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Reviews by 'punz'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
214
reviews published to date.
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair Witch Projectile vomits.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(121)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Christopher Walken passes time.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(52)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Tool Hand Luke.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(42)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Tinocchio.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(35)
Finding Nemo (2003)
The Bait Escape.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Kubrick studies marine life.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(27)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Bonfire Of The Libraries.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(26)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye the jailor man.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(26)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Doctor. Strange love.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Orphan. Wells.
Mar 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Alien (1979)
Green eggs & harm.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Minority Report (2002)
Criminals caught by balls.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(22)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Beer & Loathing.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(22)
Unforgiven (1992)
Frail Rider.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Twin Freaks.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Machinist, The (2004)
Diet Hard.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Mild At Heart.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Killing made on real-estate.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Aliens (1986)
Queen takes Bishop.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Solaris (2002)
Seance-fiction.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Vertigo (1958)
Dame dyes, dies.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Straight Story, The (1999)
A 'John Deere' letter.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick-an Beauty.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Shining, The (1980)
Axe mightier than pen.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Murray gets Scarlett fever.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Eraserhead (1977)
From Hair To Paternity.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Full Metal Jack Black.
Aug 21, 2008
Unscored
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(14)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Chopper, Hopper, acid dropper.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Jaws (1975)
Jurassic Shark.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Fargo (1996)
Natal cop. Fatal chop.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Lolita (1962)
Cherry. Mason.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
A Fistful Of Bananas.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Depp, depths, debts.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Blackhawk Downey.
Aug 24, 2008
Unscored
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(10)
Jarhead (2005)
Kuwaiting.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Mississippi Burning (1988)
FBI vs KKK.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Apartment, The (1960)
The O.D. Couple.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Arrival (2016)
Close Inkounters.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
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(10)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Hunter trapped by game.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Neighbours from Hell. Literally.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Fool Metal Jacket.
Aug 25, 2008
Unscored
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(9)
Up In The Air (2009)
All fired. Up.
Feb 2, 2010
Unscored
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(9)
Iron Lady, The (2011)
The Never-Bending Tory.
Jan 25, 2012
Unscored
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(9)
Psycho (1998)
Cut-for-cut remake.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Inland Empire (2006)
Pretty Dern confusing.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Cabaret (1972)
Nazi with a Z.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Raging Bull (1980)
Punchy. Paunchy.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Reader, The (2008)
Ill literate meets illiterate.
Feb 26, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Hard-boiled prison picture.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Control (2007)
Joyless Division.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
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(7)
Don't Look Now (1973)
The Midget Of Venice.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
War is shell.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
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(7)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Hats off to Coens.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
A Cormac-book adaptation.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Arrival (2016)
Close Encounters: Word Kind.
Dec 23, 2016
Unscored
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(7)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde has more fun.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Sweet Smell Of Success (1957)
The Hunsecker Proxy.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Cape Fear (1991)
Cady-shock.
Aug 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Dark Star (1974)
The original Smart Bomb.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Lost Highway (1997)
Doppelganger-banger.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
I'm Not There (2007)
5 Zimmermen, 1 Zimmerwoman.
Mar 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Career in agriculture abandoned.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Electric Ladyland.
Apr 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Steve Booze-scemi.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Twin Peaks (1990)
Palmer Pilot.
Jul 31, 2008
Unscored
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(6)
Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Mute loves newt.
Feb 10, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Dinklage emotionally/ vertically challenged.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer kills, sings.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Downey very downy.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
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(6)
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
I, Ho-bot.
Mar 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Frank sexuality.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Unkind rewind.
Feb 10, 2010
Unscored
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(5)
Harvey (1950)
Hare-of-the-dog.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Klute (1971)
Hooker loves private dick.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
2009: Elementary's cool.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Matewan (1987)
A miner classic.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Munich (2005)
Olympics. Golda meddles.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford's foes = faux folks.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Country. Muse. Sick.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
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(5)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Killer turns griller.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins chews liver, scenery.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Two Jakes, The (1990)
Jack directs own dick.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Serious Man, A (2009)
Gopnik's Accidental Tsuris.
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(5)
WALL-E (2008)
Crusher develops crush.
Nov 10, 2008
Unscored
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(5)
Cars (2006)
Chrome on the range.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Days Of Wine And Roses (1962)
Lemmon gives spirited performance.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Blimp goes limp.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Walk The Line (2005)
Witherspoon croons June's tunes.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Birds, The (1963)
Peckers can't be beaten.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Missing, The (2003)
'The Searchers' in drag.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
Artoon.
Aug 26, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Full Metal Black-it.
Aug 24, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Up (2009)
Ballooney Toons.
Oct 2, 2009
Unscored
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(4)
Chinatown (1974)
Dick suffers knife injury.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Conversation, The (1974)
Hackman misreads line.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Manhattan (1979)
N/Y in B/W.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Robert/Jack, Black.
Aug 21, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Down By Law (1986)
Tom Waits, Barkin mad.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Psycho (1998)
Norman 'bates.
Aug 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Stuck On You (2003)
Siamese-y target for jokes.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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