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Reviews by 'knoops'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 716 reviews published to date.

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�Three Amigos! (1986)

Clowns meet real bandits.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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10 (1979)

Dudley baffled by titties.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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13th Warrior, The (1999)

Arab kills vikings' menace.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)

'Das Boot' without Germans.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)

Sub stays under.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Life influenced by monolith.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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2010 (1984)

'2001: the next generation'.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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2010 (1984)

Monoliths in space.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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2010 (1984)

Monoliths without Kubrick.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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6th Day, The (2000)

Arnie clone meets Arnie.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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6th Day, The (2000)

Cloning illegal, done anyway.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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6th Day, The (2000)

Arnie doubles braincells.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Aanslag, De (1986)

Germans burn house down.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Truman finds doggie.

Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Addams Family, The (1991)

Thing outacts actors.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)

Baron lies a lot.

Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)

Hip scientist fights invasion.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)

Stupid Murphy in space.

Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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African Queen, The (1951)

Boat stuck, Bogart wins.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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African Queen, The (1951)

Boat with Bogart sinks.

Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Air Force One (1997)

President wants plane back.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Aladdin (1992)

Blue genie from bottle.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Alien� (1992)

Weaver as bug food.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Aliens (1986)

Marines die, bug dies.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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All About Eve (1950)

Davis shines with Broadway.

Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)

Crying soldiers lose war.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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All The President's Men (1976)

Hoffman fucks Nixon.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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All The President's Men (1976)

Hoffman deepthroats Nixon.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Alligator (1980)

Big teeth in sewer.

Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)

Big gator again.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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American Ninja (1985)

Amnesia soldier is ninja.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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American Ninja (1985)

Gardener is secret ninja.

Apr 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

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American Tail: Fievel Goes West, An (1991)

Little mouse goes cowboy.

Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Corpse bugs lycanthrope.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Anaconda (1997)

Snake eats snake catcher.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Andromeda Strain, The (1971)

Virus from space baby.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Animal Farm (1954)

Animal revolution gone sour.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Animal Farm (1954)

Pigs become farm dictators.

Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Antonia's Line (1995)

Willeke remembers life.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Antz (1998)

Nerd ant saves day.

Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Apollo 13 (1995)

Meteor screws moon mission.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arachnophobia (1990)

Killer spiders attack village.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arlington Road (1999)

Mind fuck by neighbour.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arlington Road (1999)

Scary look at terrorism.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Armageddon (1998)

Meteor driller gets girl.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Armageddon (1998)

Sacrificing Bruce saves world.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)

Fogg wins bet.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)

Fogg finds his wife.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arrival, The (1996)

Cable guy finds aliens.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arrival, The (1996)

Sheen discovers secret invasion.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)

Aunt with gun rules.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arthur (1981)

Old millionaire wants girl.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arthur (1981)

Drunk wants some action.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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As Good As It Gets (1997)

Nicholson looks after dog.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Assassins (1995)

Sly leaves the bank.

Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)

Astronaut hubbie becomes alien.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)

Alien invades family life.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Disney sunk in sea.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Lost continent, lost quality.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Tomatoes threaten mankind.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Meyers enjoys gold jokes.

Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Spy with Swedish pump.

Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Mojo lost in past.

Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Awakenings (1990)

Williams's wonder drug fails.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Baby... Secret Of The Lost Legend (1985)

Scientists find baby dino.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bachelor Party (1984)

Donkey eats party drugs.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Back To The Future Part II (1989)

Biff bones Marty's mom.

Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Train breaks time barrier.

Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman (1989)

Millionaire dresses up funny.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman And Robin (1997)

Arnie out-acts crusader.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Battlestar Galactica (1978)

Fight against the cylons.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beastmaster, The (1982)

Conan talks with animals.

Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Scary guy turns soft.

Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beethoven (1992)

Big dog gets adopted.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

Dog knocks up neighboor.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beetlejuice (1988)

Ghostly inverse of 'Rumpfelstilchen'.

Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Loser ninja gets help.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Fat ninja solves crime.

Apr 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bicentennial Man (1999)

Williams screws Asimov.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Big (1988)

Kid runs factory.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Weird chick wants baby.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Reaper is funky dude.

Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Dudes get Princess babes.

Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Billy Elliot (2000)

Boxer boy dances.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bio-Dome (1996)

Dudes in bio dome.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Birds, The (1963)

Scary birds terrorise family.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blade (1998)

Daywalker kicks ass.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blade Runner (1982)

Ford wants robot.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blade Runner (1982)

Depressing city with androids.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blue Streak (1999)

Con man cons cops.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blue Thunder (1983)

Expensive peeping-Tom helicopter.

Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blue Thunder (1983)

Helicopter with mad pilot.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Brothers visit freaky nun.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Funky band car chase.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bodyguard, The (1992)

Costner hot for Whitney.

Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bone Collector, The (1999)

Handicapped detective as victim.

Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)

Wheelchair anti war activist.

Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Braveheart (1995)

Mel with big sword.

Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Braveheart (1995)

Kilted men attack English.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Detentions sucks for hours.

Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

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