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Reviews by 'brentrn'
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with a total of
127
reviews published to date.
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Iron Giant, The (1999)
Ferrous Dueler.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Ed Wood (1994)
Johnny be Wood.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Dracula (1931)
The Original Batman.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Freaks (1932)
Sideshow Mob.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005)
Bullock limps without Caine.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Trash takes out polluters.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
October Sky (1999)
Title anagram: Rocket Boys.
Apr 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
King Kong (1933)
Monkey falls for girl.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Napoleon spins, Pedro wins.
Mar 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Night Shift (1982)
Pimp My Hearse.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
O brother, where's lifejacket?
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Dwarf makes friends, grows.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Bush starts desert adventure.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Time Machine, The (1960)
Future seems Morlock past.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Brave Little Toaster, The (1987)
Toaster gets into jam.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Caddyshack (1980)
Caddy scores, Chase putz.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lost In America (1985)
RV there yet?
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
My Favorite Wife (1940)
This Old Spouse.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Burton monkeys with ending.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Andrews loves Austrian seaman.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Hook (1991)
Spielberg Tinkers with classic.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Micro-Phonies (1945)
Curly sings, fruit flings.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Muppets' Wizard Of Oz, The (2005)
Muppets meet 'The Wiz'.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Operation Petticoat (1959)
Scavaging submariners seek safety.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Primary Colors (1998)
Art imitates 'My Life'.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Sid not Spungen worthy.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961)
Allen sets Van-Allen afire.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
White Christmas (1954)
Vets save General's Inn.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Seacook's son saves spinsters.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Auto Focus (2002)
Kinnear channels TV POW.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Monkeys shine in end.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Classic silent chillingly racist.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Brideless Groom (1947)
Shemp seeks spouse, inheritance.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Alien Abyssinian asks assistance.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Cold Turkey (1971)
Town tries quitting smoking.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Down With Love (2003)
Catch-er in the Wry.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Yukon miss this Dudley.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Electric Dreams (1984)
CPU-tifal love triangle.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
He's human, not animal.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
Singing Jews avoid pogroms.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Frankenstein (1931)
Modern Prometheus gives life.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941)
Original 'Heaven Can Wait'.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
I Was A Male War Bride (1949)
Postwar Frenchman weds American.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
Comics, cameos crave cash.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lego Movie, The (2014)
Ferrell gets unglued.
Mar 10, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Life Stinks (1991)
Brooks' vagrant flagrant failure.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Avenger gets Z girl.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Monty Python goes medieval.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Googly-eyed ghosts haunt Caine.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
No Time For Sergeants (1958)
USAF rube cleans latrines.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Oh, God! (1977)
Modern Moses drives Pacer.
Apr 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paper Moon (1973)
Moses Addies up sales.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Play Misty For Me (1971)
Jazz DJ regrets affair.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Wartime hero blasts off.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sing A Song Of Six Pants (1947)
Shemp's role: tailor made.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Cartoon kids castigate Canada.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Bickle's advice: Don't talk.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Teen Wolf Too (1987)
Bateman's wolf no Fox.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Wells' writes future tense.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Female Cyrano woos photographer.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
We Want Our Mummy (1939)
Rootin-Tootin's a midget mummy.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild West goes south.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Blind Hackman offers espresso.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Yours, Mine And Ours (1968)
Brady Bunch x 3.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith makes Space Baby.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Japanese 'The Incredible Journey'.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox funny time-traveling teen.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Second McFly fling flops.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Fox railroads past future.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Before Stonewall (1984)
Gay Independence Hall's story.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)
Varney's Jed: No Buddy.
Mar 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Lancaster's Stroud soars.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
Atkinson reverses Scrooge story.
Dec 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Bound For Glory (1976)
Carradine gets Woody.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cabin Boy (1994)
Elliot's dreadful pirate tale.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Cast Away (2000)
Crusoe = Hanks, Friday = Volleyball.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cleopatra (1963)
Liz Caesers new baby.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Creator (1985)
O'Toole makes bottle baby.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Devil's Rain, The (1975)
McHale's Coven.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Martin gets urination permission.
Apr 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Disorder In The Court (1936)
Stooges fight, law wins.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Geena's very close encounter.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Elf (2003)
Overgrown elf saves Christmas.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Hopping scary monogamy lesson.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Forbidden Planet (1956)
Robby Robot's debut.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Frequency (2000)
Oldies radio is future.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Frosty The Snowman (1969)
Durante narrates flake's story.
Dec 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Gods And Generals (2003)
Gettysburg's ponderous prequel.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
GoodFellas (1990)
Liotta mobsters plan heist.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Graduate, The (1967)
Nichols' masterpiece deserves diploma.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hammer, The (2007)
Fighting funnyman no tool.
Sep 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Wookie joins Seattle family.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Heaven Can Wait (1978)
Amusing 'Mr. Jordan' remake.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002)
Boy goes mall stopping.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
High Anxiety (1977)
Delightfully dizzy Vertigo spoof.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hyde Park On Hudson (2012)
FDR's cousin is handy.
May 21, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Swapmeat.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
It's A Gift (1934)
Bisonette goes to Californ-I-A.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jack Frost (1998)
Flakey dad learns love.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Local Hero (1983)
Scots meet oily Yanks.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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