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Reviews by 'Tomswords'
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Boyhood (2014)
Gets old real fast.
Sep 9, 2014
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
Knoxville's balls new low.
Jun 11, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
The death of LIFE.
Jun 12, 2014
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(3)
Boyhood (2014)
Growing, growing, gone.
Sep 28, 2014
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(2)
Enough Said (2013)
Gandolfini's fini.
Jun 17, 2014
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Here today, here tomorrow.
Jun 14, 2014
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
A real shit storm.
Jun 11, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
Knox vile
Jun 12, 2014
Scored 1/5
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(2)
World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Big Fuckin' Deal.
Jun 12, 2014
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(2)
127 Hours (2010)
Franco's not two handy.
Jun 16, 2014
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(1)
127 Hours (2010)
126 hours too long.
Jul 15, 2014
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(1)
As I Lay Dying (2013)
Franco murders Faulkner.
Jun 10, 2014
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(1)
As I Lay Dying (2013)
Hillbilly Ma gets rotten.
Jun 12, 2014
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(1)
As I Lay Dying (2013)
Buckboard Road Trip.
Jun 16, 2014
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Seduce. Sleep. Repeat.
Jun 30, 2014
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murry's in no hurry.
Jun 14, 2014
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Wake-up to "You Babe"
Jun 30, 2014
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(1)
Her (2013)
Scarlett seduces letterman.
Sep 28, 2014
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Take This Waltz (2011)
Rickshaw driver nails Margot.
Sep 22, 2014
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(1)
Take This Waltz (2011)
Silverman shows in shower.
Sep 22, 2014
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(1)
Take This Waltz (2011)
Wife unleashes inner slut.
Sep 26, 2014
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(1)
Take This Waltz (2011)
A chicken cooker's cuckolded.
Sep 27, 2014
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Take This Waltz (2011)
Less chicken. More sex.
Sep 26, 2014
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127 Hours (2010)
Hiker takes shortcut.
Jun 30, 2014
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Alexander (2004)
Alexander the Boring.
Jun 17, 2014
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Boyhood (2014)
Hawke hocks his GTO.
Sep 11, 2014
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Boyhood (2014)
Arquette attracts abusive alkies.
Sep 9, 2014
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Enough Said (2013)
Soprano's swan song's flat.
Jul 15, 2014
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Enough Said (2013)
Gandolfini's last was least.
Jun 17, 2014
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Get On Up (2014)
Love Machine's really mean.
Sep 9, 2014
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Get On Up (2014)
Brown stops Beantown riots.
Sep 9, 2014
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Get On Up (2014)
Brown scares trespassing shitter.
Sep 9, 2014
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Get On Up (2014)
Shit in James' john.
Sep 9, 2014
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Get On Up (2014)
Type-A funk master.
Sep 28, 2014
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Get On Up (2014)
Brown's overworked band's blue.
Sep 9, 2014
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Grand Budapest Hotel, The (2014)
Anderson's all-star hotel
Sep 11, 2014
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Her (2013)
Scarlett, the digital harlot
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Cum, Alt., Delete
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
OS with the most-est
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Scarlett's social media slut.
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Fucked by the System.
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
"Clippy" gets sex change.
Sep 22, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Loved Her mega bits
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Booted by his system
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Hey, He'd hack Her!
Sep 11, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
"Goodbye" virus crashes systems
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Her hurts him.
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Her (2013)
Carrying Her in pocket.
Sep 9, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Island, The (2005)
Harvesting Miss Scarlett
Jun 16, 2014
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Island, The (2005)
Clone bones clone
Jun 30, 2014
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Island, The (2005)
Clone on clone sex
Jun 30, 2014
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
The art of fart.
Jun 11, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
Shit happens...over breakfast!
Jun 11, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
The King of Farts.
Sep 11, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Perfect Sense (2011)
A touchy, feely ending
Sep 26, 2014
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Rain Man (1988)
Can't miss Wapner.
Sep 11, 2014
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Rain Man (1988)
Raymond's a humble savant.
Sep 11, 2014
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Rain Man (1988)
Raymond, the babbling Babbitt.
Sep 11, 2014
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Rain Man (1988)
Ray's an excellent driver.
Sep 11, 2014
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Rain Man (1988)
Babbitt brothers' Vegas vacation.
Sep 26, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Stiller ain't no Kaye.
Jun 10, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Stiller stinks. Patton's perfect.
Jun 11, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Stiller's Mitty's Thurber's nightmare.
Jun 10, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Penn makes no impression.
Jun 12, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
MacLaine, Penn, totally wasted.
Jun 12, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Stiller ends LIFE.
Jun 12, 2014
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
A most unwitty Mitty.
Jun 30, 2014
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Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Cumming while going.
Jun 18, 2014
Scored 5/5
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Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Skanks on a plane.
Jun 18, 2014
Scored 5/5
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Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Ajita flies both ways.
Jun 18, 2014
Scored 5/5
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Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Loads of airmen's semen.
Jun 18, 2014
Scored 5/5
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Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Myles smiles, Franco frowns
Jun 26, 2014
Unscored
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