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Reviews by 'BaftaBaby'
Current status of
Movie deity (Gold)
with a total of
14892
reviews published to date.
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Something about Mary Magdalene.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(66)
Birds, The (1963)
Shut the flock up!
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(51)
Abbott And Costello In The Navy (1941)
Who's on First, mate?
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(50)
Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo leaves natural Hobbitat.
Jun 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(46)
Network (1976)
Anchor goes overboard.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(46)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
... besides moneylenders from temple?
May 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(45)
Many Tanks (1942)
Tanks. A lot.
Jul 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(43)
Mobsters And Mormons (2005)
Utah-king to me?!
Feb 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Transamerica (2005)
Huffman all woman.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(42)
Ben-Hur: A Tale Of The Christ (1925)
Loved Hur, hated him.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Die Millennium-Katastrophe - Computer-Crash 2000 (1999)
It's curtains for Windows.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Wm Shkspr's Cmplt Wrks.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey's half-decent cop.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Panic Room (2002)
Forest invades city apartment.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Luft Hans, Ahhh!
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Necessary Qualifications Of A Typewriter (1900)
Silent type.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)
Gigolowdown.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
One foot in gravy.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(38)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Brie still my heart.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Dingo breaking my heart.
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Chicago (2002)
Roxie, Velma sing-sing.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Underwear Model (1898)
Briefs encounter.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Fatal Bean, The (1916)
Has bean.
May 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(34)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin. Snaps.
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Brassed Off (1996)
Sacked miners band together.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Chicken From Outer Space, The (1996)
Alien chick flick.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Is It Hot In Here? A Film About Menopause (1986)
There won't be blood.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(32)
King Kong (2005)
Black's the new Denham.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Raging Bull (1980)
A lotta LaMotta.
May 30, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(32)
1000 Marys (2001)
Some art about Mary.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
Small talk.
May 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Born Free (1966)
Elsa's pride and Joy.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Love Bakery (2000)
Pan tease.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Nash's break-down formulaic.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Jesus Brian-damaged.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(30)
Super Size Me (2004)
Mmmmorgan ain't lovin it.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Four Seasons, The (1981)
Alan explores Alda seasons.
Mar 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Verhoeven panders to twats.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Finch loses brief case.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Iced.
May 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Men In Black (1997)
Smith, Jones smoke roach.
May 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey creates Soze Verbally.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(29)
American Pie (1999)
Pie: may contain plums.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Eggs! (1915)
Ova from the start.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Quest For The Egg Salad: Fellowship Of The Egg Salad (2002)
One egg binds them.
Nov 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Antony & Cleopatra (1981)
Cleo in asp-pic.
May 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Scorsese's bang-gang.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal shares chef tips.
Apr 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Star Is Born, A (1954)
Judy rises above Norm.
May 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Best In Show (2000)
Guest in Show: Winner.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Aer CunniLingus.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Ali (2001)
Smith turns to Clay.
Sep 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Alien (1979)
Alien: got to Hurt!
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Angry Scarlett sees Rhett.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Rains, Rains go away.
Sep 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Virgin sex: new entry.
Nov 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Hairspray (2007)
Respray.
Sep 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Mexican Mousepiece (1966)
Casa. Blanc. Ha-ha!
Apr 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Lamb chopped.
Jun 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat misunderkazakhstanding.
Nov 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
American Gigolo (1980)
Used Gere for sale.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)
Dickson catches cold.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Rains comes and goes.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Naked States (2000)
States of undress.
Sep 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Nine Months (1995)
Hugh. Moore. Humour?
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
My Left Foot (1989)
Christy's foot notes.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Prostitution? Cut it out!
Oct 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage exits on high.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Song Of The South (1946)
Zip-A-Dee-Don't!
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Stripes (1981)
Murray stars in Stripes.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Bespoke Overcoat, The (1956)
Coat tale.
Jul 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Breeches Buoy, The (1899)
A boat. A buoy.
Sep 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Psycho (1960)
Janet checks in, out.
May 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman (1993)
Daryl: you grow girl!
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox trots to, fro.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Miss Potter (2006)
Lady in Lake ... District.
Apr 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Pacino uses common scents.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
When beds go bad.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Greed (1924)
Root canal of evil.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Tom Cruising Brad Pitt.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Queen And The Queen Mother On The Palace Balcony Responding To The Call Of The Populace, The (1898)
Dutch Queens come out.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Diving Bell And The Butterfly, The (2007)
My Left Eye.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Syriana (2005)
Thriller gushes oily truth.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Bach In Auschwitz (2000)
Bach to no future.
Mar 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
I Was A Male War Bride (1949)
Grant vows, 'I dude'.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Scorsese challenges yore beliefs.
Sep 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Sy underdeveloped; family overexposed.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Queen, The (2006)
The Queen and Di.
Jun 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Working Girl (1988)
Melanie's progress in work.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Bud Cort's older woman.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(23)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bonham-Carter vows, 'I died'.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Mystery Of Grandfather's Clock, The (1912)
Mystery: it's about time!
Feb 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Julia vows, 'I don't'.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(23)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Clowns enter the ring.
Oct 10, 2006
Unscored
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(23)
History Of The Joke (2008)
Caveman walks into bar.
May 4, 2008
Unscored
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(22)
What Women Want (2000)
Hunt: you've got Mel!
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Evita (1996)
Pryce, Juan. Madonna, zero.
Jun 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Thornton was noirly there.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Night At The Opera, A (1935)
Marxes hit high notes.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(22)
You Will Remember (1941)
You Will Remember: forgettable.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
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