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Reviews by 'delsheez'
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with a total of
58
reviews published to date.
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American Pie (1999)
Floozie flutist fancies fruitist.
May 9, 2005
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(4)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Silly rabbit tricks kid.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Mrs. Tits-catch-fire.
May 8, 2005
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(4)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Stoners destroy brain cells.
May 9, 2005
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(3)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Hokey karaoke? Okey dokey.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Vinyl is hot again.
May 3, 2005
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo-cons con Neo.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Rounders (1998)
Oreos are fortune cookies.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
21 Grams (2003)
Heartless Penn aggravates wife.
May 10, 2005
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(2)
25th Hour (2002)
Monty did right thing.
May 10, 2005
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(2)
Adaptation. (2002)
Orchids: not for kids.
May 16, 2005
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(2)
Closer (2004)
Aquarium initiates fishy romance.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Garden State (2004)
Jersey Girl sans J.Lo.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Damon: genius with mop.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Graduate, The (1967)
Hoffman Ban(gs)croft.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Man vs. alarm clock.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Bill MurRepeats.
May 15, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Features Twain, hurts brain.
May 3, 2005
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(2)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Stella's teet, car desired.
May 9, 2005
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(2)
Memento (2000)
Cutting room floor party.
May 2, 2005
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(2)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Internet babe LaFawndles Kip.
May 15, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
'Rachel' is waitress, again.
May 9, 2005
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(2)
Sin City (2005)
Miller time: filling, tasty.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
21 Grams (2003)
Toro rams pedestrians, repents.
May 10, 2005
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(1)
25th Hour (2002)
Naughty Naturelle narc'd Norton?
May 16, 2005
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(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Cooper fancies Streep tease.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
'Shitbreak' does 'Mrs. Robinson'.
May 8, 2005
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Dear diary: I'm chub.
May 11, 2005
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Darko channels Christ, hallucinates.
May 2, 2005
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(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Joel sputters sour Clementine.
Apr 26, 2005
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Scrap, soap, rinse, repeat.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
WASPs do Tokyo.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Caped crusaders defy gravity.
May 9, 2005
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(1)
Memento (2000)
Leonard needs deep conditioning.
May 9, 2005
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(1)
Memento (2000)
Commissions self as hitman.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Office Space (1999)
Stars stolen Swingline stapler.
May 4, 2005
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(1)
Old School (2003)
Snoop, Whiteys get crunk.
May 2, 2005
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(1)
Saved! (2004)
Mandy gaga for J.C.
May 9, 2005
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Willis, Alba show Demi.
May 4, 2005
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(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Jets fight, take off.
May 15, 2005
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Keener + 'vich = Megabitch.
May 10, 2005
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Jonesy makes blue soup.
May 9, 2005
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Fight Club (1999)
Tyler Durden: sexiest doppelganger.
Apr 26, 2005
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Garden State (2004)
Retarded quarterback, sidecar, hamsters.
Apr 26, 2005
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Damon, Driver have 'caramels'.
May 8, 2005
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Minnie Drives hard bargain.
May 9, 2005
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Matt plays Minnie's Mickey.
May 9, 2005
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Graduate, The (1967)
Sound of Silence, seduction.
May 9, 2005
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Italian Job, The (2003)
Stealthy safecracker Stella succeeds.
May 15, 2005
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Lost In Translation (2003)
Perplexed Murray 'lips' stocking.
May 8, 2005
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Waitress wants furious fists.
May 2, 2005
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Eastwood insures unlikely candidate.
May 2, 2005
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Rounders (1998)
Cardshark loses shirt, girl.
May 4, 2005
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Rounders (1998)
A lesson in folding.
May 10, 2005
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Run Lola Run (1998)
Lola, Manni, deep scheisse.
Apr 26, 2005
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Saved! (2004)
Christ-loving hypocrites, sluts, cripples.
May 8, 2005
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Sin City (2005)
Wood loses shin -- shitty.
May 10, 2005
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Sin City (2005)
Hartnett erases Rory Gilmore.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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