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Reviews by 'knoops'
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with a total of
716
reviews published to date.
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Zelig (1983)
Woody shows split personality.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Shitty e-mail love story.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Yojimbo (1961)
Ronin soves town problem.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Yojimbo (1961)
Ronin manipulates opposing villagers.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Yentl (1983)
Streisand pretends being boy.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Yentl (1983)
Jewish girl studies torah.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Haluciogenic movie about sub.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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XXx (2002)
Hardcore Bond with sound.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Xanadu (1980)
Olivia does 'Saturday Night'.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Xanadu (1980)
Olivia sings in club.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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X-Men (2000)
Mutants fight Magneto.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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X Files, The (1998)
Arctic spaceship escapes.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
X Files, The (1998)
Scully doesn't see spaceship.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wuthering Heights (1939)
Love on spooky moor.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond vs. atomic attack.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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World According To Garp, The (1982)
Mork exposes feministic sect.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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World According To Garp, The (1982)
Williams writes bestseller.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Yellow bricks lead nowhere.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Courageless lion gets courage.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wiz, The (1978)
Swinging Oz misses point.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wiz, The (1978)
OZ meets Cosby Show.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Nicholson fucks three times.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Witches contain the devil.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Witches pop cherries.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Jack as horny devil.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Windtalkers (2002)
Indians talk funny.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Pauper visits chocolate factory.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Madman Gene runs factory.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Willow (1988)
Little people rescue baby.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wildcats (1986)
Blond saves football.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Will kills steam monster.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
West saves the west.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Rabbit has hot wife.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Wife hooked on patty-cake.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Idiotic bunny fights doom.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Who Am I? (1998)
Commando Chan loses memory.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Am I? (1998)
Chan fights in Rotterdam.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Wesley screws Woody.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg cums in restaurant.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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What Women Want (2000)
Mel mind-reads women.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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What Lies Beneath (2000)
Indy plays 'Fatal Attraction'.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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What Dreams May Come (1998)
Williams's heaven is paint.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Mork saves suicide wife.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Westworld (1973)
Robot cowboy shoots guests.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Westworld (1973)
Entertainment robot goes beserk.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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West Side Story (1961)
Julliet changed to Maria.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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West Side Story (1961)
Sharks fight the Jets.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Weird Science (1985)
Nerds build chick.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Nerds shower in jeans.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Nerds build nuclear missile.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Host is dead guy.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Garth wants Kim Basinger.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Garth needs a chick.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Basement boys need babes.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Way Of The Dragon (1972)
Bruce kills Chuck.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Mad max gets wet.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Bunnies do exodus.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Full contact divorce.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Divorce goes balistic.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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War Games (1983)
Computer plays nuclear war.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
War Games (1983)
Defense firewall needs upgrade.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Waiting For Godot (2001)
Absurdistic meaning of life.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Waiting For Godot (2001)
Beckett in technocolor.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
Shoe becomes national hero.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
Fake president, fake war.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Virus (1999)
Alien takes over ship.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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View To A Kill, A (1985)
Bond fucks Jones, eewwww!
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Very Bad Things (1998)
Bachelor's party goes wrong.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Vertigo (1958)
Dizzying hitchcock with blondes.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Universal Soldier (1992)
Dead soldier runs away.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Aikidoka on a train.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Seagal rescues niece.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Killer satelite finally killed.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Under Siege (1992)
Aikidoka recaptures warship.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Under Siege (1992)
Seagal saves pie girl.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Uncle Buck (1989)
Candy spoils kids.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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UHF (1989)
Yankovic is a vidiot.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Tornadoes out act actors.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Twins (1988)
Arnie discovers chicks.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Future Bruce eats spider.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Big dog and hanks.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Turk 182! (1985)
Firefighter's brother saves honour.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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True Lies (1994)
Arnie and Jamie dance.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie's secret life discovered.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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TRON (1982)
Cult inside computer.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tremors (1990)
Desert worms go beserk.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Treasure Planet (2002)
Island promoted to planet.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
Omega Prime saves world.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Fire with stars.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
High tower turns torch.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Total Recall (1990)
Nobody recalls a script.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Total Recall (1990)
Aliens forgot big machine.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Arnie screwed by himself.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Arnie buys holiday memory.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Top Gun (1986)
Pilot fucks Meg.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tootsie (1982)
Hoffman is ugly bitch.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bond vs TV show.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jones with hooters.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Treasure hunting tits.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Titicut Follies (1967)
Mental ward exposed.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Page Range
Zelig <---> Titicu
Titani <---> Psycho
Pretty <---> Lion K
Lilo & <---> Full M
Fugiti <---> Conan
Coming <---> Batman
Basic <---> 2001 -
2001 - <---> 'Burbs
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