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Crying Game, The (1992)
Dil has a pickle.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Begins with 'The End'.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Brazil (1985)
DeNiro buried under paperwork.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Ghosts like watching videos.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Hopper hates Heineken beer.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Crippled Nazi can walk!
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Don't call Otto stupid.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray bathes with toaster.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Ni knights demand shrubbery.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-Wee dances to 'Tequila'.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Faulty computer denies mistake.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Giant teddy attacks Tetsuo.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bucket Of Blood, A (1959)
Sculptures are dead bodies.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Disney does 'Seven Samurai'.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ed Wood (1994)
Inept director loves angora.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Eraserhead (1977)
Radiator Lady sings 'Heaven'ly.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fantasia (1940)
Mickey battles stubborn brooms.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Penn, Teller introduce Mickey.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Insignificance (1985)
Monroe explains Einstein's theory.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
It (1990)
Clown is evil incarnate.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Scheider wants bigger boat.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lifeboat (1944)
Hitchcock cameos in newspaper.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Mermaid yearns for legs.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
M (1931)
Molester whistles 'Peer Gynt'.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Musical number praises sperm.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Monty Python's medieval romp.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raging Bull (1980)
DeNiro's a lotta LaMotta.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Girlfriend suggests zodiac costumes.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Napoleon finds midgets funny.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Top Secret! (1984)
Swedish scene filmed backwards.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Potatohead pretends he's Picasso.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Bela wants Lou's brain.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Annie Hall (1977)
Spider size of Buick.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being There (1979)
Simple man sounds wise.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, The (1920)
Twisted scenery symbolizes dementia.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clockwise (1986)
Cleese boards wrong train.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Violent teen loves Beethoven.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Green Card (1990)
Andie MacDowell eats birdseed.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
3-D shark lacks bite.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Poltergeist (1982)
Demonic tree eats boy.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
Dean's delinquent is dynamite.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ruthless People (1986)
Midler kidnappers lower ransom.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
'Fate' speech origin paradoxical.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terror Of Tiny Town, The (1938)
Novelty western casts midgets.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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