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Reviews by '#1 Stunna'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
189
reviews published to date.
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Under the C...GI.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(49)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
L.S.Disney.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
American Pie (1999)
Plot: Find a hole.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Memento (2000)
Human Post-It note.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Ring, The (2002)
Renting this, ironically scary.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel hears Victoria's Secrets.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Live long... Free Willy.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
When imaginary friends attack.
Nov 23, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Grown up telletubbies score.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks brillant as moron.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Sports movie... no balls?
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey plays with himself.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Never say... Connery's old!
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Pinocchio (1940)
Termites could improve plot.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Signs (2002)
'Independence Day' without budget.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Clueless (1995)
Two hour blonde joke.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Cocktail (1988)
Cruise drunk on ego.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Entrapment (1999)
Plot: Zeta-Jones in spandex.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Old Bond forms bond.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Afflicted Affleck broken Hartnetted.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Saving Woody Harrelson's Privates.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Tongue 'n' Ass cheek.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Trippy LSD art class.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Long Wal Mart commercial.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
8 Mile (2002)
Clueless chick screws Eminem.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
8 Mile (2002)
Hear song... know plot.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Changing Lanes (2002)
Daredevil vs Shaft?
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Breasts, water... life's necessities.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Karate Kid, Part II, The (1986)
Angry kid, wax off.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Disney fish schticks.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Saturated violence, absorbing dialogue.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Volcano (1997)
Writer missed Geology class.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Imagination takes on mortality.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Nicholson's eyebrows Hunt's... nipples.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Baby Boy (2001)
Baby Mamma drama.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Once apon a... makeover.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Script shot to shite.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Plot: squeezed out tampon.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Live long and laughter.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Live action shrinky dinks.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Majestic, The (2001)
Ironically, Carrey's forgotten film.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mulan (1998)
Gender bender for kids.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Classic Literature for rednecks.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Hook, line and stinker.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Picture Perfect (1997)
Greasy Bacon fillets Aniston.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
The Good Girl (2002)
Aniston actually an actress.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Beautiful scenery, horrible reality.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Patience is unrewarding virtue.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
The real Pearl Harbor.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Twister (1996)
Cool effects, realism blows.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Ben Stiller's blonde joke.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Aladdin (1992)
Disney at the improv.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Batman Forever (1995)
Franchise gets Carrey-ed away.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Robin Hood in kilt.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Theology at the Improv!
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Insect Vietnam... perfect Disney!
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bulworth (1998)
Senator skips double speak.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Drumline (2002)
Drummers in the hood.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Kiddie llama drama.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Bullet holes in pantyhose.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
High Fidelity (2000)
Whining with a wanker.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Giant booger botches Christmas.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Kids (1995)
Sex, violence, youth... reality.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Munchkins follow yellow ring.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters with closet cases.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Old School (2003)
Mid-life crisis 101.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Patch Adams (1998)
Laughter is best medicine.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Titanic with war violence!!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Poetic Justice (1993)
Justice? Poetic inner-city garbage.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
American culture shits animation.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Speed (1994)
Super bus survives everything!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Nuclear box office bomb.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Franks and beans flick.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie takes on Taliban.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Analyse That (2002)
Deniro crying still funny!
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Metaphorical message tackled... fumbled.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
'Forrest Gump' in space.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
AristoCats, The (1970)
'101 Dalmations'... with cats.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
More bullets than dialogue.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Jolie's lips paralyze audience.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Linguistics for mentally declined.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Carrie (1976)
Sci-fi Columbine.
Nov 23, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cinderella (1950)
Cinderella gets the fella.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Breasted incognito chick flick.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Demolition Man (1993)
Virtual sex, Bullock spandexed.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Devil's Own, The (1997)
Pitt's accent needs accenting.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Super Mario as Stalin?
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Hypnotic insomnia cure.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Slow-motion identity crises.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Movie dripping with testosterone.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Sci-Fi finger painting.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
War with Williams wit.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Mr. Bojangles steals show.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Lambs silenced and disappointed.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Happy, Texas (1999)
A hillbilly cabaret, Yee-Haw!
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hercules (1997)
Disney does happy Hadies.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
MTV generation video yearbook.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Fear the trembling water!!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
2 hour rabbi joke.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
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