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Reviews by 'SoS'
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with a total of
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Hustler, The (1961)
Rack and ruin.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
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(35)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Feta brought us together.
Apr 1, 2006
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(34)
Dr. No (1962)
No problem for 007.
Mar 7, 2006
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(32)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke's 'Jerry Springer' moment.
May 12, 2005
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(30)
Female Vampire (1973)
Fangs for the mammaries.
Mar 31, 2006
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(29)
Pretty Woman (1990)
From rags to Richard.
Apr 6, 2006
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(29)
Top Gun (1986)
Pleasure Cruise? McGillis does.
Mar 9, 2006
Unscored
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(27)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cool Rammings.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Carny-vores.
Mar 31, 2006
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(26)
Wimbledon (2004)
Sexual tennision.
Mar 11, 2006
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(26)
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
Hom. Tanks.
Apr 11, 2006
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(25)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
From racks to riches.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(24)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Callow Grave.
Mar 28, 2006
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(22)
Courage Of Lassie (1946)
The Dog of War.
Apr 29, 2005
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(21)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Corn fed and undead.
Mar 20, 2006
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(21)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
'From Darth till Dawn'.
Mar 10, 2006
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(21)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
A Galaxy Bazaar Away....
Mar 20, 2006
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(21)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Origin of the Speccies.
Mar 29, 2006
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(20)
Ring (1998)
Watch. Next week...end.
Apr 6, 2006
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(20)
Son Of Lassie (1945)
My Mom is barking!
Apr 24, 2005
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(20)
Abyss, The (1989)
Hi, sea-bed people!
Apr 7, 2006
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(19)
Con Air (1997)
E-con-omy. Class.
Apr 27, 2005
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(19)
Lion King, The (1994)
Irons. Lions. Zion.
Mar 29, 2006
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(19)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Schlock Flock.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(17)
Doggy Poo (2004)
Hound Log.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Downfall (2004)
Bang goes Herr career.
Mar 31, 2006
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(16)
Lassie Come Home (1943)
Doggone.
Apr 24, 2005
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(16)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Comical Ali.
Mar 19, 2006
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(16)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Pupils happy with DDs.
Mar 20, 2006
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(16)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spin-Doctor.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Cryin'stein.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
A diaperful, mind.
Mar 21, 2006
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(15)
Elevating An Elephant (1913)
Nellie-vation.
Apr 24, 2005
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(15)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Brevity = Soul of wit.
Mar 28, 2006
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(15)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Mom-ento.
Mar 28, 2006
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(15)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Brie my fromage friend?
Apr 1, 2006
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(15)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny McTwee.
Mar 28, 2006
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(15)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Vader has Force-kin.
Apr 29, 2005
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(15)
Watership Down (1978)
Rabbits Hurt by Briers.
Mar 26, 2006
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(15)
8MM (1999)
The reel snuff.
Mar 17, 2006
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(14)
Egg Rolling At The White House (1902)
Yolk-al Government.
Mar 31, 2006
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(14)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Strong. Stretchy. Speedy. See-through.
Apr 23, 2005
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(14)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Penis: little, enlarged.
Apr 5, 2006
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(14)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda: mean, green, serene.
Apr 24, 2005
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(14)
Tremors (1990)
Worms eat Bacon buddies.
Apr 4, 2006
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(14)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
From growbag to bodybag.
Mar 23, 2006
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(13)
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Chocaholies.
Mar 28, 2006
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(13)
Godfather, The (1972)
'The Family' Affair.
Mar 30, 2006
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(13)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Whale ponders existence. Dies.
May 12, 2005
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(13)
Showgirls (1995)
'Berkley Hunts' for plot.
Mar 11, 2006
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(13)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Barbra Streisand = ultimate obscenity.
Apr 4, 2006
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(13)
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
Matadors one; bulls nil.
Mar 10, 2006
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(12)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Exorcising efforts Max out.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Day becomes predicta-Bill.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Naked World (2003)
Scandalabia.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Oldboy (2003)
Hypnotic suggestion - Octopus ingestion!
Mar 20, 2006
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(12)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack potty.
Apr 23, 2005
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(12)
Braveheart (1995)
Mel arse. Marceau.
May 10, 2006
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(11)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Dark Kitty.
Mar 20, 2006
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(11)
Cube (1997)
Group 'rue big cube'.
Mar 16, 2006
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(11)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dim-injun-tive.
Apr 12, 2006
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(11)
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
'Entertainment two-day?' Not.
Mar 11, 2006
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(11)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Trench run = sexual metaphor.
Apr 24, 2005
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(11)
Top Gun (1986)
Pilots shoot. Cruise scores.
Mar 13, 2006
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(11)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Estevez bestows posthumous fame.
Mar 29, 2006
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(11)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Battlestar Galcatica.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Goal! (2005)
Scoring Friels good.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Young Vader sooooo irritating!
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia creates male fantasy.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Aliens (1986)
'Killer Queen', gunfire, ex-marine.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Bulldog Breed, The (1960)
Puckle up for take-off.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Camp-eater virus.
Apr 8, 2006
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(9)
Dark Star (1974)
Philosophically unclear bomb.
Mar 27, 2006
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(9)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Large and in charge.
Mar 10, 2006
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(9)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest: 'Sydown!' Devil: 'Blairrrrrghhhh!'.
Mar 14, 2006
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(9)
Frankenpenis (1996)
Director: 'Cut!' Bobbitt winces.
Mar 18, 2006
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(9)
How They Make Adult Movies (1997)
1% introduction, 99% penetration.
May 11, 2006
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(9)
Lassie (1994)
Mutt does Guiry service.
Apr 29, 2005
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(9)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Pain Re-life.
Apr 13, 2006
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(9)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Elephantine.
Apr 1, 2006
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(9)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jake sheaths in Heath.
Mar 7, 2006
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(8)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Omnipotent? Incompetent!
May 13, 2005
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(8)
Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
First 'bulls-hit' film.
Mar 21, 2006
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(8)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
The Cod Squad.
Apr 20, 2006
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(8)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Stupidity = gene pool filter.
Mar 17, 2006
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(8)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
Homicidal hap-Ben-ings in neighbourhood.
Mar 18, 2006
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(8)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Weaving all over place.
Apr 18, 2006
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(8)
Primal Fear (1996)
Roy helps Aaron preVail.
Mar 30, 2006
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(8)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Raimi's Dunst it again.
Mar 18, 2006
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(8)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Ani's Sith & Kin.
Apr 24, 2005
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(8)
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis make it? Def-initely.
Mar 21, 2006
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(7)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Doc's chart.
Apr 9, 2006
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(7)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Et tu, Fredo?
Apr 27, 2006
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(7)
City Slickers (1991)
Crystal Palance vs. Bulls.
Mar 16, 2006
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(6)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Sex. Beats. Reading poetry.
May 10, 2006
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(6)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Telephone. Telepath. Tell-a-Sith.
Apr 12, 2006
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(6)
Predator (1987)
Infrared? Mud a fucker!
Apr 27, 2006
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(6)
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Pole. Vault.
Mar 31, 2006
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(6)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
A Docaholic's heaven.
Apr 9, 2006
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(5)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Yank-ed off bitten track.
Mar 28, 2006
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