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Reviews by 'curt922'

Current status of Movie buff with a total of 91 reviews published to date.

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Nude Bowling Party (1995)

It's a 6-9 split.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)

Little Red, Riding Wood.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Romeo In Juliet.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Nude Teachers (2001)

Learning the hard way.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Nude Ice Skating (1998)

One fall = blue balls.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

1 Night In Paris (2004)

Paris invaded at Night.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Naked Cooking (2003)

Let's Make Sticky Buns.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Sticky buns recipe.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Dance Naked (1995)

Shake a third leg.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Naked Fairy Tales (2002)

Slapping Booty.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Naturism UK (1995)

Untied Kingdom.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

There goes doe-kyo.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Dildo Diaries (2002)

Dildo companies get screwed.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Frankenfish (2004)

Bass murderers.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Naked Football League (1997)

Open in end zone.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Naked Yoga (1974)

See her inner peace?

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)

Puff in the buff.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Nudist Memories (1959)

Members remembered.

Mar 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Without A Paddle (2004)

Grown Goonies go camping.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Bordello Of Blood (1996)

Blood and Whore.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Chatterbox (1977)

That taint her mouth.

Mar 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)

Herbicidal maniacs terrorize France.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)

Technician likes vaginal acupuncture.

Jul 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)

Weasel is playing possum.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Orange screws the pooches.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)

Dumbo's jumbo john.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Overdue Bill Gets Collected.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Me And Him (1988)

These Balls Could Talk.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Nude Students (2001)

Real Physical Education.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Nude Yoga Workout (1995)

See her inner peace?

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Nudist Colony Of The Dead (1991)

Bare Bones.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Story Of Cement, The (1978)

Hard, Strong Lead Character.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Swimsuit Illustrated: Girls Of California (2003)

Proper Name: Silicone Valley.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

After Earth (2013)

Nepotism in the future.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

Vote (1)

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Herbicidal maniacs terrorize California.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Buck Naked In The 21st Century (1993)

Bare Buck Future Fuck.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Eat (1963)

Andy Warhol's a fungi.

Aug 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

H Is For House (1973)

Eighth letter explained.

Mar 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Killer Condom (1996)

Killer teethy French tickler.

Jul 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Kurt & Courtney (1998)

Kurt goes bang.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Microwave Massacre (1983)

Contractor, cannibal, Kenmore killer.

Aug 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Miss Nude America (1976)

Breast pageant of all.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Naked Party Games (1997)

Tits a party!

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Navigating The Heart (2000)

Fisherman catches a beauty.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Nude Law Enforcement (1993)

Talk About Cop-ulating.

Mar 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Psych-Out (1968)

Jack the Hippie Nicholson.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Unforgiven (1992)

Eastwood punishes rapist Hackman.

Jul 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Why Go Naked? (1997)

Bare Brits back bareness.

Jul 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Zombieland (2009)

Friends survive zombie apocalypse.

Jun 7, 2013
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)

Money (shot) hungry.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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1000 Cumshots (2003)

Many have cum.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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101 Rent Boys (2000)

Prostitute docu-MEN-tary.

Jun 6, 2013
Unscored

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Alice In Acidland (1968)

Alice takes a trip.

Mar 28, 2005
Unscored

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All Nude Summer (1998)

Streaks of sunshine.

Mar 26, 2005
Unscored

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American Pie (1999)

Boys Obsess Over Pie.

Mar 26, 2005
Unscored

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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)

Giant Mexican dog unleashed.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Killing Freeon-for-all.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

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Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)

Breast monster thriller pic.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

ABBA fans suck.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Backside To The Future (1986)

The annals of history.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Black Vampire (1988)

Only non-pale Vampire.

Jul 9, 2005
Unscored

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Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)

Colin's Rockumentary.

Mar 23, 2005
Unscored

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

King Koil killer.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

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Django Unchained (2012)

Dentist unites slave couple.

Jun 7, 2013
Scored 5/5

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Fluffer, The (2001)

Keep it up Sean!

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Hangover Part III, The (2013)

The Hangover, hung up.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Happiness (1998)

Sad sisters make happiness.

Mar 28, 2005
Unscored

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Iron Man 3 (2013)

Iron Man Mark III.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Jackie Brown (1997)

Samuel L. smuggles guns.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)

Frankenweenie.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Uma's back from dead.

Mar 20, 2005
Unscored

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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1990)

Herbicidal Maniacs Strike Three.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

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Kissed (1996)

Mortician 'enjoys' her job.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

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Last Blow Job, The (2001)

Bomb Squad love affair.

Mar 28, 2005
Unscored

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Monsturd (2003)

Movie is scary shit.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Naked Lawyers (1996)

Attorneys go au naturel.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Naked On The Beach (1997)

Bare Beach Babes.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

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Nude Nurses (1993)

Au naturel candy stripers.

Jul 9, 2005
Unscored

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Nude On The Moon (1961)

Full Monty Moon.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

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Nude Prisoners (1994)

Arrested Undressed Breasts.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

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Nude Vampires (1994)

Undressed undead.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

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Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Butt Buddy Bear.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

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Pulp Fiction (1994)

Briefcase creates thug adventure.

Apr 1, 2005
Unscored

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Return Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

Second helping of tomatoes.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Sex And Zen (1992)

Free Painful Pony Rides.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

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Sin City (2005)

Neo-noir Miller Thriller.

Jun 7, 2013
Scored 4/5

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Sister Mary Explains It All (2001)

Bigot nun begets trouble.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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Social History Of Virginity, The (2003)

Abstinence through the ages.

Jul 2, 2005
Unscored

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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

Abrams boldy going again.

Jun 7, 2013
Unscored

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The Dog Who Was A Cat Inside (2002)

Confused Canine Feels Feline.

Mar 26, 2005
Unscored

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USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)

Sailors suffering from syphilis.

Jul 2, 2005
Unscored

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