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Reviews by 'HairyBooger'
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with a total of
47
reviews published to date.
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp doesn't masturbate.
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
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(25)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T.: A Closet Terrestrial.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Demi 'spreads' the wealth.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Penis fly trap.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Carrie (1976)
Bloodbath...I mean shower.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey spanks some monkey.
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Titanic (1997)
Rich snots down under.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Brainless, heartless, cowardess, homeless.
Nov 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Carrie (1976)
Blood dripping from everywhere.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Chatterbox (1977)
Voice In The Hood.
Nov 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Secretary (2002)
Sadomasochism is his TYPE.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Titanic (1997)
Jack's weiner shrinks, sinks.
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Chatterbox (1977)
Babbling beaver.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Shriveled penis, wilting flower.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Woody blows his wad.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hannibal inhalia Clarice's genitalia.
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Technicolored runts, scarecrow dunce.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Lion King, The (1994)
Flatulating friends foster feline.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
Semen speak.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Psycho (1960)
Like mother, like son.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Cumming of age flick.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Cum hither hair gel.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
Kate's tits don't float.
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Virginia's vagina secretes speech.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam (1995)
Penis Fleiss trap.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ice Age (2002)
Scrat defrosts his nut.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Lamda dorks pork Mu's.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Ghosts don't wear sheet.
Oct 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Am�lie (2001)
Pretty Parisian pulls pranks.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bring It On Again (2004)
Dunst & Dushku Split.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dentist, The (1996)
Oral filling = deathly injection.
Mar 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Spinning head, barf bed.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jerk, The (1979)
Born a chocolate Twinky.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Misery (1990)
Bates missed James's kickstand.
Oct 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Problem Child (1990)
Psycho child sitter: Ritter.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Secretary (2002)
Gyllenhaal sucks his carrot.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Four stacks of ship.
Nov 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Stiff Woody = favorite toy.
Nov 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Oompa Loompa's Hershey highway.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Running retard's big adventure.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Frankenpenis (1996)
Bobbit 'Cums' To Life.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
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Ice Age (2002)
Sid thaws his icicle.
Dec 3, 2004
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Look Who's Talking (1989)
Embryo sac houses thoughts.
Nov 30, 2004
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Look Who's Talking (1989)
Floating fetus speaks freely.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Proper Nanny's Floating Fanny.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Porky's (1982)
Peeping peter pulled apart.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
What About Bob? (1991)
Obsessive Murray Wreaks Disorder.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
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