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Reviews by 'Xanie'
Current status of
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with a total of
221
reviews published to date.
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Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Darth Vega.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ranch hand jobs.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Three runs make right.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
C-3P-OWL.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg: 1. Titanic: 0.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
October Sky (1999)
Minor miner physics major.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Monster makes fawn flat.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Christopher discovers maturbation.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(5)
From Hell (2001)
Dectective Depp does drugs.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Brainless band loses fans.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Starting day with diamonds.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bullet dodging deemed divine.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Kate Winslove loses love.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Twister takes teen away.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
1776 (1972)
Franklin talks turkey.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Am�lie (2001)
Skipping stones, roaming gnomes.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bambi (1942)
Darling deer fights fire.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Booby Traps (1944)
Breakfast Traps.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fight Club (1999)
Insomnia, Ikea, overactive imagination.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Slow man runs fast.
Dec 4, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Quest for the question.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Passion of the Cleese.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Midsummer Night's Dream, A (1999)
Fairy fucks donkey.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Salvador Dal� (1971)
A Dalimentary.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack's novel slightly repetitve.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Arrogant apprentice loves unlawfully.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
1776 (1972)
Adams needs Abigail's saltpeter.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Alexander The Great (1956)
Burton the Great.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Animal Farm (1954)
Soviet swine, communist cartoon.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Boring...chariot racing!...boring...
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Best In Show (2000)
Terrier wins silver cup.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blow Job (1963)
Porn - full focus= art.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Curious Christopher bangs Brooks.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
The Pack is punished.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cinderella (1950)
Goody two-shoes loses shoe.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Dickie gets Southern accent.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Slow soldier sells shrimp.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Skin hides hedonist's hideousness.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Porterhouse Blue (1987)
Porterhouse redecorated.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
She's All That (1999)
Makeover: Cook gets contacts.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)
A Pilgrimage in Time.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Kiddie Anakin kicks ass.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Vader a cute kid.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon plays Tom, Dickie.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller still Cameron-crazed.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stalker Stiller strokes stiffie.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles flashes soccer coach.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Horny hottie Hartnett hard.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Alexander (2004)
Sexually confused Colin conquers.
Oct 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alexander The Great From Macedonia (2010)
Alexander the Teen.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Last, middle names famous.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Tail: Fievel Goes West, An (1991)
Furball Goes West.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ferrell flaunts flute skills.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Family act, un-family film.
Aug 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Charlotte's Web minus web.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Large lizard destroys deer.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Redneck ventriloquist, telapathic bloodhound.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Christopher explores islands, sex.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Bubble Boy (2001)
Overprotective mother, oversized protection.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Buffy slays vampires.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Pig pushes pork perception.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Twatter-vox.
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Clay Clucks Ran.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Sled sorrows selfish citizen.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Clay Calibos comical.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Ada impregnated first time.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
The Talented Mr. Inman.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Angry angel activates Apocalypse.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Morisette increases Satanism's appeal.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dorian Gray (1970)
Pretty boy goes Wilde.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Head twirls, girl hurls.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fantasia (1940)
Disney druggies draw dinosaurs.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fantasia (1940)
Classical MTV.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Funny Face (1957)
Beatnik at Tiffany's.
Apr 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Funny Face (1957)
Bookish beatnik's model behaviour.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
How Bridget Served The Salad Undressed (1898)
Naked waitress= tossed salads.
Oct 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hush (1998)
Pregnant Paltrow points finger.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt loses his head.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Darling dinos trek together.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Barbie rules law school.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
(Wart)hogs and Ham(lets).
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Execution, racism, suicide, sex.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mulan (1998)
Racist depiction of Huns.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Dung Beetle.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
'S Bastian's Book.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Deutschland does Stoker's suckers.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
On The Line (2001)
Bass catches girl.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Out Cold (2001)
Impermanent infatuation sorrows skier.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Out Cold (2001)
London laments lost love.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Out Cold (2001)
Short-lived love stings skier.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Gay Gray never grey.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Private Parts (1997)
Horny Howard strokes shaft.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Roman Holiday (1953)
'Holly' goes on Holiday.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Romy And Michele's High School Reunion (1997)
Phoebe forms falsehoods.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Time rewinds for lieben.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Communists replace corrupt court.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Black boy bangs ballerina.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Say It Isn't So! (2001)
Dogcatcher catches sister.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Stuffed stomach explodes.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Convicts dig opera, literature.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
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