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Reviews by 'Oatmeal Stout'
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with a total of
72
reviews published to date.
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Beatrix wins custody battle.
Apr 28, 2004
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(18)
Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
195 minutes. The horror..
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Rednecks endorse Atkins Diet.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Girl gets bedroom makeover.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Bad acid troop.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Jude shoots, he scores!
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Finding Nemo (2003)
CGI sashimi show.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Plucky Uma eyes Elle.
Apr 28, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Bat*21 (1988)
Golfer stuck in rough.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Best In Show (2000)
Bitchiness in dog show.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Dune (1984)
Epic lost in spice.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Game Of Death (1978)
Kung-fu cut and paste.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Midway (1976)
Tora! Tora! Tora! Two!
Mar 15, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Shining, The (1980)
Room 237: rotten romance.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Touching The Void (2003)
Crunch, cut, crevasse, crawl.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Alien (1979)
Hurt: ham and eggs.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Fox evades hunt. Almost.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot's sword outshines Arthur's.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Hannibal (2001)
Gourmand in chase movie.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
'Completely Different' religious education.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Moby Dick (1956)
Pegleg Peck's behemoth vendetta.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
American Perfekt (1997)
Heads you live...
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Dish, The (2000)
Star-Spangled Five-O fiasco.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Driller Killer, The (1979)
Noisy neighbours unhinge artist.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
'The Prisoner' is governor.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fly, The (1986)
Sugary diet ruins teeth.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Get Carter (1971)
Caine mutinies, avenges, dies.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Hip chick chips Nips.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Love, Honour And Obey (2000)
Cuddly crimelord disciplines troops.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mckenzie Break, The (1970)
Huns On The Run.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Monochrome suits undergo colorization.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ronin (1998)
DeNiro deduces Bean's bullshitting.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Wooden Vader becomes charcoal.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Up And Under (1998)
Men playing rugby badly.
Aug 23, 2005
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(2)
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Cool Caan canes kidnappers.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American History X (1998)
Banged-up bigot buggered.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bound (1996)
Decorating, dykes, dirty dough.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Paddlers and pig-pokers.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
East Is East (1999)
Manchester melting pot mayhem.
Mar 26, 2004
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(1)
Hole, The (2001)
Psycho-bitch tells tale.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hostile Waters (1997)
Soviet sacrifice avoids apocalypse.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tracksuited chick flick.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Fatty saves middle-earth.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Never Die Alone (2004)
Bling blow and bloodshed.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Peeping Tom (1960)
Voyeur's homicidal home movies.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Clooney catches cashflow catastrophe.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ravenous (1999)
Cannibalism- it's catching!
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey slays, Pitt flips.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith: equal opportunities employers.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Farmboy's career path changes.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Together (2000)
Little kids mock hippiedom.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tombstone (1993)
Sick-shooter killer Kilmer.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alamo, The (1960)
Mexican military superiority prevails.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American Perfekt (1997)
Creepy conman left speechless.
Oct 19, 2004
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Attack (1956)
Comrades cap cowardly captain.
Apr 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese delinquents' Fantasy Island.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Blow (2001)
Cokey capers with Cruz.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Don gets dong drained.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Castaway (1987)
Donohoe, desert island, drunk.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Dish, The (2000)
Aussie 'dickheads' dupe NASA.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dracula 2000 (2000)
Antiques dealer turns slayer.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Going Off Big Time (2000)
Scouser's ephemeral empire build.
Nov 22, 2004
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Ivanhoe (1952)
Saxons conquer nasty Normans.
Oct 7, 2004
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Moby Dick (1998)
Preacher Peck-Ahab resurrected?
May 6, 2006
Unscored
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Raise The Titanic (1980)
Ship floats, plot sinks.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Resurrection (1999)
Moronic Messianic murderer manhunt.
Jun 25, 2004
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Romeo Is Bleeding (1993)
Female assassin really armless.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
White trash game show.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Ray's swimming pool surprise.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Venom (1982)
Susan gets bit part.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Venom (1982)
Ollie's trouser snake struck.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Voyage Of The Damned (1976)
Havana rejects Reich refugees.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
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