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Reviews by 'Markdkny'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 152 reviews published to date.

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Shrek (2001)

Head ogre heels love.

Nov 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

'Independance Day' with ice.

Nov 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Disclosure (1994)

Demi demands Moore!

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Towe(Ring) Inferno?

Nov 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Lost In Space (1998)

Joey lost without friends.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

American Beauty (1999)

Annette Be(n)ing royally fucked.

Nov 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Hobbit eventually comes Holm.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Clooney takes the house.

Nov 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Bruce yourself... he's dead!!!!

Oct 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Speed (1994)

Keanu Reeves through traffic.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Analyse That (2002)

Crystal clear? Examine further.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)

Daisy raises her Dukes.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Fast And The Furious, The (2001)

Vin wins, Paul stalls.

Nov 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Cusack not firing Blanks.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Titanic (1997)

Love boat chick flick.

Nov 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Baise-Moi (2000)

French porno with guns.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Dead Calm (1989)

Billy is Zaniac.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Die Another Day (2002)

Bond Pierce(s) icy stronghold.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Donnie Darko (2001)

Ehhhhhh, what's up Don?

Nov 8, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Hunted, The (2003)

Tommy tracks Toro-ble Rambo.

Dec 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Blade brandishing Bride's back.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Keanu Weaving through crowds.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Pushing Tin (1999)

Air controllers control affair.

Dec 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

School Of Rock, The (2003)

Black hiJacks Cusack's kids.

Nov 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Framed banker's shit journey.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Guest Guitarist goes solo.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Woody rides again.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Flips you for real.

Oct 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Air America (1990)

Pilots Loose in Laos.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Apollo 13 (1995)

Houston saves Astronaughts' Bacon.

Nov 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

As Good As It Gets (1997)

Angry Jack OKs gay.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Blade (1998)

Daywalker cuts head (D)o(r)ff.

Nov 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Damon's damaged brain resurrected.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Bank account with rifle?

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Modern Darcy gets bunny.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)

Sam's sham uncovers man.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)

Cock platter for one?

Mar 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Cop Land (1997)

Rambo eats L(i)otta doughnuts.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)

Guy Pearce(s) nemesis's heart.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Days Of Thunder (1990)

Cruise cruises, crashes, wins.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Dogma (1999)

Religious loophole exposed.

Nov 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Enemy At The Gates (2001)

Ed in Jude's sights.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Gangs Of New York (2002)

Bill Butchers family pair.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Ghost Ship (2002)

Salvagers Byrne in Hell.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

JFK (1991)

Prez killed Stone dead.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Josie And The Pussycats (2001)

Teen flick rock chicks??

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Killing Zoe (1993)

Stoltz banks on escort.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)

Victorian victors vanquish villian.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Minority Report (2002)

Mind reading crime stoppers.

Dec 1, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Narc (2002)

Whole L(i)otta drugs man.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Cockney Cheadle classy caper.

Nov 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Sparrow in Depp Water.

Dec 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

The Pryce of Greed.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Quiz Show (1994)

Ralph Fiennes right answers.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Ronin (1998)

Bean pays the Pryce.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Secretary (2002)

Spader spanks Tippex user.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Ichabod's in Depp shit.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Small Soldiers (1998)

Action man's fucked-up cousins.

Nov 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Glove-smelling aging rockers.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

28 Days Later (2002)

Undead unleashed in London.

Nov 7, 2004
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About A Boy (2002)

Hugh Grants Boy Time.

Dec 16, 2004
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Along Came Polly (2004)

Polly Instill(er)s fond feelings.

Dec 16, 2004
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Arlington Road (1999)

Jeff Bridges Terror Gap.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Myers Caines film-going public.

Oct 31, 2004
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Toothy spy loses bite.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Polar Predatory punch-up.

Oct 27, 2004
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Backdraft (1991)

Bull nearly Axe'd.

Dec 19, 2004
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)

Noble winner's maths madness.

Nov 25, 2004
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)

Pilot lost and al(Owen).

Dec 17, 2004
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Black Rain (1989)

Douglas in Yakuza deal.

Dec 19, 2004
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Bone Collector, The (1999)

Modern day Ironside triumphs.

Mar 16, 2005
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Bruce Almighty (2003)

A holy Carr(e)y on.

Nov 25, 2004
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Carlito's Way (1993)

Permed Penn's sailboat disaster.

Nov 8, 2004
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Casino (1995)

Eye popping gangster flick.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

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Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Leonardo Walken(s) to plane.

Oct 31, 2004
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Changing Lanes (2002)

Moral message for drivers.

Dec 17, 2004
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City Slickers (1991)

Crystal clear boys holiday.

Nov 16, 2004
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Con Air (1997)

Cons caged mid-flight.

Dec 1, 2004
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Confidence (2003)

Dancing Twins, Hoffman's Sin.

Mar 16, 2005
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Desperado (1995)

Musical massacre in Mexico.

Mar 16, 2005
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Enemy Of The State (1998)

Fresh Prince gets bugged.

Dec 17, 2004
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Fifth Element, The (1997)

Cabbie Willis finds stones.

Dec 18, 2004
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Fight Club (1999)

Norton/ Pitt self-abuser.

Dec 10, 2004
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Fight Club (1999)

Bonham-Carter smoking sex toy.

Dec 10, 2004
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Football Factory, The (2004)

Shocking Saturday Soccer Scrap.

Dec 16, 2004
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Football Factory, The (2004)

Full On Footy Fight.

Dec 16, 2004
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Forrest Gump (1994)

Chocolate box analogy.

Dec 18, 2004
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Full Monty, The (1997)

Sheffield's finest exposed.

Mar 16, 2005
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Game, The (1997)

Game on for Douglas.

Dec 4, 2004
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Gladiator (2000)

Maximus beating for Joaquin.

Dec 17, 2004
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Lemmon fails, Pacino sells.

Dec 18, 2004
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)

Eleanor is his nemesis.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gothika (2003)

Berry in Personal Halle.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gothika (2003)

Down(ey) wid da psychos.

Mar 16, 2005
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

High-school hitman attends reunion.

Oct 31, 2004
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Hannibal (2001)

Hungry Hopkins' brain feast.

Dec 17, 2004
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Stone cold Harry Potter.

Oct 31, 2004
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)

Freeman Dents Perfect Prefect.

Mar 12, 2005
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Hole, The (2001)

Holed up with psycho.

Dec 17, 2004
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Green git grabs goodies.

Dec 17, 2004
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