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Reviews by 'ceinie'
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with a total of
34
reviews published to date.
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Lonely implement experiences society.
Dec 26, 2005
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward's scissors prevent kisses.
Jan 1, 2006
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(2)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Apocalypse published by Lucifer.
Dec 25, 2005
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(2)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Hollow not so sleepy.
Dec 25, 2005
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Houseproud spectres oust family.
Dec 18, 2005
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Football represents freedom.
Dec 24, 2005
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(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton reinvents chocolate inventor.
Dec 25, 2005
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Religion versus confectionery.
Dec 25, 2005
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Religious icon gets nailed.
Dec 25, 2005
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(1)
Superman (1978)
Flying man avoids kryptonite.
Dec 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Robinsons have island encounters.
Dec 25, 2005
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shrew hates ten things.
Dec 26, 2005
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Batman (1989)
Clown versus bat; funny.
Dec 25, 2005
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Batman Returns (1992)
Catwoman bats a winner.
Dec 25, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Scared actors convincingly confused.
Dec 25, 2005
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Blow (2001)
Jung Blows, does time.
Jan 3, 2006
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Blue Crush (2002)
Surfing accident fear overcome.
Dec 25, 2005
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Brave, The (1997)
Depp dies for money.
Dec 25, 2005
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Braveheart (1995)
Scottish rebellions inaccurately portrayed.
Dec 24, 2005
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Ed Wood (1994)
Dressy director's dreams documented.
Dec 25, 2005
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erasion regretted too late.
Dec 25, 2005
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp meets lounge lizards.
Dec 25, 2005
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Finding Neverland (2004)
Barrie borrows inspirational family.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)
Songs, slavery and sheep.
Dec 26, 2005
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Lost In La Mancha (2002)
Quixote film tragically discontinued.
Dec 25, 2005
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Skeletal Santa delivers.
Dec 24, 2005
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Little man loves bike.
Dec 25, 2005
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Pinocchio (1940)
Puppet's nose behaves oddly.
Dec 25, 2005
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Monkeys own the world.
Dec 25, 2005
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Ape civilisation belittles mankind.
Dec 26, 2005
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Robin Hood made idiotic.
Dec 25, 2005
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Secret Window (2004)
Depp accidentally halves himself.
Dec 25, 2005
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Troy (2004)
Achilles dying for renown.
Dec 25, 2005
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Gilbert has family problems.
Dec 24, 2005
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