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Reviews by 'punz'
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer kills, sings.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Apartment, The (1960)
The O.D. Couple.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Clooney wears moustache, directs.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Conversation, The (1974)
Hackman misreads line.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Down By Law (1986)
Tom Waits, Barkin mad.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Pachydermatology.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Eraserhead (1977)
From Hair To Paternity.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair Witch Projectile vomits.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(121)
Freaks (1932)
Trapeze artist turns chicken.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Bear shoot backfires.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Jurassic Shark.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Matewan (1987)
A miner classic.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Quiet American, The (2002)
Cuckolded cuckolder contrives comeuppance.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Road, The (2009)
Cannibal Holocaust.
Jan 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Ben Kingsley swears, dies.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Standard Operating Procedure (2008)
Guards shoot prisoners.
Aug 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Straight Story, The (1999)
A 'John Deere' letter.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Oil-well doesn't end well.
Feb 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Orphan. Wells.
Mar 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Three Kings (1999)
Map stinks, film doesn't.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Laura Palmer resurrected.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Unforgiven (1992)
Frail Rider.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Dafoe loses his head.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Green eggs & harm.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Chopper, Hopper, acid dropper.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford's foes = faux folks.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Blood Simple (1984)
Innkeeper instigates ill-fated investigation.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Days Of Wine And Roses (1962)
Lemmon gives spirited performance.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick-an Beauty.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
De Niro. Pacino. Mafioso!
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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History Of Violence, A (2005)
Killer turns griller.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Scapegoated soldiers summarily shot.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Solaris (2002)
Seance-fiction.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Chinatown (1974)
Dick suffers knife injury.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Hard-boiled prison picture.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Dark Star (1974)
The original Smart Bomb.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Don't Look Now (1973)
The Midget Of Venice.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Fargo (1996)
Natal cop. Fatal chop.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Finding Nemo (2003)
The Bait Escape.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Monochrome Murrow/ McCarthy movie.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harvey (1950)
Hare-of-the-dog.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Klute (1971)
Hooker loves private dick.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Lost Highway (1997)
Doppelganger-banger.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Sapphic starlet switch-scenario.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Murderous minister menaces moppets.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raging Bull (1980)
Punchy. Paunchy.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Neighbours from Hell. Literally.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Shining, The (1980)
Axe mightier than pen.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Corpulent copper's corrupt capers.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Water wastes wicked witch.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Adaptation. (2002)
Dramatist's dilettante doppelganger dies.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Queen takes Bishop.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Frank sexuality.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Twin Freaks.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Gattaca (1997)
Genes swapped. Planets hopped.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Method Marlon's mumbling mafioso.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Murray gets Scarlett fever.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Manhattan (1979)
N/Y in B/W.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Hats off to Coens.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
A Cormac-book adaptation.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Parolee procures pretend progeny.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Seconds (1966)
Being Rock Hudson.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Dinklage emotionally/ vertically challenged.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Mild At Heart.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Visitor, The (2007)
Arrythmical academic assists aliens.
Aug 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Cape Fear (1991)
Cady-shock.
Aug 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Moby Dickensian.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Moon (2009)
Sams-unite.
Jan 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Ratty Dread.
Apr 8, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Converted cons confront creature.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Peckers can't be beaten.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
Amorous amphibian ambushes Adams.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Girl Can't Help It, The (1956)
50s hits & mammaries.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Inland Empire (2006)
Pretty Dern confusing.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Jarhead (2005)
Kuwaiting.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride begins blood bath.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Barber Where Art Thou?
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Mississippi Burning (1988)
FBI vs KKK.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Career in agriculture abandoned.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Walk The Line (2005)
Witherspoon croons June's tunes.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Jude Out-Law.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye the jailor man.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(26)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Kubrick studies marine life.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(27)
Lolita (1962)
Cherry. Mason.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Mad Dog Morgan (1976)
Dennis a menace.
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Tool Hand Luke.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(42)
Sweet Smell Of Success (1957)
The Hunsecker Proxy.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Vertigo (1958)
Dame dyes, dies.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Antz (1998)
Allen typecast as insect.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Atonement (2007)
Kissable cunt causes calamity.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Carrie (1976)
Sissy taunted.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dogville (2003)
Nic tricks hicks.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Criminals caught by balls.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(22)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Christopher Walken passes time.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(52)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde has more fun.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins chews liver, scenery.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Stuck On You (2003)
Siamese-y target for jokes.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
They Live (1988)
Eyewear = aware.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cabaret (1972)
Nazi with a Z.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Cars (2006)
Chrome on the range.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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