4, 2005
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Tom Hanks - Oscar Bravo.
Sep 2, 2005
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Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Doggy Hutches cunning plan.
Aug 19, 2005
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Stuart Little (1999)
Fox goes mousey.
Aug 21, 2005
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
TX-ass robot massacre.
Sep 2, 2005
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Yankee Zulu (1993)
Stoep out of line.
Sep 14, 2005
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