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Reviews by 'Michael'
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American Beauty (1999)
Drug hazes beholder's beauty.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Dune (1984)
Worm excreta fuels spaceships.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazis melt like butter.
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Easily misunderstood. Nolte Brilliant.
Jul 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scots say 'cunt' lots.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zulu (1964)
Everyone is called Jones.
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes, computers, monoliths, murder.
May 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Outback, ABBA, drag queens.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Napalm smells like victory.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Catch-22 (1970)
Bombardier in bizarre circularity.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Lycanthropic laughs and disembowelment.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bejewelled shorty saves world.
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Armed Jesus on wires.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
80's clothes, 70's music.
Jul 5, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Ammo for Costner haters.
Jul 5, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Underwater maritals, treachery, aliens.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Epic paratroop disaster tale.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Casino (1995)
No different from 'Goodfellas'.
May 3, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Surprise romance ruins fighting.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Escape To Victory (1981)
Groan. Footballers win WW2.
May 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Schizophrenic, anarchistic, pugilistic- sick!
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gone With The Wind (1939)
War opera, everyone dies.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Sick mafiosos mutilate "buddies".
May 3, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ring wears hero out.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Why the fruity singing?!
Jul 5, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Patriot, The (2000)
Missing slaves, English nazis.
May 3, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Shrek (2001)
Fart, short jokes. Great.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Arthritic genetic revenge Trek.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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