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Reviews by 'knoops'
Current status of
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with a total of
716
reviews published to date.
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
'Das Boot' without Germans.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Sub stays under.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith fucks mankind.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Incomprhensible book, incomprehensible movie.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Life influenced by monolith.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's waltz in space.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
2010 (1984)
Jupiter turns nova.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2010 (1984)
'2001: the next generation'.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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2010 (1984)
Monoliths in space.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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2010 (1984)
Monoliths without Kubrick.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Aanslag, De (1986)
Germans burn house down.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Pie (1999)
Pie fucker gets laid.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Animal Farm (1954)
Power corrupts pigs.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Animal revolution gone sour.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs become farm dictators.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Rutger rocks replicant reality.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford wants robot.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Depressing city with androids.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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China Syndrome, The (1979)
Film inside nuclear plant.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Nuclear plant breaks down.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Discovery Of Heaven, The (2001)
Boy ends divine contract.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Discovery Of Heaven, The (2001)
Astronomer discovers Heaven's location.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Lee perfects battle cry.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eve Of Destruction (1991)
Atomic Fembot goes beserk.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eve Of Destruction (1991)
Soutendijk has her period.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Tit caught in bra.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Sperm about to launch.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Sheep shagger drinks woollite.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Nerd becomes wizard hero.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matilda (1996)
Magical girl frees school.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Hamlet's servants are summoned.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shanghai Noon (2000)
Chan turns indian.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Solaris (1972)
Russian sci-fi goes deep.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Worm eats Chekov's brain.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Bones becomes logical.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Cloaked whales from yesterday.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Spock's brother searches God.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Jailed kirk saves peace.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Vulcans landed, stupid mistake.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg try time fuck.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Data switches sides twice.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Enterprise saves warp ship.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Scientist manipulates superstring.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Data sings, Picard wins.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Farmers are very old.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
E.T. sends satelite back.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
ET phones home.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Vader really fucks emperor.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
'Burbs, The (1989)
'Arlington Road', but funny.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Clowns meet real bandits.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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10 (1979)
Bo shows titties.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
10 (1979)
Dudley baffled by titties.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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10 (1979)
Ravel's Bolero with titties.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare changed for audience.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Ugly bitch wants dogs.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Arab kills vikings' menace.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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13th Warrior, The (1999)
'Beowulf' with Arab.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Arab learns viking language.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Paradise screwed by discovery.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
Arnie clone meets Arnie.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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6th Day, The (2000)
Cloning illegal, done anyway.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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6th Day, The (2000)
Arnie doubles braincells.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
'Pinochio' lost in time.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Little boy seeks fairy.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robot nearly cries.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
'Close Encounters' under water.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Accidental Hero (1992)
Hoffman saves and steals.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Accidental Hero (1992)
Hero loses shoe.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Truman finds doggie.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday goes to camp.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Addams Family, The (1991)
Thing outacts actors.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Baron lies a lot.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Sucks in eight dimensions.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Hip scientist fights invasion.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Stupid Murphy in space.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Robin helps King Richard.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Boat stuck, Bogart wins.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Boat with Bogart sinks.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Air Force One (1997)
President wants plane back.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Auto pilot gets blown.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Blue genie from bottle.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Cat disappears smilingly.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Acid blood alien eats.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien Nation (1988)
Aliens are new blacks.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Cloning bugs Ripley.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Weaver as bug food.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Aliens (1986)
Marines die, bug dies.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alive (1993)
Plane with cannibals crashes.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
All About Eve (1950)
Davis shines with Broadway.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Dog goes to heaven.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Crying soldiers lose war.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Hoffman fucks Nixon.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Hoffman deepthroats Nixon.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alligator (1980)
Big teeth in sewer.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Big gator again.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Wanker makes music rock.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Amadeus (1984)
Famous composer dies.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Amadeus (1984)
Boring music made interesting.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Ninja (1985)
Amnesia soldier is ninja.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American Ninja (1985)
Gardener is secret ninja.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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