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Reviews by 'calmer'
Current status of
Movie deity (Gold)
with a total of
22025
reviews published to date.
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Cocktail (1988)
Booze Cruise.
Mar 8, 2006
Unscored
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(40)
Titanic (1997)
Girl meets buoy.
May 4, 2005
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(40)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Sexual diminuendo.
Apr 26, 2005
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(33)
Story Of Cement, The (1978)
Concrete details.
Feb 23, 2005
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(31)
Highlander (1986)
Kill or be kilt.
Mar 8, 2005
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(30)
Live Aid (1985)
Foodstock.
Feb 18, 2006
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(29)
Mussolini: The Decline And Fall Of Il Duce (1985)
Benito's finito.
Apr 2, 2005
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(25)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Retrospanktive.
Feb 17, 2005
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(24)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Dick's a Chitty driver.
Mar 2, 2005
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(23)
Last Heterosexual, The (1993)
Got one thing straight.
Feb 19, 2005
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(23)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Johnny Demonic.
Mar 13, 2006
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(23)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Some funny Shi'ite.
Feb 19, 2006
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(22)
Sahara (2005)
Desert Cruz.
Apr 10, 2005
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(22)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Sibling riflery.
May 20, 2005
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(22)
Bestiality (1976)
It's A Dog's Wife.
Jun 4, 2005
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(21)
Zodiac (2007)
The (R)age of Aquarius.
Jun 19, 2007
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(21)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Children of the Cornhole.
Apr 19, 2005
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(20)
Safe Sex: The Manual (1994)
Safer Sex (Is) Manual.
Feb 24, 2005
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(20)
Busty Cops (2003)
T.W.A.T.
Apr 13, 2006
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(19)
Shrek (2001)
Horny dragon craves ass.
May 1, 2006
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(19)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
15 minutes of Dane.
Mar 28, 2006
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(18)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Inuit wasn't easy work.
Aug 1, 2005
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(18)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Ram rams ram.
Apr 29, 2005
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(18)
All Nude Summer (1998)
Chests, nuts. Roasting.
Mar 10, 2005
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(18)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Fish (burne) and Crips.
Mar 22, 2005
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(18)
Making Of 'Troy', The (2004)
Successful conception with Trojans.
Mar 24, 2005
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(17)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Annabel's 251-cum salute.
Apr 12, 2005
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(17)
Canadian Bacon (1995)
'Alda President's Men'.
Apr 13, 2005
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(17)
Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)
Adding insult to Injun.
Sep 21, 2005
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(17)
Super Size Me (2004)
Golden arches = pearly gates.
Apr 12, 2005
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(17)
Werewolf Of Woodstock, The (1975)
Crosby, Stills & Gnash.
Apr 25, 2005
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(17)
She's Working Her Way Through College (1952)
T + A = B.A.
Apr 24, 2005
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(16)
Deliverance (1972)
Hillbilly's up Shit Creek.
Feb 14, 2005
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(16)
Buck Naked In The 21st Century (1993)
More bang for Buck.
Feb 25, 2005
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(16)
Cleaning Pig's Feet (1901)
Putting shine on swine.
Feb 16, 2005
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(16)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Spectrum loses several colors.
Mar 11, 2005
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(16)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
The plot quickens.
Mar 31, 2005
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(15)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary finishes a head.
Apr 2, 2005
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(15)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Tale of Beatrix, Rotter.
Feb 18, 2005
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(14)
Vampires vs. Zombies (2004)
Undead vs. Unfed.
Mar 8, 2005
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(14)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
Hull of a film.
Apr 21, 2005
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(14)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Why'd camel cross road?
Feb 24, 2006
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(13)
When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)
Pre-Pooh-berty.
Apr 27, 2005
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(13)
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Silvia gives flying fuck.
Jun 1, 2006
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(13)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Nice Ice, babies.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Saw II (2005)
Stumped again.
May 4, 2005
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(13)
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Bloom finds knight job.
May 10, 2005
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(13)
Saw III (2006)
Premise is becoming hack-kneed.
Mar 22, 2006
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(13)
Descent, The (2005)
'Chicks with picks' flick.
Jul 15, 2005
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(12)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
One-man Italian battalion.
