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Reviews by 'punz'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
214
reviews published to date.
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Hurt Locker, The (2008)
Pearce bombed, film didn't.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Barber Where Art Thou?
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Road, The (2009)
Cannibal Holocaust.
Jan 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Standard Operating Procedure (2008)
Guards shoot prisoners.
Aug 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Laura Palmer resurrected.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Dogs. Vil.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Rover, The (2014)
Pet Cemetary.
Jun 23, 2015
Unscored
Vote
Shallows, The (2016)
Blake vs flake.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Miller Lite & Dark.
Aug 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
Visitor, The (2007)
Arrythmical academic assists aliens.
Aug 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wake In Fright (1971)
Fear beer.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
Vote
Animal Farm (1954)
Commie rats, pigs, horses.
Sep 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
High-Rise (2015)
A tall story.
Dec 6, 2016
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Daddy's lethal girl.
Aug 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
Rover, The (2014)
Cur interred.
Jun 23, 2015
Unscored
Vote
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Bobbie the Robot.
Mar 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Morose Muppet Movie.
Dec 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Electric Horseman, The (1979)
Bob goes electric.
Aug 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Frank (2014)
Head trip.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
De Niro. Pacino. Mafioso!
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
High-Rise (2015)
Anti-social climbers.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
Vote
Au Hasard Balthazar (1966)
Ass abused.
Mar 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Freaks (1932)
Trapeze artist turns chicken.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
From Here To Eternity (1953)
Burt berates boxing bugler.
Feb 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scanners (1981)
Heads A-Poppin'
Aug 25, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Emo Elmos.
Dec 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Converted cons confront creature.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Balibo (2009)
Hack journalists.
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Bridge, The (2006)
Pearly Gate Bridge.
Sep 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dune (1984)
Lynch devoured by worms.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Golden Compass, The (2007)
Brat. Daemon.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mad Dog Morgan (1976)
Dennis a menace.
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Orphanage, The (2007)
Stair way to Heaven.
Aug 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Outland (1981)
Alien't.
Feb 16, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Scapegoated soldiers summarily shot.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
Jive Tarkin
Dec 26, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Seconds (1966)
Being Rock Hudson.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Ben Kingsley swears, dies.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
High flammability.
Aug 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Dafoe loses his head.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Frenchy fudges faltering franchise.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Trotskyites with trotters.
Sep 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Anomalisa (2015)
Puppety love.
Aug 25, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Computer-generated sharks/ script.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Edge Of Tomorrow (2014)
Looper Trooper.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Girl Can't Help It, The (1956)
50s hits & mammaries.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Murderous minister menaces moppets.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Ratty Dread.
Apr 8, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Kate. Planchette.
Jan 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
Death Star + dead star.
Dec 26, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Three Kings (1999)
Map stinks, film doesn't.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Iron Gosling.
Jun 24, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blob, The (1958)
For Whom The Gell Tolls.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gattaca (1997)
Genes swapped. Planets hopped.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
The Blown Bunny.
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Children Of Men (2006)
The Mummy Returns.
Apr 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
King Kong (1976)
Grodin: human banana peel.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Oil-well doesn't end well.
Feb 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Vincent, Van, Blow.
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Lars tortures actress. Again.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Her (2013)
Romancing The Phone.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Informant!, The (2009)
Rat Damon.
Dec 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
It Follows (2014)
The Walking Dread.
May 13, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride begins blood bath.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Moon (2009)
Sams-unite.
Jan 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Paranoid Park (2007)
Skatebored.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Tiny teddies topple tanks.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Under The Skin (2013)
Space Truckin'.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Adaptation. (2002)
Dramatist's dilettante doppelganger dies.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Antz (1998)
Allen typecast as insect.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Atonement (2007)
Kissable cunt causes calamity.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
Innkeeper instigates ill-fated investigation.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Carrie (1976)
Sissy taunted.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Control (2007)
Curtis curtails crooning career.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dogville (2003)
Nic tricks hicks.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Snapper turns snipper.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Monochrome Murrow/ McCarthy movie.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
WALL-E (2008)
All a 'bot Eve.
Oct 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Jude Out-Law.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
From hair to eternity.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Property/ moral values plummet.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Sapphic starlet switch-scenario.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Orphanage, The (2007)
Basement Instinct.
Aug 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Thunderbirds (2004)
Virgil reality.
Jan 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Under The Skin (2013)
Star Glazer.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Under The Skin (2013)
Star-Jo.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wake In Fright (1971)
Booze, screws & kangaroos.
Aug 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cat People (1982)
John Heard pussy-whipped.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Clooney wears moustache, directs.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Satanic sequel sucks severely.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Dick's lies & videotape.
Feb 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Bear shoot backfires.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Into The Wild (2007)
Supertramp goes on tour.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Water wastes wicked witch.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Control (2007)
Monochromatic Mancunian music movie.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
Amorous amphibian ambushes Adams.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Godfather, The (1972)
Method Marlon's mumbling mafioso.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
King Kong (2005)
Gollum goes ape.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
A Farewell To Rams.
Mar 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pollock (2000)
Action (painting) Jackson.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
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