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Reviews by 'gilbytron'
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with a total of
92
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Brazil (1985)
George Orwell's Flying Circus.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
'Dead Man Walken'.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Battle Royale (2000)
School's out for slaughter.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Eraserhead (1977)
Kafka's 'Meet the Parents'.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Drowning preferable to Arquette.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
THX 1138 (1971)
Dystopia with minimalist decor.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Halloween (1978)
Freaky synthesiser follows stalker.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Labyrinth (1986)
Distracted by Bowie's crotch.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Nihilists worse than Nazis.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Horror happens off-camera.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum weird before mutating.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Stale monsters in stalemate.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Gonzo phone home.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ring, The (2002)
Watts gets well spooked.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Weird Science (1985)
Franken-teens' wet dream.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Akira (1988)
Technopunks trash 'Toon Town.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bent (1997)
Jagger makes scary trannie.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Blow Up (1966)
Birkin is over-exposed.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Pantomime rats attack farm.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Lonely accountant seeks Gatekeeper.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
'Dreck Of A Salesman'.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jaws (1975)
Dumb mayor costs lives.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lost Highway (1997)
Pullman's road/ head trip.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Meteor (1979)
'Armageddon' with 70s moustaches.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nuns nobble the Nazis.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Swept Away (2002)
Swept straight to video.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Matt Damon... Opera Queen??
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Garofalo pets her pussy.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Videodrome (1983)
Couch potato sprouts vagina.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Waking Life (2001)
Philosophy undergrads ramble on.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Burger flipping career change.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowling, driving, acid flashbacks.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
70's fucks; 80's suck.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brigadoon (1954)
Jaunty Yanks shock Scots.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Hearst appearance highly ironic.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cry-Baby (1990)
Pink Flamingos apply 'Grease'.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Death On The Nile (1978)
Celebrity pensioners on holiday.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Desperate Living (1977)
Gross out lesbian fairytale.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)
Directionless, like its heroine.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th (1980)
POV murders fool audience.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Get Carter (1971)
Tyneside car park carnage.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Egon's hair even bigger.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hamlet (1996)
Heston out-hams Hamlet.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Overwrought schoolgirls moider mother.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Insignificance (1985)
50's icons, relativity speaking.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Dinosaur has annoying ringtone.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Last Days Of Disco, The (1998)
Yuppies ruin everyone's fun.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Moonraker (1979)
Toothy psycho finds love.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Watts with red Harrings?
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge, A (1985)
Krueger cruises leather bar.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Pecker (1998)
Ricci rules the laudromat.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Filthy families face off.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Polyester (1981)
Divine's first sympathetic role.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
London Underground causes apocalypse.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Drugs bad; diets worse.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shivers (1975)
Turds on the rampage.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Documentary mocks cock rock.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Waking Life (2001)
Dream logic brilliantly realised.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
When The Wind Blows (1986)
Nuclear family's blitz nostalgia.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Children mutilated, singing ensues.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Iceman outed; family freaks.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Ripped off Romero oeuvre.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Jude usually more plastic.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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All About Eve (1950)
Baxter's backstage bitch fest.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Audition (2000)
Date movie from hell.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Black Narcissus (1947)
Windswept nuns go nuts.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blow Up (1966)
London scene decidedly negative.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Hopper bends MacLachlan's ear.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Detention brats punish audience.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Brimstone And Treacle (1982)
Repressed family's primal scream.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carrie (1976)
'Grease' with added gore.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Clubbed To Death (Lola) (1996)
Annoying, talky French ravers.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Crash (1996)
Perverts a crashing bore.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Demons (1985)
Cinema gets Euro trashed.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Blofeld camps it up.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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End Of Days (1999)
Fin de siecle Schwarzenegger.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Heads swivel, demon dribbles.
Aug 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eye, The (2002)
'Sixth Sense', but scary.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Shaven gorilla can drive!
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Female Trouble (1974)
Beauty parlour begets evil.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hairspray (1988)
Exploding wig foils racists.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Live And Let Die (1973)
Spy versus voodoo villains.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Live And Let Die (1973)
Bond displays religious intolerance.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mondo Trasho (1969)
Waters's paean to perversion.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Psycho (1998)
Vaughn hilarious in drag.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Ruthless People (1986)
Kidnapping leads to aerobics.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Serial Mom (1994)
Mother is Manson groupie.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Signs (2002)
Alien invasion soggy mess.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Palpatine wags the dog.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Rebels enforce regime change.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tank Girl (1995)
Futuristic bad hair day.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Wild At Heart (1990)
Ladd loves her lippy!
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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