Mar 30, 2005
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(12)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Star pitcher lacks balls.
Mar 2, 2005
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(12)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Treadwell's life becomes unbearable.
Aug 20, 2005
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(12)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
A horde called George.
Feb 11, 2005
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(12)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
More than cattle prodded.
Feb 6, 2006
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(11)
Bullitt (1968)
Screech of San Francisco.
Mar 30, 2007
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(11)
Busty Cops (2003)
Cups and Rubbers.
Apr 10, 2006
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(11)
Monster-In-Law (2005)
J-Lo meets genuine S.O.B.
Apr 19, 2005
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(11)
Saw (2004)
Cutting-edge, psycho, 'therapy'.
Mar 28, 2005
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(11)
TRON (1982)
Jeff Bridgital.
Jun 19, 2006
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(11)
Being Mick (2001)
Jagger's swagger.
May 4, 2005
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(11)
Sinatra In Israel (1962)
'Yid It My Way'.
Jul 4, 2007
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(11)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Tiger's tale.
Aug 1, 2005
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(11)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Annabel does fuck all.
May 24, 2006
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(11)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Gripping cinema-tug-raphy.
Feb 20, 2005
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(10)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Papa's a Rolling Stone.
Oct 6, 2007
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(10)
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
She'd Only Just Begun.
Sep 20, 2005
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(10)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Teens treated like trees.
May 22, 2005
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(10)
Erotic Dorian Gray (1998)
Gray's pubes never grey.
Mar 31, 2005
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(10)
Boy Who Drank Too Much, The (1980)
Chachi takes the fifth.
Feb 24, 2005
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(10)
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Storyline, supporting actor: Ludacris.
Mar 31, 2005
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(9)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Midget shagged 'puppy'-style.
Apr 26, 2005
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(9)
Sticking Cattle (1901)
Moooo--oww!
May 2, 2005
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(9)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Sheikhing with laughter.
Feb 24, 2006
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(9)
Winnie The Pooh Spookable Pooh (2000)
Chicken Pooh.
Apr 8, 2005
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(9)
Fashion Victim: The Killing Of Gianni Versace (2001)
Dye Hard.
Jun 5, 2006
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(8)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Love and Roar.
Apr 6, 2005
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(8)
Busty Cops (2003)
Officers packin' twin 38's.
Apr 7, 2006
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(8)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smithiplicity.
Mar 2, 2005
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(8)
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
Poofs in boots.
Apr 26, 2006
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(8)
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Coup Klux Klan.
May 2, 2018
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(7)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Bangers and gash.
Aug 2, 2005
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(7)
Feminist And The Fuzz, The (1971)
Cops and Libbers.
Jul 23, 2005
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(7)
First Blood (1982)
Disgruntled grunt's inarticulate grunting.
Jul 12, 2005
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(7)
Midwest Muslim (2006)
Iowa-tollah.
Dec 23, 2006
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(7)
Sick: The Life & Death Of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (1997)
Board with sex.
Feb 24, 2005
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Darth stumps Luke.
May 7, 2006
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(7)
Titanic (1997)
Steerage = ballast.
May 4, 2005
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(7)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Fastest cumslingers in West.
Jan 31, 2006
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Grizzly Man (2005)
Bears have impromptu picnic.
Aug 20, 2005
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(7)
Monica In Black And White (2002)
Monica gives oral report.
Feb 21, 2005
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(7)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Malice 'n' Chains.
May 8, 2005
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(7)
Liar Liar (1997)
Attorney commits hari-Carrey.
Apr 29, 2005
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(7)
Saw II (2005)
De-feet-ed twice.
May 5, 2005
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(7)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky VI, Stallone LX.
Jan 15, 2007
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Alice In The Cities (1974)
Alice in Wendersland.
Aug 10, 2006
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(6)
Bestiality (1976)
Hot dog on buns.
Jun 4, 2005
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Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Joan can't stop smoking.
Apr 4, 2005
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Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (1998)
Laywatch.
Nov 1, 2006
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Soldier Girls (1981)
G.I.'s get training, bras.
Apr 11, 2005
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Cunning codger confuses kids.
Apr 5, 2005
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