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Reviews by 'xctry99'
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with a total of
23
reviews published to date.
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Crash (2004)
Six degrees of racism.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Rent (2005)
Poverty + AIDS = broadway musical?
Dec 12, 2005
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(4)
Jarhead (2005)
War movie without battles.
Dec 14, 2005
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(3)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Hi Ho... Ho Hum.
Dec 13, 2005
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Psst, Padme: Anakin sucks.
Dec 13, 2005
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(3)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Many laughs, one joke.
Feb 7, 2006
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(2)
Get Rich Or Die Tryin' (2005)
50 cent gets shot(s).
Dec 13, 2005
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(2)
Sideways (2004)
Wine, whine, the end.
Dec 14, 2005
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(2)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Chaos theory, punk'd style.
Dec 13, 2005
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien crossdresses, gets hammered.
Dec 13, 2005
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(1)
Envy (2004)
Less poo = less friendship.
Dec 13, 2005
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Biography of lucky idiot.
Dec 13, 2005
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Big Mac equals Royale?
Dec 13, 2005
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Fingertipless psycho outsmarts Pitt.
Dec 14, 2005
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(1)
Signs (2002)
Bat + water = best defense.
Dec 13, 2005
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(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Snowplows kill zombies? Sweet!
Dec 13, 2005
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King Kong (2005)
New 'precious' is Naomi.
Dec 13, 2005
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Ladykillers, The (2004)
Dead husband painting: creepy.
Dec 13, 2005
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Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Benigni dies, audience cries.
Dec 13, 2005
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Lion King, The (1994)
Scar's mean; Pumbaa's fat.
Dec 10, 2005
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Mean Girls (2004)
Breaking tiaras is heartwarming.
Dec 14, 2005
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Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Fallon ruins Sox's celebration.
Dec 13, 2005
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Perfect Score, The (2004)
SATs easy. To steal.
Dec 14, 2005
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