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Reviews by '#1 Stunna'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
189
reviews published to date.
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Aladdin (1992)
Disney at the improv.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Analyse That (2002)
Deniro crying still funny!
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Plot: football on steriods.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
Football reflects life metaphorically.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
Metaphorical message tackled... fumbled.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
'Forrest Gump' in space.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Nicholson's eyebrows Hunt's... nipples.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Theology at the Improv!
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Insect Vietnam... perfect Disney!
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Breasted incognito chick flick.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Catholisism for dummies.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Ed TV (1999)
Boob tube squeezes itself.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Trip down methetamine lane.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Sci-Fi finger painting.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Under the C...GI.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(49)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Live long and laughter.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Game, The (1997)
A visually psychological maze.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Giant booger botches Christmas.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Independence Day (1996)
Unhuman egos attack aliens.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Fear the trembling water!!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Story time with Arnie.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Great comedy in overacting.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
New Disney Generation emerges.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Disney fish schticks.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey plays with himself.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Mulan (1998)
Gender bender for kids.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Blood-flavored eye candy.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Classic Literature for rednecks.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Old School (2003)
Mid-life crisis 101.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Anatomy of gross comedy.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Patch Adams (1998)
Laughter is best medicine.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Afflicted Affleck broken Hartnetted.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Titanic with war violence!!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pleasantville (1998)
Pleasantly symbolic coloring book.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Raging Bull (1980)
Boxing with personal relevance.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Saturated violence, absorbing dialogue.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Stunning visual moral journey.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Shanghai Noon (2000)
'Rush Hour' with tumbleweeds.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
'Independence Day' without budget.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Simple Plan, A (1998)
Paxton cashes retarded brother.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Spy Game (2001)
True Lies with... fibs.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Stigmata (1999)
MTV meets religous channel.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Soldiers mortally die morally.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Vengence goes to court.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
The real Pearl Harbor.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Disney imagination on hallucinagenics.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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We Were Soldiers (2002)
War film with panties.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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What Dreams May Come (1998)
Imagination takes on mortality.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Trippy LSD art class.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel hears Victoria's Secrets.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Long Wal Mart commercial.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
28 Days (2000)
Buscemi, Bullock, alcohol... perfect.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Carrey schtick spanking again.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Hollywood laughs at itself.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Schizophrenic war film.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Franchise gets Carrey-ed away.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bulworth (1998)
Senator skips double speak.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cider House Rules, The (1999)
1800's trailer trash glorification.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Clueless (1995)
Two hour blonde joke.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Drumline (2002)
Drummers in the hood.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Happy, Texas (1999)
A hillbilly cabaret, Yee-Haw!
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Tongue 'n' Ass cheek.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Kids (1995)
Sex, violence, youth... reality.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Medieval times goes POP!
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Knockaround Guys (2001)
Dysfunctional crime family tree.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
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League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Sports movie... no balls?
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(8)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Athletic women pre-thong era.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Legally Blonde (2001)
Another long blonde joke.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Me, Myself and Kaufman.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Plot soggy but absorbant.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Santa Clause 2, The (2002)
Toolman becomes Yuletide man.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Film's sin: excessive gore.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
The Good Girl (2002)
Aniston actually an actress.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Twister (1996)
Cool effects, realism blows.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
8 Mile (2002)
Clueless chick screws Eminem.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
8 Mile (2002)
Hear song... know plot.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Slapstick comedy reborn... regurgigitated.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
L.S.Disney.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
American Pie (1999)
Plot: Find a hole.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
AristoCats, The (1970)
'101 Dalmations'... with cats.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Springer-ish plot shrivels dry.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Baby Boy (2001)
Baby Mamma drama.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
More plastic than pleasant.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Once apon a... makeover.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Plot: Slow-motion running.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
More bullets than dialogue.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Script shot to shite.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Jolie's lips paralyze audience.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Pushes pantylines to limit.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Robin Hood in kilt.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Carrie (1976)
Sci-fi Columbine.
Nov 23, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cell, The (2000)
Visual nightmare on LSD.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Changing Lanes (2002)
Daredevil vs Shaft?
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Cinderella (1950)
Bibbidi-bobbidi-big-bucks.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cinderella (1950)
Cinderella gets the fella.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Cage mumbles... real... slow.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Cruel Intentions (1999)
Teen sex portrayed favorably?
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Demolition Man (1993)
Virtual sex, Bullock spandexed.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Devil's Own, The (1997)
Pitt's accent needs accenting.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Shoeless Joe boots Gustapas.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 3/5
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