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Reviews by '#1 Stunna'
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Zoolander (2001)
Ben Stiller's blonde joke.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare live-action coloring book.
Nov 23, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Lloyd most animated character.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Long Wal Mart commercial.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel hears Victoria's Secrets.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(12)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Imagination takes on mortality.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Trippy LSD art class.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
War film with panties.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Volcano (1997)
Writer missed Geology class.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Between reality and surreality.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Shymalan patronizes American culture.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Cool effects, realism blows.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie takes on Taliban.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Disney imagination on hallucinagenics.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Training Day (2001)
Denzel black stereotype... again.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
The real Pearl Harbor.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Patience is unrewarding virtue.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Vengence goes to court.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Three Kings (1999)
Conscience = shooting more people.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Beautiful scenery, horrible reality.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Saving Woody Harrelson's Privates.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Franks and beans flick.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002)
Violent big heads.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
The New Guy (2002)
Skinny kid, thin plot.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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The Good Girl (2002)
Aniston actually an actress.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Soldiers mortally die morally.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Infomercial for panty-flingers.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Nuclear box office bomb.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Stigmata (1999)
MTV meets religous channel.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Live long... Free Willy.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Spy Game (2001)
True Lies with... fibs.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Speed (1994)
Super bus survives everything!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
American culture shits animation.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Small Soldiers (1998)
When toy boxes attack!
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Simple Plan, A (1998)
Paxton cashes retarded brother.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Signs (2002)
'Independence Day' without budget.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Shrek (2001)
Low-brow fairy tale.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
'Rush Hour' with tumbleweeds.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Film's sin: excessive gore.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Scream (1996)
Horror's blade stabs itself.
Nov 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
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School Ties (1992)
Oprah topic on film.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Santa Clause 2, The (2002)
Toolman becomes Yuletide man.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Spoon-fed Nottingham tale.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Road To Perdition (2002)
Stunning visual moral journey.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Ring, The (2002)
Renting this, ironically scary.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Saturated violence, absorbing dialogue.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Ransom (1996)
Gibson double dares kidnappers.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Raging Bull (1980)
Boxing with personal relevance.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ringwald whiney girl again!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Poetic Justice (1993)
Justice? Poetic inner-city garbage.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Pleasantville (1998)
Pleasantly symbolic coloring book.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Pinocchio (1940)
Termites could improve plot.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Picture Perfect (1997)
Greasy Bacon fillets Aniston.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Hook, line and stinker.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
CGI effects... simulated beards.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
Afflicted Affleck broken Hartnetted.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Titanic with war violence!!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Overlooked important social film.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Patch Adams (1998)
Laughter is best medicine.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Anatomy of gross comedy.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Orange County (2002)
MTV dabbles with intellect?
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Williams as Lecter's cousin.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Old School (2003)
Mid-life crisis 101.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Classic Literature for rednecks.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Never say... Connery's old!
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Blood-flavored eye candy.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Suburbians take on world.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mummy, The (1999)
Cheese covered corny flick.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Mulan (1998)
Gender bender for kids.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Flighty and paper thin.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters with closet cases.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Mission: bubble gum action.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Mission: Impossible (1996)
Cruise dumbs smart plot.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Cinderella with glass plot.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Men Of Honor (2000)
Plot soggy but absorbant.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Memento (2000)
Human Post-It note.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey plays with himself.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Mask, The (1994)
Computer animated super snot!
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Me, Myself and Kaufman.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Man Apart, A (2003)
When bald men attack!!
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Smith high fives culture.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Majestic, The (2001)
Carrey forgets career.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Majestic, The (2001)
Carrey begs for oscar.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Majestic, The (2001)
Ironically, Carrey's forgotten film.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Munchkins follow yellow ring.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Disney fish schticks.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
New Disney Generation emerges.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Liar Liar (1997)
Great comedy in overacting.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Legally Blonde (2001)
Another long blonde joke.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Sports movie... no balls?
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(8)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Athletic women pre-thong era.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Knockaround Guys (2001)
Dysfunctional crime family tree.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Medieval times goes POP!
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Story time with Arnie.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kids (1995)
Sex, violence, youth... reality.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
2 hour rabbi joke.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
The bible with footnotes.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Karate Kid, Part II, The (1986)
Angry kid, wax off.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Fear the trembling water!!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Real world + Animal Planet.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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