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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'

Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 7975 reviews published to date.

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Exorcist, The (1973)

Possessed girl whirls, hurls.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (26)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

A world of Hurt.

Jul 16, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (26)

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)

Nuke 'em, cowboy!

Jul 1, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (23)

Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Relax at Castle Anthrax.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Deliverance (1972)

Hayseeds find Beatty bootylicious.

Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (20)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Prostitution as upward mobility.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (19)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

HALcyon days in space.

Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Deliverance (1972)

Mountain man mounts Ned.

Aug 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Bearded women attend stoning.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Zelig (1983)

A nobody becomes everybody.

Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (16)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Douglas upstaged by vagina.

Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (15)

Indecent Proposal (1993)

Redford wastes $1,000,000.

Aug 29, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (15)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Gere acquires Roberts's assets.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (15)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Monkey pulls a boner.

Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Sharon Stone goes commando.

Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (14)

12 Angry Men (1957)

Jurors cross-examine each other.

Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Third prize: you're fired.

Jun 23, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Goldfinger (1964)

007 domesticates wild Pussy.

Jul 22, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Satanic family planning.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Pin-up's ass covers Robbins'.

Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

D'Onofrio has major malfunction.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Sleeper (1973)

Rip van Woody!

Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Kubrick suffers God complex.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Napalm as aromatherapy.

Oct 9, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Moby Dick (1956)

Peck vs. Dick.

May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Monster (2003)

Hitchhiker's Guide to Hooking.

Jul 1, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)

Chekov gets ear infection.

Mar 18, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

Woodstock (1970)

There will be mud.

May 27, 2011
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

All Ladies Do It (1992)

Booty Koll.

Mar 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

American Pie (1999)

Coitus interruptus with pastry.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Police interrogators, pussy-whipped.

Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (9)

Beyond The Sea (2004)

Darin' to become hippie.

Jan 6, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (9)

Dragonslayer (1981)

Lottery winners get burned.

Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

History Of Violence, A (2005)

Viggo-rously inflicted head wounds.

Mar 19, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)

Bowie falls from grace.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (9)

Roger And Me (1989)

Roger the interview dodger.

Sep 19, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (9)

Taxi Driver (1976)

DeNiro interrogates his reflection.

Feb 22, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (9)

Terminator, The (1984)

Schwarzenegger: time-traveling abortionist.

May 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Tragedy Of Macbeth, The (1971)

Lady Macbeth's nude soliloquy.

Jun 21, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (9)

Animal Farm (1954)

Pigs tyrannize proletarian menagerie.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Western Romeo and Romeo.

Mar 7, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (8)

Cat People (1982)

Nastassja's pussy is deadly!

Jan 8, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Crash (1996)

Rear entry vehicular position.

Jun 23, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (8)

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Pyle can't hack it.

Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Python's epic of sacrilege.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Meaning Of Life, The (1983)

Catholics sing sperm's praises.

Jul 19, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Pianist, The (2002)

Learn piano = survive Holocaust.

Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Pirates (1986)

Polanski's ship goes down.

Aug 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Salo, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom (1975)

Merde ï¿½ la carte.

Jun 25, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (8)

Where Eagles Dare (1968)

Eastwood expends unlimited ammo.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Bitter Moon (1992)

Coyote bays at Moon.

Jul 1, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Detention as group therapy.

Aug 28, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (7)

Dune (1984)

Baron has horrible acne.

Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Goldfinger (1964)

Oddjob performs hat trick.

Apr 11, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Higher Learning (1995)

Boyz on the Quad.

Jun 29, 2007
Scored 0/5

Vote (7)

Meaning Of Life, The (1983)

Glutton sustains gastrointestinal rupture.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Naked States (2000)

Arkan-saw everything!

Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Streetwalker wins sugar daddy.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (7)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Hooker enjoys shopping spree.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (7)

Aviator, The (2004)

Leo's 'Spruce'd-up aeroplane.

Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Aversion therapy for moviegoers.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Devils, The (1971)

Mother Superior feels inferior.

Jun 23, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Masquerade ball: clothing optional.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Sleep (1963)

Warhol's cure for insomnia.

Apr 11, 2009
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Leia: Jabba's harem bitch!

Sep 12, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Serling rolls in grave.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Untouchables, The (1987)

Al improves batting average.

Aug 10, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

War Of The Roses, The (1989)

Loosened chandelier finalizes divorce.

Aug 20, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Battle Of Algiers, The (1966)

Revolutionaries rock the Casbah.

Jul 12, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (5)

Caligula (1979)

Concubines explore sapphic tendencies.

Aug 19, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Clash Of The Titans (1981)

Harry Hamlin gets Kraken.

Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)

Jacobean tragedy, anti-Thatcher allegory.

Aug 19, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Day Of The Locust, The (1975)

Homer Simpson body surfs.

Sep 4, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Jelly doughnut brings disgrace.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Ghost (1990)

Wish Swayze really died.

Jun 30, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (5)

Ghost Writer, The (2010)

The Blair Snitch Project.

Feb 24, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Gladiator (2000)

Roman retains Kiwi accent.

Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (5)

GoodFellas (1990)

'Fuck' said 246 times.

Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Hobbit, The (1977)

Bilbo becomes invisible burglar.

Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Othello (1952)

The Moor's murder.

Mar 11, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Gibson indulges messiah complex.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Buscemi: cheapskate restaurant patron.

May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Scarface (1983)

Pacino erodes nasal passages.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Tommy (1975)

Potheads praise pinball prodigy.

Aug 24, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Blade Runner (1982)

Ford's assembly-line detective.

Nov 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Jack Twist lassos Ennis.

Mar 4, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (4)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Queer cowboys exchange postcards.

Mar 4, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (4)

Cape Fear (1962)

The original Mad Max.

Oct 27, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

The original Texas Bush.

Mar 10, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (4)

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)

Pickens straddles nuclear warhead.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)

McNamara has difficulty apologizing.

Apr 14, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)

Murrow furrows viewers' brows.

Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

History Of Violence, A (2005)

Cronenberg channels Sam Peckinpah.

Mar 19, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Hunger, The (1983)

Deneuve, Sarandon exchange fluids.

Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Joker (2019)

Phoenix rises as Joker.

Oct 10, 2019
Scored 0/5

Vote (4)

Juliet Of The Spirits (1965)

Giulietta hears dead people.

Sep 12, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Saying 'Jehovah' is forbidden!

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Paths Of Glory (1957)

Kirk Douglas defends grunts.

Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Paper plates invade Earth.

Oct 27, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Religulous (2008)

Maher preaches to choir.

Jan 19, 2009
Scored 0/5

Vote (4)

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