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Reviews by 'Animagess'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
565
reviews published to date.
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Island, The (2005)
Cloney Island.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
XXx (2002)
ZZZ.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
America's Shakiest Home Video.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
King Kong (2005)
Dame, dirty ape.
Dec 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride has cold feet.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Cars (2006)
PIXCAR.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Air Force Pun.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Spider-Man (2002)
8-Legged Geek.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Happy Mother's slay.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Chocolat (2000)
Depp by chocolate.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Tri-derman.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Madagascar (2005)
Escape from Zoo York.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise is samurai Watannabe.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
When hub caps attack.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
Braindead (1992)
Lawn Of The Dead.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Grudge, The (2004)
Cursed In Translation.
Oct 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Pi (1998)
The Mathtrix.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Space Jam (1996)
Who Framed Michael Jordan?
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Superman (1978)
Hint: Not bird, plane.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Two dumbs up.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie, The (1972)
Meal, Interrupted.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Constantine (2005)
The Matrixorcist.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma is disarming.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Pixar's 'The Fright Stuff'.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
George, Harry, Potter weasely.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Orcs get birch-slapped.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ashes, two Ashes.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Duck, dodgers!
Mar 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
From Hell (2001)
Has absinthe of Depp-th.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Stupidity (2003)
Duh-cumentary.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Crash (1996)
Car hornography.
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Parent Trap, The (1998)
Lohan beside herself.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Small Soldiers (1998)
Toy Gory.
May 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu's second bogus journey.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Constantine (2005)
Constantine needs constant nicotine.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Murray Dick.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Puppet government.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004)
Romance a Tad contrived.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Dogma (1999)
Silent Bob, holy plight.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Zeta-Jones, marital arts master.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Cooler, The (2003)
Baldwin some, lose some.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Harrison faces heartless cult.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bridal shower of blood.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Porco Rosso (1992)
When pigs fly.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Lord Of War (2005)
Gunfellas.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Animatrix, The (2003)
Neo's expression finally animated.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Chicken Little (2005)
The Egg-stra Terrestrial.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000 not dead Furlong.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Multiplicity (1996)
'Four Keaton film' review.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
A faker's dozen.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Books burned spinelessly.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Bad Santa (2003)
Saint Nichol-ass.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Kinsey (2004)
Sex, Actually.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Broad trip.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Venus people trap.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Pitch Black (2000)
Diesel has nocturnal remissions.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Shark Tale (2004)
Martin Score-sea-se.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Chris Columbus mis-directs ship.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Sin City (2005)
Black, white, yellow, Red-riguez.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is re-Bourne.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
The Bourne Pen-Ultimatum.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Nuclear plant a Lemmon.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Rockwell is two-faced president.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Identity (2003)
Welcome to Hotel Schizophrenia.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Pitt's marriage isn't Jolie.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
Faust-paced horror musical.
Apr 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Timeline (2003)
Archeologists unearth plot holes.
May 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Animatrix, The (2003)
Neo's turning Japanese.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Trilogy is Bourne out.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Vermeer has it maid.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Classic literature Quartermaimed.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Mousehunt (1997)
Plot hangs on thread.
May 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Jean splicing.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Team America: World Police (2004)
America F-bombs Iraq.
Oct 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (2004)
Yu-Gi-Oh-no.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Dark City (1998)
Strangers screw with skyline.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma palms the Bill.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Bogart gets chick, bird.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Fock-ettable sequel.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Omen, The (1976)
Satan's Little Helper.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Bend It Like Bruce.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
White Chicks (2004)
Wayans' (white) World.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Robots Kill Bill.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Host admits assassin-ine behaviour.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Hamlet 1 1/2.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Trekkies (1997)
Quirks and Kirks.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Still Bourne-ing.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Dahl-ing Wonka is Depp-raved.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Island, The (2005)
Ewan meets his maker.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Heroine six feet Uma.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
My Fair Bullock.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Pettigrew into larger rat.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Hero (2002)
Asians die for calligraphy.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Lemony fresh, Carrey scary.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)
Talk to 'D' hand.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
War Games (1983)
Tic-tac-toe = country's last defence.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Almost fifty, first dates.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Pixar's a bugger.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Finding Nemo (2003)
A wild fish chase.
May 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Keanu finally fills brain.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
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